Do you name your sex toys? Are they more "realistic" or "non-realistic"? (Are people more likely to name realistic toys? -- Anonymous voting version)

Contributor: petname petname
I've seen a poll on here before about whether people name their sex toys or not, and it made me wonder: are people more likely to name realistic toys than non-realistic ones? You can vote on this poll anonymously.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I name all my sex toys and...
1
I name some of my sex toys and...
8
I don't name any of my sex toys and...
28
...all of my toys are "realistic".
...some of my toys are "realistic".
11
...none of my toys are "realistic".
14
additional: I name the toys in my collection that are "realistic" and don't name the "non-realistic" ones.
additional: The "realism" of my toys doesn't effect whether I name them or not.
23
Total votes: 85 (39 voters)
Poll is closed
05/19/2012
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Contributor: Love Obsessed Love Obsessed
I don't name my sex toys realistic or not.I call them by either the name they are or something like the short purple one.I also don't refer to my sex toys as a gender,calling them he or she,I just say it.
05/19/2012
Contributor: BG529 BG529
no i don't name my toys..
05/19/2012
Contributor: LoveBug721 LoveBug721
Quote:
Originally posted by petname
I've seen a poll on here before about whether people name their sex toys or not, and it made me wonder: are people more likely to name realistic toys than non-realistic ones? You can vote on this poll anonymously.
no...
05/19/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I have no realistic, but I wouldn't name them even if they were.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Vegan Silk Vegan Silk
If I had too many similar toys maybe I would name them so I could keep them straight. but they have names when you buy them anyway...
05/19/2012
Contributor: Azule Azule
Never really named any of them or had the desire to even if looking realistic.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
my toys do have names, but I dont own any realistic toys...
My Ribbed Twister is Ribbit... I usually just give them weird awkward names only I would remember.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Thomas90 Thomas90
I've never really thought about naming my toys... haha.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Mwar Mwar
I only named my first one ever and my first luxury one. That's it.
05/19/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
I just call them by the manufacturer's name. I'm boring like that.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Sauceboss Sauceboss
i have many for different moods
05/19/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Some of my toys have names, others don't. Realism doesn't really affect whether or not I name them, but it does affect how likely I am to consistently use that name.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Double Analysis Double Analysis
I don't give them real names. More a word or phrase that relates to it.
05/19/2012
Contributor: Annemarie Annemarie
I use their given name generally, like, Leo, Ella, Share, Mark, Adam, etc.

For not so simply named ones, I go by descriptor.

And my toys NEVER have genders. I find it annoying to even read reviews which prescribe a gender to toys.
05/19/2012
Contributor: sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
I only name some of them.
05/19/2012
Contributor: TakeHimAway TakeHimAway
Quote:
Originally posted by petname
I've seen a poll on here before about whether people name their sex toys or not, and it made me wonder: are people more likely to name realistic toys than non-realistic ones? You can vote on this poll anonymously.
Does the blue, pink, or white ones count as names? However, my white one is different than GF's white ones, LOL.
05/19/2012
Contributor: chowchau chowchau
I don't name any of them because I suck at naming anything.
Knowing me I'd probably forget the names I'd give them :p
05/19/2012
Contributor: butterflygirlxo butterflygirlxo
I didn't name them. Maybe I should??
05/20/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
I've never thought about naming my toys, if I did I think I might get a little worried about myself, lol. I normally just call it what's it named
05/20/2012
Contributor: LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by petname
I've seen a poll on here before about whether people name their sex toys or not, and it made me wonder: are people more likely to name realistic toys than non-realistic ones? You can vote on this poll anonymously.
I don't name my toys.
05/20/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Eh, I call my lipstick vibe the "Sonic Lipstick" (Doctor Who ref), but that's about it. I was going to get a particular-looking pinpoint massager here on EF, but they discontinued it - that was going to be the "Sonic Screwdriver".
05/20/2012
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
I don't usually name them. but I do think of them by their product name like Mimi or Siri. The only one I don't call by its name is my Randy and that's because one of my exes is named Randy and I'd hate for someone to think I named one of my toys after him. So I changed it to my Dom's name
05/20/2012
Contributor: Bullfroggy and Rose Bullfroggy and Rose
we usually call ours by color ,pink one,purple one and so on
05/20/2012
Contributor: G&L G&L
Why would you name a sex toy again?
05/22/2012
Contributor: SkinFlute SkinFlute
I don't name them, although I do pretend it's my fiance at times
05/23/2012
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by G&L
Why would you name a sex toy again?
Same reason people sometimes name their cars. Actually, I've no idea precisely why, even though I do it myself.
05/23/2012
Contributor: Upyourreviews Upyourreviews
Naming sex toys seems weird to me. About realistic, some of them are just too squishy to be useful, so I prefer plastic.
05/24/2012
Contributor: lisasharrer lisasharrer
Quote:
Originally posted by petname
I've seen a poll on here before about whether people name their sex toys or not, and it made me wonder: are people more likely to name realistic toys than non-realistic ones? You can vote on this poll anonymously.
i name some of them not all to many
05/24/2012