I wish I wasn't a guy now!

Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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This looks friggin awesome! I wish it would work on me!
04/15/2010
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Contributor: J's Alley J's Alley
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
This looks friggin awesome! I wish it would work on me!
HA! And I totally want to be a guy just to try a Tenga product and the freaking Fleshlight We should trade for a day.
04/15/2010
Contributor: Darling Dove Darling Dove
I'm going to get that and pretend its a little cthulu on the clit part, lol. I havent seen Pirates so I dont know what it actually is.. but it looks adorable and fun to use as well.
04/15/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by Darling Dove
I'm going to get that and pretend its a little cthulu on the clit part, lol. I havent seen Pirates so I dont know what it actually is.. but it looks adorable and fun to use as well.
+1 point to DD for mentioning the great and terrible Cthulhu.
04/15/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
This looks friggin awesome! I wish it would work on me!
I made a sneak peek video of that very toy today! Holy tentacle movement, Black Beard! It is crazy!
04/15/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Yeah, they all looked pretty cool!
04/15/2010
Contributor: Frank_ZedalzaNYC Frank_ZedalzaNYC
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
This looks friggin awesome! I wish it would work on me!
Yeah it won't work too well on you.. But you know what will? - a back massager.

I swear to you, when I was in 6th grade I put my grandmother's back massager on myself (over the pants) and I remember cumming in like a minute...

Only one thing has changed since then... I can't afford a back massager.


~ Frank from Zedalza
04/15/2010
Contributor: LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
This toy line is seriously cool, even if you aren't into pirate stuff!
04/15/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
I envy the person who gets assigned this toy. It appeals to my pirate alter ego :p
04/15/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Darling Dove
I'm going to get that and pretend its a little cthulu on the clit part, lol. I havent seen Pirates so I dont know what it actually is.. but it looks adorable and fun to use as well.
I'm pretty sure that's supposed to Xifeng's (Katsuni's character in Pirates) venomous mollusk/insect pet thing...It may have had a name in the movie but I've forgotten. I usually just refer to him as Mr. Squiggles. She uses his venom to brainwash her enemies and make them obey her.

I can't wait to see the review on this!
04/15/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
This does look like an awsome one
04/15/2010
Contributor: Darling Dove Darling Dove
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Originally posted by Victoria
I made a sneak peek video of that very toy today! Holy tentacle movement, Black Beard! It is crazy!
This video. I would like to see it, Myes.

Please? :3
04/16/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Frank_ZedalzaNYC
Yeah it won't work too well on you.. But you know what will? - a back massager.

I swear to you, when I was in 6th grade I put my grandmother's back massager on myself (over the pants) and I remember cumming in like a ... more
Omg, Frank!

And everyone, the video will be up next week, most likely.
04/16/2010
Contributor: jdloelo jdloelo
It looks like alot of fun. Can't wait to see the video!
05/09/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
If you were extra careful and used a condom I *suppose* you could use this anally and allow the little...protuberance to stimulate the perineum/balls. I would think it'd be hard for the whole thing to get sucked up into yr butt for lack of flange, but still, you never know...
05/09/2010
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
I'd leave this out on my coffee table as a conversation piece...
05/17/2010
Contributor: *Ashley* *Ashley*
I does look amazing! defiantly on my wish list!
05/18/2010
Contributor: Alan & Michele Alan & Michele
That's one of the coolest looking vibes I've seen!
05/18/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
The video is here and will be on the product page again too

Go, Mr. Squiggles!!!
05/22/2010
Contributor: MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Has anyone else noticed the new rabbit vibes from this line in the product search?:
Jesse Jane's smoking pistol, Stoya's Deep Sea Adventure, and Janine's Cannon Fire

They look AWESOME
06/04/2010
Contributor: Alicia Alicia
I want all of them!
06/04/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
Not to make y'all drool even more...but they're all really powerful. I played with them and was impressed!
06/04/2010
Contributor: Yesenia Yesenia
They look amazing I bet there going to be a must have toy on EF the Pirate line is super sexy!
06/04/2010
Contributor: Ciao. Ciao.
That's hilarious, I don't know that I'd ever want it, but I'm so glad it exists.
06/04/2010
Contributor: Andromeda Andromeda
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaant. At least one of them :p
06/05/2010
Contributor: Fun Lover Fun Lover
My wife loves the ocean maybe I will have to get her one of these.
06/06/2010
Contributor: Maxim Maxim
These are the most visually unique rabbits I've seen!
06/08/2010
Contributor: John Doe John Doe
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
This looks friggin awesome! I wish it would work on me!
Same here.
06/27/2010
Contributor: ♥ Amanda ♥ ♥ Amanda ♥
LMAO... You poor thing! lol
06/27/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
This looks friggin awesome! I wish it would work on me!
Damn. I just read the reviews and watched the video after I saw your post on this toy. This one just went on my wish list. Thanks, Mr. Sauce!

I hate toys that look like cute animals, but I think I could make an exception for this nasty little creature.
06/28/2010