Weirded out?

Miss Jane Miss Jane
Vibra dolce review
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I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm perfectly okay, aroused even, by the tentacle and unicorn horn dildos but for some reason this corn cob vibe just weirds me out. Maybe because I know if it were a real ear of corn, the kernels would break off and cause problems inside? Who knows.
11/15/2008
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Spiking Glue Spiking Glue
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Jane
I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm ... More
This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it you can go to a dealer within the USA -- and in this really bad, old school YAOI movie, there's a scene where a man is 'raped' with an ear of corn, the corn is whipped out and there's a sword noise (SHING!) and while he's being raped with it, he's enjoying it so much he's drooling.

So, my friends and I always threaten to buy this for each other.


*YAOI is a genre of pornographic japanese animation, which is demographed for females but portrays gay males. It induces much LOLs.
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    I am personally offended by this
11/15/2008
Spiking Glue Spiking Glue
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Originally posted by Spiking Glue
This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it ... More
Hah. "Corny". No pun intended.
11/15/2008
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by Spiking Glue
This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it ... More
Have you ever seen the version of that clip that's redubbed with Aqua Teen Hunger Force sound clips? "Gentlemen...behold... CORN!" My friends and I have laughed about that for the past 3 years.
11/15/2008
Spiking Glue Spiking Glue
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Originally posted by Backseat Boohoo
Have you ever seen the version of that clip that's redubbed with Aqua Teen Hunger Force sound clips? "Gentlemen...behold... CORN!" My friends and I have laughed about that for the past 3 years.
LINK ME WOMAN.


..... no.
11/15/2008
Dame Demi Dame Demi
It's got great reviews, but this product seriously disturbs me. Then again, I *do* have The Tentacle...
11/17/2008
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by Spiking Glue
LINK ME WOMAN.


..... no.
This shouldn't be as hilarious as it is: link
11/17/2008
Spiking Glue Spiking Glue
*choke* No words. Should have sent a poet.
11/18/2008
Airlia Airlia
HAHAHAHAHAH I couldn't stop. It was on repeat for a while. And yes the corny corn toy totally weirds me out - no thanks!
11/18/2008
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I agree it's weird. But if it felt good, I wouldn't let that get in the way
11/18/2008
Nashville Nashville
It's just one of those toys where a sense of humor is required. I don't have the Dolce but I do have the cucumber. link I guess the Dolce is somewhat discreet.. lol about as much as the fleshlights so maybe the design goes beyond having a laugh?

But is anyone else with me--- I don't feel like the name fits it, at all. Vibra Dolce sounds international, sounds sex, sounds sultry and foreign... yet it's a country bumpkin corn on the cob.
11/18/2008
Beautiful Dreamer Beautiful Dreamer
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Originally posted by Nashville
It's just one of those toys where a sense of humor is required. I don't have the Dolce but I do have the cucumber. link I guess the Dolce is somewhat discreet.. lol about as much as the fleshlights so maybe the design goes beyond having a ... More
It's the kinda thing that if someone told you they owned the "Vibra Dolce" you'd be quite intrigued.
11/18/2008
Viv Viv
I think it's hilarious. my mind also went straight there, spiking glue. At least they haven't made a bourbon bottle vibe yet.

On a theoretical level, I really like strangely shaped toys. None of mine are really weird but i'm intrigued as Beautiful Dreamer said. Like, I really love the i rub my penguin. I don't own it, and i don't think i could ever put that cute little guy near my vagina, but i'm really happy that it's out there for someone would like that sort of thing.

The corn makes me giggle endlessly, but i'm not sure i could have sex with it. Maybe i could, or maybe i'd laugh through the whole thing. I wouldn't be against trying for the hell of it though.
11/18/2008
Spiking Glue Spiking Glue
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Originally posted by Viv
I think it's hilarious. my mind also went straight there, spiking glue. At least they haven't made a bourbon bottle vibe yet.

On a theoretical level, I really like strangely shaped toys. None of mine are really weird but i'm ... More
It could be like one of those toy baby bottles, where you tip them and the inner liquid 'disappears'.
11/19/2008
Viv Viv
you know- i was totally thinking that, but for some reason decided not to go there. I'm wicked glad you did.
11/19/2008
Spiking Glue Spiking Glue
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Originally posted by Viv
you know- i was totally thinking that, but for some reason decided not to go there. I'm wicked glad you did.
I almost didn't, the unfortunate image of a fuckable baby bottle filled my head, and I'm childfree. -_-;

I don't know if I'd use the Vibra Dolce, either, I couldn't get the mental image of a drooling uke out of my head while looking at it. I might use it as a fantastic conversational piece for those silent moments that need filling.
11/19/2008
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
I'm more scarred by an absolutely horrific Korean porn I tried to watch once that involved two lesbians having sex with an ear of corn. I made it through about a minute of that porn with a friend before I just shut it off.
11/20/2008
Spiking Glue Spiking Glue
I'm not scarred by Boku no Sexual Harassment (I *may* be scarred by Legend of the Blue Wolves... sumo sex. :|), it's more that its really hard for me to get off on the Vibra Dolce when all you seen in your head is a blonde, spandex clad uke drooling to a cob which chings! while emitting a holy light. *laugh*

... I suppose that *is* scarred. Heh.


Damn, Backseat Boohoo, that's a shame. :/ Korean girls can be so lovely, too.
11/20/2008
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by Spiking Glue
I'm not scarred by Boku no Sexual Harassment (I *may* be scarred by Legend of the Blue Wolves... sumo sex. :|), it's more that its really hard for me to get off on the Vibra Dolce when all you seen in your head is a blonde, spandex clad uke ... More
You're telling me--I'm learning Korean and am watching Korean dramas and films for "further education." ^_~ They're often too skinny for my tastes, though...
11/20/2008
Stacey_Place Stacey_Place
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Originally posted by Miss Jane
I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm ... More
Funny Jane! I have to admit I am still giggling and debating on this toy. My hubby has this strange food fetish and his favorite is corn, which I HATE! because it DOES break off! I will be finding corn kernals in my panties for 3 days! LOL... this might, and I repeat MIGHT satisfy his need to slip real food into me.... lol.... but YES it wireds me out! lol.... ~Stac.
12/29/2008
Gary Gary
All joking aside, I am now considering buying one of these corn cobb dildos. Before I do, I need some more feedback as to whether or not this chumpy actually feels realistic. I don't want to just waste my money on something that only appears to be corn, but does not feel at least somewhat realistic. Is it worth it? Also, I will be adding all of the above mentioned movies to my queue on netflix. Thank you!
02/06/2009
Backseat Boohoo Backseat Boohoo
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Originally posted by Gary
All joking aside, I am now considering buying one of these corn cobb dildos. Before I do, I need some more feedback as to whether or not this chumpy actually feels realistic. I don't want to just waste my money on something that only appears to ... More
Well, to know if a cornbrater felt like the real thing, you'd have to try the real thing. Any daring size queens willing to shove a whole corn cob up their...?
02/06/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
Well, I for one love the corn cob! I know it looks weird and has a weird name but it does do the trick and that's what I'm after! This has been debated several times on my review but I stick my first impression! I love it!! The nubs rub the right places. We like to have fun and this cob helps us have a good time. Maybe being a country girl who grew with corn makes it seem not so strange! By the way, I've never used the real thing to compare! I have the carrot too but it's not quiet at strong. Had not seen the cucumber! Maybe we need to get it and keep our garden growing! LOL
02/25/2009
megganmarie megganmarie
Ew. I don't think I could ever bring myself to use this. I'm from the south, and it reminds me too much of a dirty redneck joke about a real ear of corn. *shudders* I think I'll stick to toys that look less like food.
02/27/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by megganmarie
Ew. I don't think I could ever bring myself to use this. I'm from the south, and it reminds me too much of a dirty redneck joke about a real ear of corn. *shudders* I think I'll stick to toys that look less like food.
...it wouldn't happen to involve two guys, a granny, and sexual favors in return for food, would it?

Because I remember that joke from waaaay long ago, and it was disturbing!
02/27/2009
megganmarie megganmarie
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
...it wouldn't happen to involve two guys, a granny, and sexual favors in return for food, would it?

Because I remember that joke from waaaay long ago, and it was disturbing!
Yes, yes, that's the one!

For those of you who haven't been enlightened:
Two men were stranded in the woods, crawling along, gasping for water. They wandered and wandered thru the woods and..lo! and behold! there in the middle of nowhere was a rickety old house with a rickety old porch. On that porch was the ugliest woman you ever did see, sitting in a rocking chair with a corncob pipe hanging out her mouth. The two men crawled up to the porch and gasped 'please, m'am (gasp, gasp)-could we have some water?' the old woman looked at them and replied 'sure, but first ya hafta screw me til i'm satisfied'. One man got up and followed the ugly warty woman into the shack. The other man was too weak to follow and stayed outside. The man that went inside got on top of the old hag and did the nasty-she wasn't satisfied. He did it again-she still wasn't satisfied. Desperate, he looked around the room anxiously and spotted a bushel of corn in the corner. so he took an ear of corn, shucked, stuffed it up the slimy old hag and tossed it out the window. She still wasn't satisfied. He did it again and again until he got to the last ear of corn-at last she was finally satisfied!! She told him 'alright, go round outside and on the side of the house there's a well. ya can drink all ya want.' He went outside and turned the corner and there was his buddy with a huge shit-eating grin on his face saying 'Mmmm-m!! you missed it-hot, buttered corn!!!'

Blah.
02/27/2009
Gary Gary
Oh no, it's the return of the corn cobb dildo thread, ha! This thread will outlive us all. I never heard this joke before, thanks for posting it. It reminds me of all the jokes I heard when I was in elementary school, Deeper, Susie Sandpaper, Johnny Fuckerfaster, the barn with the 3 wholes in the wall (there was an amazing Mr.Show version of that timeless classic).
02/27/2009
megganmarie megganmarie
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Originally posted by Gary
Oh no, it's the return of the corn cobb dildo thread, ha! This thread will outlive us all. I never heard this joke before, thanks for posting it. It reminds me of all the jokes I heard when I was in elementary school, Deeper, Susie Sandpaper, ... More
LMAO. I'm pretty sure I was in jr high when I first heard this joke. Still makes me a little queezy to this day.
02/27/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by megganmarie
Yes, yes, that's the one!

For those of you who haven't been enlightened:
Two men were stranded in the woods, crawling along, gasping for water. They wandered and wandered thru the woods and..lo! and behold! there in the middle of ... More
Oh... oh, my. That's a slightly different version from the one I heard, but I believe your version is better on the queasiness factor!

And, Yeti, I've never heard of Deeper, Susie Sandpaper, Johnny Fuckerfaster, or the barn with 3 holes in the wall. Would you like to share?

The corn cob dildo thread is a zombie. It shuffles in the night humming "I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down".
02/27/2009
Mamastoys Mamastoys
LOL. I had never heard the joke but I guess we will keep using it as long as nobody here wants corn to eat! Hubby can't eat corn due to his diabetes- runs his sugar up..so I guess we are safe! LOL
02/28/2009
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