Weirded out?

I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm perfectly...

I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm perfectly okay, aroused even, by the tentacle and unicorn horn dildos but for some reason this corn cob vibe just weirds me out. Maybe because I know if it were a real ear of corn, the kernels would break off and cause problems inside? Who knows.

This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it you can go to a dealer...

This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it you can go to a dealer within the USA -- and in this really bad, old school YAOI movie, there's a scene where a man is 'raped' with an ear of corn, the corn is whipped out and there's a sword noise (SHING!) and while he's being raped with it, he's enjoying it so much he's drooling.

So, my friends and I always threaten to buy this for each other.


*YAOI is a genre of pornographic japanese animation, which is demographed for females but portrays gay males. It induces much LOLs.

This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it you can go to a dealer...

This specific vibrator always makes me laugh my ass off, actually.

See, there's this really, really, really corny, horrible, cliched YAOI movie called "Boku no Sexual Harassment" -- It's licensed, so if you want to see it you can go to a dealer within the USA -- and in this really bad, old school YAOI movie, there's a scene where a man is 'raped' with an ear of corn, the corn is whipped out and there's a sword noise (SHING!) and while he's being raped with it, he's enjoying it so much he's drooling.

So, my friends and I always threaten to buy this for each other.


*YAOI is a genre of pornographic japanese animation, which is demographed for females but portrays gay males. It induces much LOLs.

It's just one of those toys where a sense of humor is required. I don't have the Dolce but I do have the cucumber. link I guess the Dolce is somewhat discreet.. lol about as much as the...

It's just one of those toys where a sense of humor is required. I don't have the Dolce but I do have the cucumber. link I guess the Dolce is somewhat discreet.. lol about as much as the fleshlights so maybe the design goes beyond having a laugh?

But is anyone else with me--- I don't feel like the name fits it, at all. Vibra Dolce sounds international, sounds sex, sounds sultry and foreign... yet it's a country bumpkin corn on the cob.

I think it's hilarious. my mind also went straight there, spiking glue. At least they haven't made a bourbon bottle vibe yet.

On a theoretical level, I really like strangely shaped toys. None of mine are really weird but i'm intrigued as...

I think it's hilarious. my mind also went straight there, spiking glue. At least they haven't made a bourbon bottle vibe yet.

On a theoretical level, I really like strangely shaped toys. None of mine are really weird but i'm intrigued as Beautiful Dreamer said. Like, I really love the i rub my penguin. I don't own it, and i don't think i could ever put that cute little guy near my vagina, but i'm really happy that it's out there for someone would like that sort of thing.

The corn makes me giggle endlessly, but i'm not sure i could have sex with it. Maybe i could, or maybe i'd laugh through the whole thing. I wouldn't be against trying for the hell of it though.

I'm not scarred by Boku no Sexual Harassment (I *may* be scarred by Legend of the Blue Wolves... sumo sex. :|), it's more that its really hard for me to get off on the Vibra Dolce when all you seen in your head is a blonde, spandex clad uke drooling...

I'm not scarred by Boku no Sexual Harassment (I *may* be scarred by Legend of the Blue Wolves... sumo sex. :|), it's more that its really hard for me to get off on the Vibra Dolce when all you seen in your head is a blonde, spandex clad uke drooling to a cob which chings! while emitting a holy light. *laugh*

... I suppose that *is* scarred. Heh.


Damn, Backseat Boohoo, that's a shame. :/ Korean girls can be so lovely, too.

I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm perfectly...

I was browsing through reviews as I am wont to do in the wee hours, and stumbled across this product. I think I'd seen it before but just skipped over it.

Does the whole.. corn kernels and corn shucks and all freak anyone else out? I'm perfectly okay, aroused even, by the tentacle and unicorn horn dildos but for some reason this corn cob vibe just weirds me out. Maybe because I know if it were a real ear of corn, the kernels would break off and cause problems inside? Who knows.