Omg, our feakin cat! He's not all bad, our little monster by name of Chini, but sometimes...omfg... Anyway, something interesting he'll do sometimes is try to join in on the fun while we're bonin'
... Either he'll be on my lovely lady's belly cozying UP to her while i'm goin' DOWN, or he'll jump on my back and enjoy the ride when i'm on top. But it's not all cute. He loves drawing blood, too. As does his current arch nemesis, the other cat on our apartment. Our roommates.
So, anyone else have such silly tales of pet perversion?