Best place to hide your toys...

Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Lockable sex toy case
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I'm going to write a post here soon about where is the best place to hide your toys. I'm also going to share horror stories of what can happen if your toy isn't hidden well enough. For example, we were at a friends home when there 4 year old came walking into the living room with a bright pink dildo in here hand calling it her "Princess wand" So yeah, whats your favorite spot to hide toys?
01/12/2012
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Tagmstr Tagmstr
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Originally posted by Rod Ronald
I'm going to write a post here soon about where is the best place to hide your toys. I'm also going to share horror stories of what can happen if your toy isn't hidden well enough. For example, we were at a friends home when there 4 year ... More
We don't need to really hide them. A lot of times we leave stuff out charging right on our table in our bedroom. A few things we barely use is in our dresser, the rest is under our bed in a box so we can easily access it
01/12/2012
AHubbyof2SexualMinds AHubbyof2SexualMinds
We have a nice hat box in the closet, pretty close to the bed. No one goes in the closet, but even if they did, it would look decorative.
01/12/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
I'm going to write a post here soon about where is the best place to hide your toys. I'm also going to share horror stories of what can happen if your toy isn't hidden well enough. For example, we were at a friends home when there 4 year ... More
...0_0 'princess wand'?
Oh lord, that must have been mortifying.
I usually keep mine in an inconspicuous backpack far far out of sight.
01/13/2012
Moein Moein
For children risk, a highest place is a good one. My wife hide them at highe shelf in closet behind cloths.
01/13/2012
Highmaintenancegirl916 Highmaintenancegirl916
in my closet on the top shelf in a storage box like the corset one from eden.
01/13/2012
haveyourwaywithme haveyourwaywithme
Inside a combo-locked zipper bag in a drawer under our bed.
01/15/2012
ddd masturbator(bye all!) ddd masturbator(bye all!)
mine are all housed in a bag that i got from eden... but i live alone and no one should be in my closet...

if i needed to hide them, i'd probably choose a lockable box
01/15/2012
SMichelle SMichelle
I hide mine in two locking containers.
01/15/2012
calliope calliope
Seems like everyone needs a bigger one. How about one of those lockable chests that you put at the front of the foot of the bed. I saw cute colored ones on sale at target a while ago. Just put your toys and what not in one of those instead of blankets. might even be able to fit a Liberator wedge in it or some lingerie.
02/02/2012
apryls apryls
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Originally posted by Tagmstr
We don't need to really hide them. A lot of times we leave stuff out charging right on our table in our bedroom. A few things we barely use is in our dresser, the rest is under our bed in a box so we can easily access it
Well my hubby and I have quite the collection so I had him build me a window box seat that measures 7ft long, 2ft high, and 19in wide. It has 2 seats on either side that lift up for the lids. All our toys are stored away in here and organized and since most toys can't be stored in plastic I went to the craft store and got velvet and mesh bags to store all my googies in in case they don't come with one. It's nice and functional, plus anyone who comes into our bedroom would never know what is in it especially our kids :0)
08/11/2012
goo goo
I have a small lockbox that I use when I need it and put it on a top shelf in the closet
08/12/2012
Vaginas Vaginas
mine are just in a regular bin under my bed with other bins. I'm brave. but I only live with my parents who don't go through my stuff. and when I have little cousins over or something I keep them very occupied with other things. and they can't go in my room without me.
but my bin is not very discrete at all.
08/12/2012
Girly Juice Girly Juice
I keep my collection in a chest of drawers next to my bed. Nobody ever looks in there, so it works for me.
08/12/2012
Voldemort Voldemort
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Originally posted by Rod Ronald
I'm going to write a post here soon about where is the best place to hide your toys. I'm also going to share horror stories of what can happen if your toy isn't hidden well enough. For example, we were at a friends home when there 4 year ... More
Well, so far, none of mine have been found, but one day, my brother did walk into my bedroom and the bag I keep it in was right at the bottom of my bed and open..... o_o I was so freaked out he would look through it because he's nosey like that, xD Luckily he didn't.
01/17/2013
bronzelotus bronzelotus
For the moment, I have my toys stowed in a backpack in my closet. No issues yet. (Knocks on wood.)
01/18/2013
SumFun75 SumFun75
I use a small suitcase on wheels... that thing is some kind of heavy.. LOL
02/04/2013
Herzer Herzer
I have a padlocked tool box in the closet. It has a bunch of drawers with cut out foam spaces for our favorite toys. The foam is great for protecting out glass toys.
03/08/2013
Somewhere Out There Somewhere Out There
Thinking about buying an actual safe. lol
03/08/2013
Firemenlafd2 Firemenlafd2
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
I'm going to write a post here soon about where is the best place to hide your toys. I'm also going to share horror stories of what can happen if your toy isn't hidden well enough. For example, we were at a friends home when there 4 year ... More
lockable chest or dressers
03/08/2013
JADE76 JADE76
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
I'm going to write a post here soon about where is the best place to hide your toys. I'm also going to share horror stories of what can happen if your toy isn't hidden well enough. For example, we were at a friends home when there 4 year ... More
closet is the safest place for me i have four nosey children
05/30/2013
f@n+@$Y+r@v313r f@n+@$Y+r@v313r
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
I'm going to write a post here soon about where is the best place to hide your toys. I'm also going to share horror stories of what can happen if your toy isn't hidden well enough. For example, we were at a friends home when there 4 year ... More
maybe hiding it in plain site... i mean place it where it can easily blend in.
06/10/2013
Thong man Thong man
We use a locking cash box. I don't know how I would explain if our kids found "our" toy box.
08/10/2013
Sincerely Yours, N Sincerely Yours, N
My bed has this gap between the headboard and the frame, just large enough for me to fit my hand through. I put a shelf in there a while ago and currently keep all of my toys on it. There's a limit to the size of toys allowed, but it is fairly safe and I doubt anybody will move my mattress aside to go looking for such a gap.
08/10/2013
Collogue Collogue
a (very large) lock box
08/10/2013
gracenote gracenote
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
I'm going to write a post here soon about where is the best place to hide your toys. I'm also going to share horror stories of what can happen if your toy isn't hidden well enough. For example, we were at a friends home when there 4 year ... More
I keep the one I use regularly inside my pillowcase, nobody bothers it there. The only people who might accidentally come across it are my older sister or my best friends if they're over and I don't really care about them finding it.

However, if my parents are visiting, I keep them at the bottom of a crate holding a bunch of school supplies. They wouldn't bother to look through school supplies.
08/23/2013
BusyMe BusyMe
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
I'm going to write a post here soon about where is the best place to hide your toys. I'm also going to share horror stories of what can happen if your toy isn't hidden well enough. For example, we were at a friends home when there 4 year ... More
My dressers bottom drawer the whole thing.. Then I pile corsets andvsilk items on top of that. Sometimes it looks normal. I was just putting away the Jenna Jamenson Red beast and set it on a box near the draw cause I broke it and I came back two seconds later my cat was licking it. Thats more of a horror story for the drawer. ;0
Mar 23, 11:28 am
BusyMe BusyMe
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Originally posted by SMichelle
I hide mine in two locking containers.
Hahaha.. Do you have to keep the dogs out or something?
Mar 23, 11:30 am
BusyMe BusyMe
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Originally posted by goo
I have a small lockbox that I use when I need it and put it on a top shelf in the closet
Run !! Dick avalanche !!
Mar 23, 11:31 am
PadoruLover PadoruLover
I don't have kids so I don't need to worry about that right now so I just keep it in a bag in my closet.
Mar 24, 9:58 pm
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