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Contributor: jmex83 jmex83
I had a funny memory just pop into my head. There was one time that my wife and I were foolin' around on the couch...she wasn't using birth control yet, so we were using the "pull out method" (yeah I know, totally not fool proof);. Anyways....She was on top of me on the couch and I'll be damned if I didn't shoot straight up into the air and it landed back down on me. The worst part of it is.....what we didn't realize (until we had company over the next day) was that it had also landed on the wall somehow, behind the couch. So there my best friend sat....with a "wad-drip" stuck to the wall, right behind his head. My wife pointed it out to me casually, and discreetly and all I could do was start laughing hysterically mid convo. My friend looked at me funny and was confused. My wife grabbed a wet rag as soon as he hit for the bathroom for a pee break and she scrubbed that spot off within minutes.

We about died laughing after he left and swore to use condoms until she went on birth control LOL!!!!!

Where is the weirdest, funniest, strangest spot you've ever "Let loose"? Funny stories? post em here!
03/19/2012
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Contributor: charletnarouh charletnarouh
I'm not a guy but my first, last and only boyfriend was aiming for my tits and ended up shooting it up my nose. One of the worst sexual experiences of my life. It became funny later when it stopped burning and I was done blowing my nose for the millionth time but, yeah, really unpleasant.
03/19/2012
Contributor: jmex83 jmex83
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Originally posted by charletnarouh
I'm not a guy but my first, last and only boyfriend was aiming for my tits and ended up shooting it up my nose. One of the worst sexual experiences of my life. It became funny later when it stopped burning and I was done blowing my nose for the ... more
LOL Oh damn! Well, Im glad that you were able to get it out. Sorry to laugh at you, but c'mon, that is some pretty good aim! Thats not an easy shot to make lol
03/20/2012
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
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Originally posted by charletnarouh
I'm not a guy but my first, last and only boyfriend was aiming for my tits and ended up shooting it up my nose. One of the worst sexual experiences of my life. It became funny later when it stopped burning and I was done blowing my nose for the ... more
Been there myself. It's really hard to aim that thing sometimes!
03/20/2012
Contributor: Rahel Rahel
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Originally posted by charletnarouh
I'm not a guy but my first, last and only boyfriend was aiming for my tits and ended up shooting it up my nose. One of the worst sexual experiences of my life. It became funny later when it stopped burning and I was done blowing my nose for the ... more
man, that just sounds really awkward.
03/20/2012
Contributor: AHubbyof2SexualMinds AHubbyof2SexualMinds
We had some land on our nightstand once, but didn't notice. We come back a few hours later and see a big glob stuck to the glass on our nightstand, ruined the mood for that evening.
03/20/2012
Contributor: charletnarouh charletnarouh
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Originally posted by jmex83
LOL Oh damn! Well, Im glad that you were able to get it out. Sorry to laugh at you, but c'mon, that is some pretty good aim! Thats not an easy shot to make lol
It's something I can look back at now and laugh at. At the time it was incredibly awkward, felt really weird, very startling and burned. I'd rather get it in my eye than my nose, though neither is pleasant. It was definitely NOT intentional on his part. I'm pretty sure it couldn't ever have been duplicated. The guy and I are still friends and we've mentioned it once or twice "hey, remember when..." and always been able to laugh or joke about it. He's never had anything like that happen since.
03/20/2012
Contributor: Deeder Deeder
My husband (at the time we weren't married) kept laughing to himself one time as I could feel him getting ready to finish. I asked him what was so funny, but again, all he did was laugh. All of a sudden he pulled out and let fly. Luckily I was able to (barely) dodge it, but not without getting a wad in my hair (with a splash in my ear, just for good measure). I wasn't too happy with him for the rest of the night.
03/20/2012
Contributor: asandahl asandahl
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Originally posted by jmex83
I had a funny memory just pop into my head. There was one time that my wife and I were foolin' around on the couch...she wasn't using birth control yet, so we were using the "pull out method" (yeah I know, totally not fool proof);. ... more
came on my face on accident once.
04/18/2012