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augma augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
None.
6  (9%)
A whole hell of a lot!
33  (47%)
7
6  (9%)
Schfifty Five
11  (16%)
Don't use your teeth, please
14  (20%)
Total votes: 70
Poll is closed
08/16/2012
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Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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08/16/2012
clockwork451 clockwork451
None, because the beavers control the majority of the wood traffic and they would be extremely displeased with any creature wasting their product simply for chucking purposes.
08/16/2012
Rawr4483 Rawr4483
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
08/16/2012
amazon amazon
Could he? Really?
08/16/2012
LAndJ LAndJ
Strange question, but I'll roll with it...
08/16/2012
Rory Rory
Some anyway!
08/17/2012
sweetpea12 sweetpea12
Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Probably a lot!!
08/29/2012
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
A whole lot!
09/01/2012
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
Schfifty five
09/01/2012
KRD KRD
yeahhh
09/02/2012
Bex1331 Bex1331
obviously 7
09/03/2012
comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would.
09/03/2012
konicaguy konicaguy
Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Had to get some points...
09/04/2012
giftdgecko giftdgecko
Schfifty schfive, definitely.
09/04/2012
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I would imagine quite a bit...interesting question to ask....haha.
09/05/2012
bowzer311 bowzer311
A WHOLE LOT!! lol
03/02/2013
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by bowzer311
A WHOLE LOT!! lol
Exactly.
03/02/2013
MrWill MrWill
Science says that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and wanted to chuck wood, it would chuck wood at a rate significantly higher than that of the non-chucking woodchucks of the 'chuck kingdom.
05/30/2013
Stagger13 Stagger13
Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
I say "Plenty". That is loosely based on non rational calculations after many mind altering drinks.
05/30/2013
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by augma
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
About as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!
06/03/2013
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by clockwork451
None, because the beavers control the majority of the wood traffic and they would be extremely displeased with any creature wasting their product simply for chucking purposes.
NEVER mess with the beaver union...they are teh MEAN!
06/03/2013
GingerSpice GingerSpice
lol
06/03/2013
Ayogirl230 Ayogirl230
lol wtf
06/27/2013
Pastafariette Pastafariette
Only as much as necessary.
07/12/2013
TransMarc TransMarc
A chunky amount of chucked wood.
07/12/2013
Total posts: 26
Unique posters: 25