Have you left a sex toy out and it was found by someone you didn't intend to see it?

BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
Recently my mother showed up at my home and let herself in when she found no one was home. My first thought was "Oh no! Did I put those toys away?" as I wondered if she walked into the master bedroom while I was gone. So as soon as I went upstairs, I did room sweep with my eyes. I found that the drawer to the nightstand was left open (by me) and had a bunny vibe staring at me. Have your toys been caught with their pants down?
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I basically keep toys under lock and key at all times unless in use.
57
Oopsie. I wonder if someone saw that??
46
Oh no. BUSTED!
41
Didn't intend? Oh I wanted him/her to see it! ;-)
9
Total votes: 153 (135 voters)
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12/13/2011
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philly philly
Thank goodness no, that would be pretty embarrassing...
12/13/2011
jedent jedent
the last choice is so naughty!
12/13/2011
eroticmutt eroticmutt
Quote:
Originally posted by BuckeyeGal04
Recently my mother showed up at my home and let herself in when she found no one was home. My first thought was "Oh no! Did I put those toys away?" as I wondered if she walked into the master bedroom while I was gone. So as soon as I ... More
yes once there was an incident
12/13/2011
null null
Yes. I forgot that my O2 Rascal was behind one of my monitors and a friend saw it. Same day, more friends came over and one snooped around and found my shibari books >.<
12/13/2011
(k)InkyIvy (k)InkyIvy
My family had a house fire early this year, and my nightstand was thrown out the window... That was where I kept my favorite vibrator and some dvds. The cleaning crew the was sent by the insurance company found everything. It was a little embarrassing, since they were practically strangers!
12/13/2011
BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
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Originally posted by jedent
the last choice is so naughty!
12/14/2011
BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
Quote:
Originally posted by (k)InkyIvy
My family had a house fire early this year, and my nightstand was thrown out the window... That was where I kept my favorite vibrator and some dvds. The cleaning crew the was sent by the insurance company found everything. It was a little ... More
Oh my goodness! I would have been mortified! More importantly though, I hope everyone was okay from the fire. Sorry for all the losses in the house.
12/14/2011
Chirple Chirple
My cats got into my trash and were ripping the packaging/fliers that had come with some glass dildos apart.

Those were my first toys ever, and they had raunchy packaging, so there were paper-bits with boobs and stuff everywhere.

Not very discrete.
12/14/2011
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
The maintenance guys have walked through the apartment with butt plugs in the shower and toys on the bed etc. But they never said anything...

The security guy came once and saw our blow up doll dressed up in the corner...he commented later on but only because I did first. He figured it was a prank.
12/14/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
The lady that cleans my house found where I had left a dildo trying in the bathroom. Forgot to put it away before she came. She just laughed and let me a note saying she didn't want to "disturb" it!
12/14/2011
Jaimes Jaimes
We were moving and my parents were helping. At this time I owned one sex toy, a pink vibe, semi-realistic. I totally forgot about it when I was packing, and just tossed it in the drawer, rather than a box.

When we were unloading the truck, I grabbed one drawer and my mom the other. She took the big, bulky drawer into the house before I did. I followed a few minutes later, and when I set down my drawer next to hers, I saw the pink vibe staring at me with a very smug look on its face.

We didn't say anything about it for the rest of the moving process, but years later we were rolling on the floor laughing about it.
12/14/2011
unfulfilled unfulfilled
Last week when it was doubles week and I was trying to get caught up on everything I had, I had all my toys I hadn't reviewed yet on the computer desk and my mom came over. I had to throw papers over all teh toys so she couldn't see it. The black magic super bullet is left out on the desk b/c it's so powerful and is wonderful for massages and my hubby has shown his mom and said look at my new massager. (She had no clue otherwise b/c she's clueless)
12/14/2011
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
I have one toy, Maverick, that is too large for me to use and I frequently leave him sitting on my vanity. One night a neighbor dropped by and saw a giant black silicone cock right out in the open. The cherry on the cake, however, is that my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. He hasn't looked at me with a straight face since then.
12/14/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
I'm very careful with my toys. If my mother walked into my room when I wasn't home I would throw a fit, however! She has no business in my bedroom and doesn't even have a key to my house. I need my privacy.

We have kids, too. I don't think kids need to see the details of their parents sex life. And I have OCD, so I check the bathroom, bed, headboard etc quite a bit after I wash the toys to make sure I haven't left one out.
12/14/2011
Oomph2687 Oomph2687
My mom totally busted me once....burn!
12/14/2011
BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
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Originally posted by AngelvMaynard
The lady that cleans my house found where I had left a dildo trying in the bathroom. Forgot to put it away before she came. She just laughed and let me a note saying she didn't want to "disturb" it!
LOL! Well that was courteous of her!
12/15/2011
BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
Many of you have some pretty embarrassing yet good stories. Thanks for sharing! I will consider myself lucky that it's just a "what if" thought instead of clearly being busted.
12/15/2011
married with children married with children
no, we have kids around the house. so we keep all the toys picked up and put away.
12/15/2011
kadytheredpanda kadytheredpanda
Quote:
Originally posted by BuckeyeGal04
Recently my mother showed up at my home and let herself in when she found no one was home. My first thought was "Oh no! Did I put those toys away?" as I wondered if she walked into the master bedroom while I was gone. So as soon as I ... More
My mother once found one of those Eden Fantasys catalogs that they include with every package. I was reading it in the car when i was the only one in there and thought I brought it with me. Guess I didn't. D'oh!

One of my siblings also found my pocket rocket once too. It was under my bed, so it's not like it was out in the open.

The other time was when I left my vibe out on my desk before going to school. I came back to my room only to see I had a citation... For a window fan. At least it wasn't for a vibrator! XD
12/15/2011
BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
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Originally posted by kadytheredpanda
My mother once found one of those Eden Fantasys catalogs that they include with every package. I was reading it in the car when i was the only one in there and thought I brought it with me. Guess I didn't. D'oh!

One of my siblings also ... More
You got me with the fan citation! LOL
12/16/2011
GonetoLovehoney GonetoLovehoney
I show off my toys all the time to my friends and lovers. XD I'm a big show-offy jerk when it comes to my toys.
12/16/2011
bayosgirl bayosgirl
None of the above.. I don't worry much about leaving my toys out because it's just my husband and me at home. Actually, I DID get caught awhile ago. I was 18, and leaving for college. Somehow I forgot my two vibrators in one of my dresser drawers. When I came back, they were gone. I guess my mom must have gone through my stuff and pitched them. LOL.
12/16/2011
mudpie mudpie
My worst nightmare. My mom and I have a great relationship but VERY different views on sex. Every time she comes over I make absolutely sure that my toys are well tucked away!
12/16/2011
MissMori MissMori
No, but I do have a funny semi-related story.
I use an epilator on my legs, which has a pretty loud motor. One day, my roommate (who is a fairly conservative guy) came home while I was using it. I was in my room with the door open so when I heard him come in I stepped out to say hi. He had the most priceless look on his face and awkwardly stammered something about being sorry he was home early. I was very good and managed not to laugh.
12/16/2011
Nazaress Nazaress
Definitely not. I make sure they're all packed away in my shoe box on top of the cabinet after cleaning. That'd be so embarrassing, especially because my boyfriend and I live with a little, old lady!
12/16/2011
Sir Sir
I keep everything in places where they cannot be seen, or if they are seen, it's not really a big deal. I don't mind others seeing certain things, so I keep those in public places.
12/17/2011
BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
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Originally posted by bayosgirl
None of the above.. I don't worry much about leaving my toys out because it's just my husband and me at home. Actually, I DID get caught awhile ago. I was 18, and leaving for college. Somehow I forgot my two vibrators in one of my dresser ... More
LOL! Sounds like you need to gift her a personal toy and tell her she needs to loosen up and enjoy the finer things in life!
12/17/2011
BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
Quote:
Originally posted by MissMori
No, but I do have a funny semi-related story.
I use an epilator on my legs, which has a pretty loud motor. One day, my roommate (who is a fairly conservative guy) came home while I was using it. I was in my room with the door open so when I ... More
That's a great story!
12/17/2011
BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
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Originally posted by GonetoLovehoney
I show off my toys all the time to my friends and lovers. XD I'm a big show-offy jerk when it comes to my toys.
I think it's great you're that open with your friends!!
12/17/2011
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