Recently my mother showed up at my home and let herself in when she found no one was home. My first thought was "Oh no! Did I put those toys away?" as I wondered if she walked into the master bedroom while I was gone. So as soon as I went upstairs, I did room sweep with my eyes. I found that the drawer to the nightstand was left open (by me) and had a bunny vibe staring at me. Have your toys been caught with their pants down?
Have you left a sex toy out and it was found by someone you didn't intend to see it?
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yes once there was an incident
Originally posted by
BuckeyeGal04
Recently my mother showed up at my home and let herself in when she found no one was home. My first thought was "Oh no! Did I put those toys away?" as I wondered if she walked into the master bedroom while I was gone. So as soon as I went
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Recently my mother showed up at my home and let herself in when she found no one was home. My first thought was "Oh no! Did I put those toys away?" as I wondered if she walked into the master bedroom while I was gone. So as soon as I went upstairs, I did room sweep with my eyes. I found that the drawer to the nightstand was left open (by me) and had a bunny vibe staring at me. Have your toys been caught with their pants down?
12/13/2011
My family had a house fire early this year, and my nightstand was thrown out the window... That was where I kept my favorite vibrator and some dvds. The cleaning crew the was sent by the insurance company found everything. It was a little embarrassing, since they were practically strangers!
12/13/2011
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Oh my goodness! I would have been mortified! More importantly though, I hope everyone was okay from the fire. Sorry for all the losses in the house.
Originally posted by
(k)InkyIvy
My family had a house fire early this year, and my nightstand was thrown out the window... That was where I kept my favorite vibrator and some dvds. The cleaning crew the was sent by the insurance company found everything. It was a little
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My family had a house fire early this year, and my nightstand was thrown out the window... That was where I kept my favorite vibrator and some dvds. The cleaning crew the was sent by the insurance company found everything. It was a little embarrassing, since they were practically strangers!
12/14/2011
The maintenance guys have walked through the apartment with butt plugs in the shower and toys on the bed etc. But they never said anything...
The security guy came once and saw our blow up doll dressed up in the corner...he commented later on but only because I did first. He figured it was a prank.
The security guy came once and saw our blow up doll dressed up in the corner...he commented later on but only because I did first. He figured it was a prank.
12/14/2011
We were moving and my parents were helping. At this time I owned one sex toy, a pink vibe, semi-realistic. I totally forgot about it when I was packing, and just tossed it in the drawer, rather than a box.
When we were unloading the truck, I grabbed one drawer and my mom the other. She took the big, bulky drawer into the house before I did. I followed a few minutes later, and when I set down my drawer next to hers, I saw the pink vibe staring at me with a very smug look on its face.
We didn't say anything about it for the rest of the moving process, but years later we were rolling on the floor laughing about it.
When we were unloading the truck, I grabbed one drawer and my mom the other. She took the big, bulky drawer into the house before I did. I followed a few minutes later, and when I set down my drawer next to hers, I saw the pink vibe staring at me with a very smug look on its face.
We didn't say anything about it for the rest of the moving process, but years later we were rolling on the floor laughing about it.
12/14/2011
Last week when it was doubles week and I was trying to get caught up on everything I had, I had all my toys I hadn't reviewed yet on the computer desk and my mom came over. I had to throw papers over all teh toys so she couldn't see it. The black magic super bullet is left out on the desk b/c it's so powerful and is wonderful for massages and my hubby has shown his mom and said look at my new massager. (She had no clue otherwise b/c she's clueless)
12/14/2011
I have one toy, Maverick, that is too large for me to use and I frequently leave him sitting on my vanity. One night a neighbor dropped by and saw a giant black silicone cock right out in the open. The cherry on the cake, however, is that my boyfriend and I were cuddling in bed. He hasn't looked at me with a straight face since then.
12/14/2011
I'm very careful with my toys. If my mother walked into my room when I wasn't home I would throw a fit, however! She has no business in my bedroom and doesn't even have a key to my house. I need my privacy.
We have kids, too. I don't think kids need to see the details of their parents sex life. And I have OCD, so I check the bathroom, bed, headboard etc quite a bit after I wash the toys to make sure I haven't left one out.
We have kids, too. I don't think kids need to see the details of their parents sex life. And I have OCD, so I check the bathroom, bed, headboard etc quite a bit after I wash the toys to make sure I haven't left one out.
12/14/2011
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My mother once found one of those Eden Fantasys catalogs that they include with every package. I was reading it in the car when i was the only one in there and thought I brought it with me. Guess I didn't. D'oh!
Originally posted by
BuckeyeGal04
Recently my mother showed up at my home and let herself in when she found no one was home. My first thought was "Oh no! Did I put those toys away?" as I wondered if she walked into the master bedroom while I was gone. So as soon as I went
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Recently my mother showed up at my home and let herself in when she found no one was home. My first thought was "Oh no! Did I put those toys away?" as I wondered if she walked into the master bedroom while I was gone. So as soon as I went upstairs, I did room sweep with my eyes. I found that the drawer to the nightstand was left open (by me) and had a bunny vibe staring at me. Have your toys been caught with their pants down?
One of my siblings also found my pocket rocket once too. It was under my bed, so it's not like it was out in the open.
The other time was when I left my vibe out on my desk before going to school. I came back to my room only to see I had a citation... For a window fan. At least it wasn't for a vibrator! XD
12/15/2011
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You got me with the fan citation! LOL
Originally posted by
kadytheredpanda
My mother once found one of those Eden Fantasys catalogs that they include with every package. I was reading it in the car when i was the only one in there and thought I brought it with me. Guess I didn't. D'oh!
One of my siblings also found ...
One of my siblings also found ...
My mother once found one of those Eden Fantasys catalogs that they include with every package. I was reading it in the car when i was the only one in there and thought I brought it with me. Guess I didn't. D'oh!
One of my siblings also found my pocket rocket once too. It was under my bed, so it's not like it was out in the open.
The other time was when I left my vibe out on my desk before going to school. I came back to my room only to see I had a citation... For a window fan. At least it wasn't for a vibrator! XD
One of my siblings also found my pocket rocket once too. It was under my bed, so it's not like it was out in the open.
The other time was when I left my vibe out on my desk before going to school. I came back to my room only to see I had a citation... For a window fan. At least it wasn't for a vibrator! XD
12/16/2011
None of the above.. I don't worry much about leaving my toys out because it's just my husband and me at home. Actually, I DID get caught awhile ago. I was 18, and leaving for college. Somehow I forgot my two vibrators in one of my dresser drawers. When I came back, they were gone. I guess my mom must have gone through my stuff and pitched them. LOL.
12/16/2011
No, but I do have a funny semi-related story.
I use an epilator on my legs, which has a pretty loud motor. One day, my roommate (who is a fairly conservative guy) came home while I was using it. I was in my room with the door open so when I heard him come in I stepped out to say hi. He had the most priceless look on his face and awkwardly stammered something about being sorry he was home early. I was very good and managed not to laugh.
I use an epilator on my legs, which has a pretty loud motor. One day, my roommate (who is a fairly conservative guy) came home while I was using it. I was in my room with the door open so when I heard him come in I stepped out to say hi. He had the most priceless look on his face and awkwardly stammered something about being sorry he was home early. I was very good and managed not to laugh.
12/16/2011
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LOL! Sounds like you need to gift her a personal toy and tell her she needs to loosen up and enjoy the finer things in life!
Originally posted by
bayosgirl
None of the above.. I don't worry much about leaving my toys out because it's just my husband and me at home. Actually, I DID get caught awhile ago. I was 18, and leaving for college. Somehow I forgot my two vibrators in one of my dresser drawers.
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None of the above.. I don't worry much about leaving my toys out because it's just my husband and me at home. Actually, I DID get caught awhile ago. I was 18, and leaving for college. Somehow I forgot my two vibrators in one of my dresser drawers. When I came back, they were gone. I guess my mom must have gone through my stuff and pitched them. LOL.
12/17/2011
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That's a great story!
Originally posted by
MissMori
No, but I do have a funny semi-related story.
I use an epilator on my legs, which has a pretty loud motor. One day, my roommate (who is a fairly conservative guy) came home while I was using it. I was in my room with the door open so when I ...
I use an epilator on my legs, which has a pretty loud motor. One day, my roommate (who is a fairly conservative guy) came home while I was using it. I was in my room with the door open so when I ...
No, but I do have a funny semi-related story.
I use an epilator on my legs, which has a pretty loud motor. One day, my roommate (who is a fairly conservative guy) came home while I was using it. I was in my room with the door open so when I heard him come in I stepped out to say hi. He had the most priceless look on his face and awkwardly stammered something about being sorry he was home early. I was very good and managed not to laugh.
I use an epilator on my legs, which has a pretty loud motor. One day, my roommate (who is a fairly conservative guy) came home while I was using it. I was in my room with the door open so when I heard him come in I stepped out to say hi. He had the most priceless look on his face and awkwardly stammered something about being sorry he was home early. I was very good and managed not to laugh.
12/17/2011
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