We were moving and my parents were helping. At this time I owned one sex toy, a pink vibe, semi-realistic. I totally forgot about it when I was packing, and just tossed it in the drawer, rather than a box.
When we were unloading the truck, I grabbed one drawer and my mom the other. She took the big, bulky drawer into the house before I did. I followed a few minutes later, and when I set down my drawer next to hers, I saw the pink vibe staring at me with a very smug look on its face.
We didn't say anything about it for the rest of the moving process, but years later we were rolling on the floor laughing about it.