Strangest thing you've used to masturbate with

Contributor: cmm cmm
What is the strangest object you've used to masturbate with? Share your stories! I've used a squash before.
09/06/2013
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Contributor: swallowbig swallowbig
Quote:
Originally posted by cmm
What is the strangest object you've used to masturbate with? Share your stories! I've used a squash before.
I have put a cucumber on the end of a wooden drumstick and put it in the freezer for a day and then slid a condom over it and rode it like a horny ass cowgirl!!
09/07/2013
Contributor: sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
An entire box of ballpoint pens
09/07/2013
Contributor: Eugler Eugler
The Search Engine
09/09/2013
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
I used a zucchini once. it was a bit too ripe & gradually fell apart after I'd been thrusting for a while.
09/09/2013
Contributor: cmm cmm
Quote:
Originally posted by swallowbig
I have put a cucumber on the end of a wooden drumstick and put it in the freezer for a day and then slid a condom over it and rode it like a horny ass cowgirl!!
I bet that was cold!
09/09/2013
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Electric toothbrush.
09/17/2013
Contributor: cagypsy cagypsy
A couple of fat markers I grouped them together and used a rubber band to hold them together. I think it was like 4? I was like 13 it was the best I could think of.
09/30/2013
Contributor: cmm cmm
Quote:
Originally posted by cagypsy
A couple of fat markers I grouped them together and used a rubber band to hold them together. I think it was like 4? I was like 13 it was the best I could think of.
Sounds like you would be welcome on /r/buttsharpies
09/30/2013