Female nude playing cards - adult game discontinued by Pipedream - review by ~LaUr3n~

I'm sure that most people who want to buy these or have didn't get them to facilitate orgasms, but instead got them as a gag gift or just something amusing and fun to play with for a partner or their partner or friends. That said, this deck is a bit misleading. What you see on the package is not what you get inside. So, if you are looking for something arousing, this probably won't do the trick unless you are at least 40 years of age. This deck is best as a gag gift, or just something amusing to add to a party.

This is a standard deck of 54 cards. All the suits and then 2 jokers. There are no card game inserts, which I found odd. Usually with a new deck of cards, there is an insert that gives you instructions on how to play a game like Texas-Hold Em Poker (a personal favorite), or something else like Hearts or Rummy. But this has none. You can use this deck to play any game that you would with any standard deck.

I love the tops of these cards. They look vintage, like from the early 1900s vintage. They are a deep pink/light red color with a really pretty drawing of two nude ladies on it. The cards themselves feature 54 "assorted beauties". They all are from the 1980s and usually are adorned with tones of lace, frilly gloves, huge hair, scrunchies, or daisy dukes. I'd say that about a 1/3 are decent, another 1/3 or decent but obviously dated, and the last 1/3 are "only a mother could love that face...". None of these cards depict explicit nudity. Only bare chests and some butts. There is no pubic hair or vaginas, assholes, etc. I liked this actually because they were tasteful. I had a few personal favorites and so did my partner, but for the most part there was something to make fun of on each card. The cards themselves are thinly coated making them more durable than a cheap deck, but not as nice as a Bicycle deck. After playing with the cards for more than an hour, they still looked brand new.

PACKAGING: The deck comes in a standard sized card box. The front and back are the same saying HOT CHICKS-Nude Playing Cards. "Every card's a winner!" and " 54 assorted nude beauties per deck". There is a picture of a nude girl obviously from a different time period on the front who has her hair covering her nipples. On the sides is also a different girl who is much hotter than the ones in the deck. Neither of these girls appear inside. There is a disclaimer that says that colors and assortments may vary, but we felt a little cheated out of the good ones!

My partner and I used these to play a game of poker while watching an erotic movie. They were a lot of fun to play with because we were making fun of a lot of cards and cracking jokes. It was hard to not want to show our cards as soon as me were dealt them. We also liked pointing out the ones we found attractive, although those were seldom. We would have liked this deck better if the box it came in didn't tease us with better looking "beauties" than what was inside. Because of this I am rating them 4 stars.