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Come On & SUCK Me Real Good!!

While overall, the Jumbo Cocktail Straw could be loads of fun for Girls' Night Out or any type of adult party you may have I really don't think they are worth the price. If it weren't for an assignment I probably wouldn't have gotten this due to the price. I give this 3 stars due to the bad seams and cost.
Published:
Pros:
*Durable
*Fun
*Can be Used With Different Drinks
Cons:
*Price
*The Amount You Get for the Price
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
Use:
The Jumbo Cocktail Straw by California Exotics, is a great gag gift for someone when it comes to going out for bachelorette parties or just a fun Girls' Night Out. These straws are available in two colors Black & Pink. You can stick this Jumbo Cocktail Straw in almost any cup you wish, I can tell you though it won't fit into a Coke can. You can make tons of fun memories walking around sucking on this BIG PENIS straw.

Material & Design
The Jumbo Cocktail Straw is made out of Polyethylene which is a common form of plastic. Polyethylene ranks a 7/10 on Eden's Safety Scale so what does this mean for you, it means that the material isn't able to be fully sterilized. Many common household items are made out of the same exact material this straw is like: grocery bags and water containers. Jumbo Cocktail Straw is a pretty thick and sturdy plastic that you won't have to worry about bending it or cracking it. There is very little texture on the straw until you get up towards the "head", you will find an accordion style section where you can pull and extend the straw. The manufacture tried making this as "life like" as possible, you will find that the straw has testicles as well as a defined head. You can make your penis become more "erect" by pulling it out or you can shrink it back down to its normal size by pushing the head down, to collapse the straw. At the top of the penis you will find a smiley face on one side and lines to make is seem real on the backside. I found that this straw has several seams on it that are a little rough in which I believe they could be smoother. While I find no discomfort from the seams others may experience an issue, the seams run down both sides of the straw. The seams are smoother down the bottom part of the straw that you would insert into your drink where the rougher parts are on the penis itself. Upon opening the straw there was no smell present, I didn't taste it or put it in my mouth until I washed it off in the sink an there was no plastic taste present either.





Size Matters or Does It?
I measured the Jumbo Cocktail Straw on my own an my measurements are different then the product page. I found that it being 12 inches long without stretching it out, once I stretched it out all the way I measured it at 13.5 inches long. The product page states that the Jumbo Cocktail Straw is 11 inches long. As I mentioned earlier this straw will fit in almost any cup but you will have a great bit hanging out of the top of your cup. If you are a soda drinker like me I had bad news, the straw won't fit in the can hole, I tried even moved the tab on the Coke can out of the way but it still wouldn't fit.

Packaging
Your Jumbo Cocktail Straw will arrive in a clear plastic bag with a cardboard overlay stapled to it, to keep the straw inside. The packaging for this isn't discreet at all as 1.)You can see through the packaging and 2.)It has in big letters Jumbo Cocktail Straw. As usual it has the whole, This product is sold as a novelty item warning as well as the California Exotics company logo on it. This product was made in China.

Experience
Care & Maintenance
Caring for your Jumbo Cocktail Straw is pretty simple, I ran the tap water in my kitchen sink until it was as hot as it would get. Once the water was to my desired temperature I poured a drop of Dawn Dish Soap down the head of the penis (painful right), plugged the other end an filled it up with water. To rinse it out and off I just ran water through the straw until there weren't any suds be produced. To dry you can lay it on the counter either on paper towels or a regular hand towel another option would be letting it sit in your drainboard with your other dishes. I personally just shook the straw off an carried it back to my bedroom, don't think anyone else in the house wants to grab my big black penis straw by accident. I wouldn't recommend putting your COCK in the dishwasher though, there weren't any cleaning instructions included. Storing this would be as simple as tossing it in a drawer in your kitchen with other items IF you don't have others living in your home that you are worried about finding it. My straw will be in my room probably in someway displayed on my headboard or dresser with other items.

I must admit one thing I did with this straw was, I blew into it hoping it would whistle like many other straws that have a similar design to it. I got my hopes up as it didn't whistle, that would have just added to the fun of it for me.
Follow-up commentary
I would still say this is a good straw for going out with the girls for a "GNO" especially for bachelorette parties. Mine hasn't gotten any use out of it since I don't really drink out of cups. It won't fit into cans either, so if you drink most of your beverages alcoholic or not it won't fit. Still would say these are prices pretty high for what they are and you only get one.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Jumbo cock-tail straw tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bar
    • Parties
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the review!
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    You're welcome thanks for reading
  • falalena
    falalena  
    thanks. not sure the price is worth it.
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    You're welcome
    I am not sure I would have bought it at that price either
  • burtnuh
    burtnuh  
    Thanks so much !
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    You're welcome thanks for reading
  • richsam
    richsam  
    thanks for the review.the price is crazy
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    You're welcome
    I too believe they are a little over priced I wouldn't purchase them myself.
  • Cynthia Jordan
    Cynthia Jordan  
    thanks
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    You're welcome
  • Blooddragon
    Blooddragon  
    Thank you!
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Thank you!
  • LoganAshlee.
    LoganAshlee.  
    Wow I didn't realise it was that big!
  • mrssnyder
    mrssnyder  
    nice review
  • ToyingCouple
    ToyingCouple  
    Funny novelty! Great review!!
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    It is a great novelty but nothing more then that
  • marshmallow
    marshmallow  
    thank you!
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