Dancing boobies - gags by Pipedream - review by Eden C.

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Hoppin' Boobs

This is a cute, inexpensive, and fun toy for anyone who needs some cheerful boobs in their lives. If you are looking for a gag gift or party favor for a boob-lover, look no further! However, if you are looking for something that gives physical stimulation, look elsewhere!
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Pros:
Cute, bouncy, hilarious, inexpensive
Cons:
Only come in one skin tone, do not provide physical stimulation.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
I received this toy as a gag gift for my 21st birthday. It's quite cute.

My dancing boobies have black "feet" rather than the red "feet" depicted on the product page, but it is the same product. The toy is quite cute, about 1-2" tall. I love wind-up toys (it's a family thing). I am 1 month away from my 22nd birthday, and they are still hopping strong! They are made out of hard plastic. Honestly, the material does not bother me, as this toy is intended for comical entertainment, not physical stimulation. If it were softer, it would get dirty and collect dust. They are hilarious and great at parties. If I had to make one criticism, it would be that, like so many other "flesh-toned" toys, it only comes in a pink-nippled Caucasian variety. I think many people would enjoy seeing some tan and deep-skinned varieties and brown and black nipples. I mean, why do the feet come in different colors (red and black) when the breasts do not? That doesn't make sense!

I love the way the boobs eagerly dance (much like my real ones do when I jump up and down) when I wind it up. They are inexpensive and they are great for their purpose (namely, for you to be able to say, "Look what I have, ha-ha," and show it to your somewhat drunken friends). The little gears make quite a bit of noise when the toy is hopping, but that's not much of a problem because you will be laughing so loudly. My girlfriend also likes to play with them while she takes study breaks, when my real organic boobs are not available for service. In addition to the fact that they are boobs, their energetic little dance is sure to cheer up anyone who loves breasts! While their function is limited as they do not provide physical stimulation (as far as I know), they are a great gift for a birthday or bachelor/bachelorette party! They also would make great party favors!
Follow-up commentary
These bouncing twins are still awesome! The wind-up mechanism has slowed down a bit. The hop around a lot but will start moving again if you touch them. However, they are still 100% hilarious and adorable!
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • married with children
    good gag gift. LOL
  • Eden C.
    Thanks!
  • Stephanie Marie
    Great review!
  • Eden C.
    Thanks! It's hard doing a review for a gag gift because they're not really intended to e physically simulating or even arousing, but I did my best!
  • wetone123
    And you did it well! I really enjoyed this entertaining review!
  • Eden C.
    You're all so nice! Thank you so much!
  • danellejohns
    Thanks for the review. I agree with you that they should be available in more color choices, at least not just changing the feet color.

    I actually dread even attempting a "gag" gift review, they have to be the hardest things to do. Lingerie can be difficult but gag gifts are so limited. Well done on being able to review these. I kinda think they are a cute for what they are. Thanks, again.
  • Daniel & Brittany
    We second the color choice opinion, with so many sets of boobies out there what makes them think everyone wants theres to be the same color? They like to use terms like "Flesh Tone" but everyones flesh is not the same tone lol. It would be nice to see a nice tan set of Latina boobies for sell, thats all i'm sayin . Great review as well, made us laugh. I have some of these on the way now and i'll get back to you on the feet color.
  • Eden C.
    Thanks, Daniel & Brittany! I totally agree!
  • angel142stx
    Thanks for the review
  • Emma
    Thanks for the review!
  • Chul
    Thanks for the review, this item is pretty cute, ha ha. Fantastic job!
  • Lavender420
    Thanks for the review
  • laceypanties
    Thank you!
  • FleurDevereux
    Thank you for the review!!
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