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It's Time for a Penis Party!

Are you wanting to "break the ice" at an adult party in a non-intimidating, but fun way? The Peni-Ice Tray allows you to do just that. It can make six little penis cubes that can be put anywhere, and it's versatile, allowing you can get the most use out of it possible! Have some fun bringing the Peni-Ice Tray into your home.
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Pros:
Hard, firm plastic, cute shapes, versatile, extremely fun, hilarious!
Cons:
When used with ice, faces on penises don't really show up, must tap ice tray to get ice out.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
For sex parties, munches, get togethers, and other adult parties, add a little "spice" to your party life with the Peni-Ice Tray. It's a perfect piece to tuck away in a cabinet along with your other cooking supplies, taken out when you're wanting to add a funny and cute addition to your friends' drinks, and perhaps even meals. I had a ton of fun with the Peni-Ice Tray; it's just so versatile and exciting to play with! It definitely is an "ice-breaker," and can get some good laughs, especially because the penises are just so silly.

It comes in a little plastic bag, stapled shut with a thin cardboard label. The label was so hilarious. It has these abstract little pictures, one on the front of a woman holding a drink with two of the penis-cubes in it, and one on the back showing the woman's hand holding the glass. It proclaims, "Create Some Sexy Ice for that Special Cocktail!" Cock-tail. I'm sure that having more cocks in a cock-tail is a wonderful idea! My favorite part, however, is the disclaimer that says "Product intended for use as a novelty only. Adverse use on any function of the body is prohibited." It made me laugh.

The tray is made of a thin, but firm, non-yielding plastic and is quite a bit smaller than average-sized ice trays. It cannot be bent or toyed with at all; it's very sturdy and holds up well. Since it's so firm, however, I had to tap the back to get the ice cubes out. Thankfully, they did not break! The dimensions of the ice tray are 4" x 7 3/4" x 3/4". The tray has a total of six mini-penises, some of them with some imperfections on the face (head). Sadly, none of them came out really showing the face when used with ice, but the shape is prominent enough to know exactly what these little ice cubes are.

Each of the penises has a little smirk, two eyes, and a nose on their head, and they are all quite large in size (in terms of ice cubes, at least) at a total 2 1/2" in length (from tip of the head to the bottom of the testicles). The testicles themselves are about an 1 1/2" wide and an inch tall. Each cube's head is also an inch in length, which makes the shaft about 1/2". A little disproportionate, no? That's what makes them so funny! The shaft of each penis-cube has a diameter of 3/4", making up for what they lack in length.

To use the ice tray, put some of your favorite mold-able treats in and put the tray in the freezer for about two or more hours. My refrigerator is rather old, so it took about that long for everything to freeze thoroughly; yours may take a shorter amount of time. Even though the intended use of the Peni-Ice Tray is to mold ice, you can do a number of fun things with it, like make chocolate popsicles, little jell-o penises to put on pudding or other desserts, candies, and even tasty fruit popsicles. I found that it works best with chocolate, using white/black for the eyes and mouth, and another color on top of that.

The best part of owning the ice tray is the reactions that you'll receive when you put it to use. Some people might laugh. Others might decide to play along and give their penis-cubes a little loving. My personal favorite, however, is making chocolate popsicles, because the smooth chocolate mixed with the penis shape is really adorable to watch someone enjoy. Remember to spray a little non-stick spray to the tray when you're using it for food items like jell-o or candy, just so that you have easy removal of your penis treats!

I cannot say how much fun I had with this tray. So add some more dicks to your life with the Peni-Ice Tray! It's a cute little tray to own, and is a really great addition to use for parties. Put some ice cubes in your friends' drinks for a surprise. Add a little jell-o penis on top of their chocolate pudding and Oreo pieces. Place a chocolate popsicle in their ice cream bowl. Anything that you decide to make with the Peni-Ice Tray is sure to be a hit—a hilarious, ice-breaking hit!
Experience
Another fun way to use the ice tray is for some humiliating ice play. Rub the penis-cubes along your partner's back, stomach, or thighs for some really fun temperature play.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Peni- ice tray tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Group situations
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Good review!
  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Amazing review as usual. Smile I have a tray like this as well, but it only makes four and they're a lot longer.
  • MuffysPinguLove
    MuffysPinguLove  
    Great review! This is such a great idea for parties Smile
  • MuffysPinguLove
    MuffysPinguLove  
    Great review! This is such a great idea for parties Smile
  • Sir
    Sir  
    Thank you, everyone. I really appreciate the comments.
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Very nice review, thanks!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    I totally want to get this one and make chocolates Smile
    Good review!
  • Sir
    Sir  
    Thank you, Newme and Sammi!

    And yes, chocolates are wonderful. Melts right in your mouth!
  • sophie2229
    sophie2229  
    I bet the faces would show up with chocolate! Great review.
  • ArmyWife Kira
    ArmyWife Kira  
    great review!Big smile
  • Sir
    Sir  
    Thank you both!

    Sophie: Yes, they do indeed, much better than with ice.
  • Anastasia's Heaven
    Anastasia's Heaven  
    Thank you Sir! Excellent review, and thank you for all your help and suggestions on making my reviews better! Your review is hilarious, and it makes a good template to follow for all of us newbies!
  • Sassybunny85
    Sassybunny85  
    Love the review! This looks like a really fun item!
  • Sir
    Sir  
    Thank you both!
  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    I had computer problems the week this review was released, glad I finally got to read it, it is an outstanding review. Always a pleasure to read your reviews Sir! Big smile
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