Peni-magnum H2O gun - gags by Cal Exotics - review by Gary

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Let's Party with the Pink Penis Squirt Gun

If you are bored with ordinary squirt guns, then perhaps you should check out this well made, fully functional, and highly entertaining penis shaped squirt gun! It will make you smile!
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Pros:
Fully functional, penis shaped, says”Let’s Party”.
Cons:
Doesn’t shoot very far, drips a little bit.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
This penis shaped squirt gun is just awesome!


Squirt Gun Function:
First and foremost this fun little toy is a great and fully functional squirt gun! It sits very comfortably in the palm of your hand. The trigger smooth and round, which I prefer to the rectangular triggers on a lot of smaller squirt guns. Interestingly enough only about one third of the squirt gun’s total length holds water. The other two thirds are hollow plastic. The water tube does go through this hollow section, but it is sealed up tight enough that no water leaks into this area.

As far as shooting goes, this squirt gun does not have a very good firing distance. I would say that aiming for something two to three feet away is ideal, anything further away than that is going to get misted. I would say that after 5 feet there is little to no mist. This is really the only downside to this gun. The stream is already breaking up as it leaves the gun, there is no solid stream. Although in other ways this definitely works in the gun’s favor, as one filling will last a very long time.

Squirt Gun Form:
This squirt gun is shaped like a large transparent pink penis. It is about 10 inches long and 4 inches high. Even though it is extremely unlikely that anyone would use this internally, it is phthalates free, hypo-allergenic, latex free, and made out of a food-grade plastic material.

Squirt Gun Fun:
The fun factor on this little H20 ejaculator is very very high! I mean… it’s a friggin' pink penis squirt gun, with a happy little smiley face on the head on the penis, and it even says “Let’s Party” down the shaft. I don’t know how much funnier this thing could be.
Experience
Overall:
Initially I was expecting a funny novelty toy that just barely functioned, and was never really intended to be used. So I was very surprised at how well it did work as a squirt gun. Yeah it doesn’t shoot very far, and it does drip a little bit when you use it, but it is better than most of the squirt guns I have bought at 7-11. I am assuming this will probably, for the most part, be a bachelorette party item, but I think anyone would have fun running around shooting people with this toy; especially after a few drinks!
Follow-up commentary
This squirt gun is awesome. I didn't completely empty it the last time I was playing with it, and it didn't leak or mess like most cheap squirt guns would have. It is still a good squirt gun, and the "Let's Party" written down the shaft still makes me laugh. I have attached a brief video so you can take a better look at it.
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My Peni-magnum H2O gun tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • College students
    • Everyone
    • Group event/party
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Play party/event
    • Pool
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Comments
  • SydVicious
    SydVicious  
    I'm glad It actually works. I have a bachelorette party in Vegas coming up. This might be just the ticket. Great review!
  • Gary
    Gary  
    Yeah, this would be perfect for that. I wanted to fill it up with milk
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    That thing is so funny! Good that it really works. Very nice review!
  • Liz2
    Liz2  
    Sounds naughty and fun.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    I have visions of squirt gun fights with this
    Too funny!
  • 00
    00  
    Perfect for a girls only party or a bachelorette party. Seems like a lot of fun.
  • Gardenvy
    Gardenvy  
    Super cute & fun! Great review!
  • Sir
    Sir  
    I can imagine someone using this during a white t-shirt contest...make it a bit wetter. HA!

    Nice review, Gary.
  • VieuxCarre
    VieuxCarre  
    Ya know, having this to recreate shooting someone in the eye isn't such a good idea. Then again, it's better to waste water than good cum

    Nice job!
  • Penguin
    Penguin  
    I have no desire to do this, but this would be one way a guy MIGHT be able to squirt in their girls face haha.
  • Holly (Woman Tribune)
    Holly (Woman Tribune)  
    This is hilarious. I was laughing the entire way through your review!
  • fatesrelease
    fatesrelease  
    Haha, "drips a little bit" made me giggle! Great review!
  • Blinker
    Blinker  
    Your "cons":

    That's what she said.
  • Gary
    Gary  
    Hahahaha, Nice One!
  • Shelli
    Shelli  
    Funny stuff; thanks for the review.
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