Pleasure periscope - anal vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by SmallTownCutie22

Pleasure periscope - anal vibrator Anal vibrator by Cal Exotics
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Pleasure periscope

Vibrating probe by Cal Exotics

Our Price:$39.99

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Add AA batteries 4pack for $3.99
 
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1st Useless Toy I've Ever Owned

My husband and I were really excited about the idea of exploring each other more deeply. However, nothing on this toy works at all, making it the biggest disappointment I've bought, EVER.
Published: October 29, 2010
Pros:
None.
Cons:
Nothing works as it should, or at all.
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review

Use

This periscope toy was a great idea... In theory. Its main purpose is for fun examination, whether as a couple or by yourself. It has vibrations as well, so I imagine you could use on your clitoris too. Personally, I would only use this with a partner.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
    • Group situations
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Any hole it can git into really ;-)

Material / Texture

This vibe is cold, hard, and oddly shaped, making it a not very fun toy to use in my opinion. It is just a general crappy toy making it usable for all, and it also has no smell or taste. Those 2 things are the only positives I have for this toy.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is horrible, even for a toy that works properly. You are suppose to be able to use this for self examination, but with this toy being solid with no rotating or movable parts, the view hole is at an impossible angle for you to see. It isn't wide enough to get a good amount of light in to see things inside, other than a general color of your insides.. Even if it was wider the light on it is not bright enough. That being said, my husband can see into the view hole to see that I'm pink on the inside... But that's all he can see.
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibration is really the only working feature on this toy. They are decently strong, and could bring me to climax, if I needed to use this toy. However the button for the vibrations is just a tiny piece of brittle plastic, and I'm sure with a little use will very easily break. Although I don't remember the vibes on this being overly noisy either.

Care and Maintenance

I'm not exactly sure how you are supposed to care for this toy as it is totally porous and not at all waterproof. I just rubbed it down with rubbing alcohol, but I also never plan to use it again.
    • Hard to clean

Personal comments

I would not let anyone I know waste their money on this toy.

Experience

My experience is that it doesn't work in every way possible.
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SmallTownCutie22
Reviewed by SmallTownCutie22 (Eden Advanced reviewer)
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SexyySarah (verified)

too bad this didn't work out for you!

10/29/2010
I'll Miss You EF :( (verified)

How large is the periscope? What Type of Material is the periscope made out of? Is is hard plastic?

Thanks for the review! This was on my wishlist, but I think I'll be taking it off.

10/29/2010
Alicia (verified)

I hated this thing too, such a disappointment.

10/29/2010
Kayla (verified)

Too bad this isn't good. I was hoping to get it for fun at some point. Sad.

10/29/2010
mllebeauty (verified)

I'm sorry this didn't work for you.

10/29/2010
ScottA (verified)

Can you think of any ways this might work?

10/30/2010
SmallTownCutie22 (verified)

Umm there really isn't anyway for it to work properly.. The shaft of the periscope just isn't wide enough to see anything. And yes its incredibly hard plastic with unsecured seams, making it super hard to sanitize as well.. As far as the width goes, its under an inch

10/30/2010
ToyGeek (verified)

Toys like this make me want to design better ones.

10/30/2010
ScottA (verified)

Unfortunately no matter how you redesign this type of toy you probably aren't going to see much unless you inflate whatever body cavity you're looking at with water or air.

10/30/2010
leatherlover (verified)

Sorry it didn't work out for you. But thanks for the review.

10/30/2010
Red Vinyl Kitty (verified)

Thanks for the review. It's too bad it didn't work out for you. I've heard mostly bad things for this toy..

10/30/2010
namelesschaos (verified)

Thanks for the review. Pretty much what I feared it would be.

10/31/2010
SmallTownCutie22 (verified)

*sigh* Thanks for the comments guys, Ill just wait till one of you designs a better one

11/01/2010
Lavendar Menace (verified)

So sad! But thanks for the warning!

03/25/2011
nori (verified)

nice review!

07/27/2011
Honey Girl (verified)

sad to hear that, great review.

08/15/2011
LuciFaery (verified)

Thanks for the review!

08/30/2011
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