American Bombshell B7 missile - dildo by Doc Johnson - review by KrissyNovacaine

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Bullet Proof

This is probably my perfect toy except for the material. It's totally Rock and Roll and it's girthy, but I can't get past the awful smell and ick that it can't be sterilized. I wish that Doc Johnson had stepped up on these and made them silicone.
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Pros:
Awesome Design
Girthy
Cons:
PVC - smells and not body safe
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The B7 from Doc Johnson is a large dildo from their American Bombshell line. All of the products in this line play on the fact that they have been making all of their toys in America since 1976. Each toy in this line is named after some kind of bomb or missile. This specific toy is molded like a missile or very large bullet. My gun enthusiast partner loved how it looked because it reminded him of a bullet.

This is a large toy, so I used it only vaginally, but for those brave souls willing to attempt it, it can also be used anally because it has a large base. If you are going to use it anally, put a condom or toy cover on it because it is made from PVC which is porous.

This has a fairly drastic tip which was uncomfortable on my cervix, so be a bit careful with thrusting.

Material / Texture

The B7 is unfortunately made from PVC. It rates a 2 on the Eden safety scale. It is pthalate free, but it is porous, so it can keep bacteria. It would be a good idea to always use a condom with PVC toys, especially if you share them.

The PVC used has a very strong odor that stays on your hands after handling the toy. It
is still strong even after several washes. I can smell the toy as soon as I open the package.

The B7 is kind of sticky, but it goes away with a little lubrication, natural or from a bottle. You are going to want lubrication for this toy. I normally don't require any, but it was just too sticky.

The toy is firm enough to stand up under its own weight, but still flexible and squishy enough to fit anatomy. It's totally beginner friendly in texture or perfect for those of us who don't enjoy a ton of texture.

It's almost completely smooth except for the ridges of the missile which create a nice pop upon insertion.

Design / Shape / Size

This is not a toy that I would recommend for beginners. It may be smooth, but it is large. It's 5.5" in total with 5" insertable. I love girth, and this one is perfect for me because it is 5.5" in circumference. As I said, this is a bigger toy.

This toy is really cool. I have to admit that I am a sucker for toys that are shaped like cool things. As soon as I saw this, I knew I had to have it.

The PVC is a swirled, sparkly gray that is really reminiscent of a lot of silicones, but unfortunately, it isn't. It's really pretty if you can get past the downsides of PVC.

This is not a toy that you can toss in your purse and go; it's just too big. It's also not one that I would leave out when my in laws are visiting either. Despite the fact that it's not realistic, how do I explain a big smelly bullet?
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

This is a solid dildo. There is no room for a bullet at all. So, no vibrations,but also no worries about taking it with you on any of your aquatic adventures.

I can use a lot of girthy toys without a warm-up, but this one was not going to be one of them. It was extremely satisfying, but thrusting was not super comfortable due to the kind of pointy tip. I am rather short internally, so others may not have as big of a problem with it.

It is also totally usable in a harness if you can get a ring large enough. I have a large set of metal rings that I purchased for my larger toys and one of them fits it nicely.

The B7 has a suction base that works extremely well. I have stuck it to smooth horizontal and vertical spaces. I had to actually wedge my finger under it to break the seal. It couldn't be pulled off at all otherwise.

Care and Maintenance

PVC can only be cleaned with warm water and antibacterial soap or toy cleaner. There is no way to sterilize it. The PVC is sticky and picks up a lot of lint, so I find myself washing it often.

Because it is so sticky, I store it in the the large packaging it came in because it would is fairly airtight.

You can use silicone or water based lubes with it. My water based Liquid worked perfectly with it.
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

This comes in a clear plastic clam shell like so many cheaper toys. There is a paper insert that gives some size information, but nothing about how to care for it. If you are looking to give this as a gift, I would recommend devising a different package.
Follow-up commentary
I love the look. I do. The look is not cool enough to make up for the PVC. I smells, and it's not fun on my sensitive skin. This is not staying in my collection.
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Comments
  • Lovely Jubblies
    Lovely Jubblies  
    Great review! There are only three things wrong with this toy for me, the size, the shape and the material, lol.
  • ChubbyNerd
    ChubbyNerd  
    Thanks for sharing! This thing is huge.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Damn that is huge but PVC yuck. Thanks for sharing!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    great review, thanks for sharing.
  • XxFallenAngelxX
    XxFallenAngelxX  
    Thanks, I'm going to pass on this.
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Great review!
  • Cindi025
    Cindi025  
    Thanks for reviewing!
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    It's too bad this was made from PVC. Yuck. Thanks for the review.
  • spiced
    spiced  
    Maybe this is closed-minded of me, but PVC = yuck. I don't know why they still make toys out of such a lousy material. Thanks for the great review.
  • SecretKinksters
    SecretKinksters  
    Great review! But not for me.
  • padmeamidala
    padmeamidala  
    Thanks for a great review!
  • melissa1973
    melissa1973  
    Thanks for the great review, i'll be passing all of these up.
  • ScorpioCurves
    ScorpioCurves  
    I was really excited about this particular line of toys until I saw the material And thank you for the review, it's a shame that this didn't end up working out for you.
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