Remote control anal plug - butt plug by Cal Exotics - review by maymay

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Remote control anal plug sex toy review

During our test drive at the movies, my girlfriend had the vibrator turned on for a significant chunk of the movie and for some time before and after it as well, yet the buzzing in my ass didn't feel to get any weaker. Two and a half weeks later, we still haven't changed the two AAA batteries that it came with, and it can still buzz away happily.
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Remote control. These words can conjure lustful fantasies of power all on their own. You push a button, and something happens in another place. It's so achingly easy to sexualize that situation—and it's fun, too. That's the promise of remote control sex toys. I've never had the privilege of playing with toys like this before, so I was eager to see what it might be like. My girlfriend was even more eager than I was, going straight for the control box when the Remote Control Anal Plug arrived at our door.

To our mutual disappointment, the remote control anal plug is very obviously a "novelty" item. Everything from the packaging to the manufacturing screams cheap. Everything, unfortunately, except for the price tag. At over $80 dollars, what you end up paying for is the wireless facility.

Admittedly, the range of the device was decent, if not overly impressive. When my girlfriend and I tried it at home, it would easily span our entire (small, cramped, New York City) apartment; the signal even went through our walls. However, on another occasion when we took the remote control anal plug outdoors for an obligatory "test drive" at the movies, it seemed to perform more poorly. Outdoors, it was unable to send signals through things like closed doors, which makes me wonder how thin our walls at home are. Whenever the vibrator can't "hear" the control box anymore, the vibrator shuts off.

Speaking of the vibrator, another disappointment was that this toy has only two vibrating states: off and on. Many other wired vibrators cost much less and have much greater granularity of control. It seems almost silly not to include some ability to control the intensity of vibration in a remote control toy, especially when it would add so much to the fantasy and reality of push-button pleasure. That said, the intensity wasn't something to be scoffed at, though it surely wouldn't have anyone writhing on the floor. It was a low-level buzz more than anything else; it was quiet despite its strength, and it was even quieter once it was nestled inside of my ass (for obvious reasons).

On the plus side, this vibrator's battery life actually surprised me. During our test drive at the movies, my girlfriend had the vibrator turned on for a significant chunk of the movie and for some time before and after it as well, yet the buzzing in my ass didn't feel to get any weaker. Two and a half weeks later, we still haven't changed the two AAA batteries that it came with, and it can still buzz away happily.

Most disappointing of all, however, is the fact that the anal plug is so stick-straight, so thin, and so lacking in any kind of shape, that it didn't stay inserted easily. As a butt plug, this toy completely failed because, well, it didn't plug anything. With some ingenuity, I imagine that it would be trivial to add a crotch-rope or rope harness that would keep the toy inside one's anus, or I imagine even some especially tight-fitting underwear or lingerie could do the trick.

Due to its pencil-like shape, I could feel no pleasurable sensation of being filled by the plug, nor could I even really feel it within me. All the sensation I felt from the vibration was purely at the sphincter. This isn't such a bad thing on its own, since that's certainly a pleasurable feeling; yet combined with the fact that it was always either off or on, I became accustomed to it too quickly, and it felt too jolting when it switched states. There's also a slight delay from switching the unit on to when the vibrations in the vibrator kick in, which was slightly disconcerting for my girlfriend as she would watch me, though she was grinning a lot.

If this toy were only a butt plug, it would have gotten a single star. Since it's also a wireless vibrator, I've got to give it a second star. If it were even a slightly better vibrator (or plug), I might have given it more stars, but unfortunately, this is a toy that tries to be too many things and largely disappoints on all fronts.

The vibrator for this toy gets two vrooms from me. The vibrator for this toy gets one bee from me. Out of a possible five stars, this remote control anal plug gets two stars from me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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