Warm and heavy, slim and smooth - A fantastic toy!

I've rediscovered my love of glass toys in this product. Even though it has one or two simple faults, nothing should stop you from adding this wonderful glass dildo to your collection.
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Pros
You can warm it, cool it, sit and bounce, or just lazy thrusts. This toy is solid and great!
Cons
Veins could be a little more smoothed out or flattened down.
Rating by reviewer:
5
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Somewhere in this great country of ours is a hero. This man (or woman!) took a look at a Pyrex cookware measuring cup, or bowl, or something, and said "You know what... I bet if this was shaped like a cock..." Thus, glass dildos were born! Solid, heavy, thermally responsive, and smooth as silk. I would shake this person's hand if I could. Every sex toy I've ever owned pales in comparison to one made of glass. They're half art, half pleasure, and a great amount of fun. They're not without their flaws, though!

Straight off, this is a fantastic toy. I absolutely love it. Out of the box, it's unscented, tasteless, crystal clear, and comes in a wonderful carrying case to keep it protected. Apparently the mold changed a bit before they went to production, because my version doesn't look like the one pictured. The beads at the bottom are much smaller and dense, which gives it a (I hate to say this) "infected" look. It's what I see when I see a bunch of red bumps on skin! But that's very much an aesthetic thing that anyone can overlook. The veins are different, as well as the tip, but the overall shape remains the same as the shape pictured.

The great thing about glass is that it's thermally responsive, which means you can cool it down, or heat it up, depending on which you want. It will eventually mold to your body temperature once it's inside of you, though. But it's always a fun shock to put this in the fridge (or under hot water) and surprise yourself or your partner. Personally? Warming the toy up helps tremendously. Another great reason to grab a glass toy is that cleaning is remarkably simple. This toy is even dishwasher safe!

But enough gushing. How does it FEEL? Wonderful! Absolutely wonderful! I do have a gripe about the veins. They can feel a little "sharp" when they push into you, even smoothed out like they are, they're just not smoothed out enough. It's simply a design gripe, your experience may vary. Keeping this little glass wonder upright can be a problem. A suction cup at the bottom would be a great idea for those who simply want to sit and ride all day long. The slim tip that slowly widens into a thicker shaft actually helps it feel more like a plug than anything else, though you certainly could grab and thrust away as much as you want!

Outside of the "it's great but this could make it better.." comments, there's not much more to say. This is a great toy (though I've overflowed with love for glass toys before) for a really great price. It's solidly made, and amazing fun to play with.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Masturbation
    • Teasing
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
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  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Very good review!
  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Thnaks for the review I don't have this one but I do have other SSA Glass toys and I've been impressed with their quality.
  • Contributor: potstickers
    Could you upload pictures of your toy, since you said the molding is different from that pictured? Great review!
  • Contributor: Beth D
    Oh wow, I'd love to see some pictures of the mold you got, too I've been eying this one for a while.
  • Contributor: Kayla
    Sweet. It looks like my Gold Laced G dildo from SSA Glass. They make some great and affordable glass.
  • Contributor: removedacnt
    Nominated it for the rumble. Good luck!
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Nice review
  • Contributor: married with children
    good review
  • Contributor: MeliPixie
    You had me laughing from the first remark about Pyrex! Great review. I might just get this because of you
  • Contributor: lolsos
    Thank you for this awesome review.
  • Contributor: istas
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: ace.eric.pollen
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: EmeraldDawn
    great review
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