What's the "G" stand for?

The Gold Laced G is a lovely piece of glass and comes with its own storage pouch, but is lacking as a sex toy. Its slight texture and the small size won't intimidate beginners. Advanced users won't get very much out of it.
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Pros
Beautiful, easy to clean, great for beginners.
Cons
Small, rigid.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The Gold Laced G dildo is a beautiful piece of glass. But, because of the rather small size, this would be a better piece for beginners looking for their glass toy or someone looking to experiment with different textures and shapes. The slight curve may provide some with G-spot stimulation.

It can be used in a variety of ways, like any glass toy. You can use it for vaginal or anal penetration thanks to the flared base. Or, maybe try out some temperature play by submerging your room temperature toy in a bowl of hot or cold water for 30 minutes before use. Remember to always check the temperature of the glass before use. You wouldn't want to burn anyone!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Temperature play
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal

Material / Texture

The Gold Laced G is made from borosilicate glass, also known as Pyrex. It is a food grade material that is smooth and nonporous. It retains temperature well and can be used with any kind of lubricant. Pyrex has no smell or taste, and may be to hard and rigid for some users.

The yellow/gold raised "lacing" design adds a light texture. Not enough texture to really be felt during vaginal use, but more during anal.
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

As far as glass dildos go, the Gold Laced G is pretty realistic looking. The yellow/gold "lacing" is lovely, and even more stunning if you take it outside into the sunlight. I love turning it over in my hands and admiring the light show it puts on in my front room.

The toy by itself isn't very discreet at all, but once it has been put back into its red velvet storage pouch, it can be left out and nobody will be none the wiser (unless they take it out of the pouch, of course!).

At 6 1/4" long and 5 3/4" insertable, and only 1 inch thick, the Gold Laced G is easily the smallest dildo in my toy box. The shape is nice, some may be able to use it for G-spot stimulation because of the slight curve at the top. Because of the smaller size, some users may find it better suited for anal play.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

The best thing about the Gold Laced G is easily how it looks. It is a beautiful piece of glass and would make a better objet d'art than sex toy.

It was easy to clean and care for, you can use any kind of lubricant you want with it, it doesn't require batteries, and can be used in just about any situation; including the shower or pool. The base is slightly rounded, and is too small to be used in a harness.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Pyrex glass is easy to care for and clean. You can wash it with any kind of toy cleaner or wipe, soap and water, wipe it down with a 10%/90% bleach-water solution, boil it, or put it in the top rack of your dishwasher.

Just take care not to drop or switch temperatures too quickly (such as putting a frozen piece of glass in hot water) because that may cause it to break. While Pyrex won't break into a million tiny pieces, it will break into larger sized chunks and you'll be out a pretty glass toy.

The Gold Laced G is easy to store, just put it back into the nice red velvet pouch that it came in or in your sock drawer. Always remember to check it for chips or cracks before using it!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This was shipped in bubble wrap and placed in a red velvet drawstring pouch. No instructions or information was included. The bag is pretty enough to be used for storage or gift giving.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

As a sex toy, this just didn't do it for me.

It was too thin to really be pleasurable during vaginal use (I may be turning into a size queen!) and the curved head made anal use very uncomfortable. It felt like it was hitting my spine no matter which way it was turned. I tried using one of the free vibrating cock rings that Eden gives away for free on it, and still nothing. We even tried using it in different positions, it was too small or rigid to be pleasurable.
Follow-up commentary
I just can't bring myself to like the Gold Laced G as a sex toy. It is too small and hard to do anything for me. I've tried it warm, cool, vaginally, and anally. It just doesn't do it for me.
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  • Contributor: purplecoco
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Mitzuki
    Thanks for the review
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    Thanks for the review
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    thanks!
  • Contributor: RomanticGoth
    Thanks for reading!
  • Contributor: amenti

    Thank you for your super helpful Gold Laced G glass dildo review! I will also Thank you for your honest review! It's very helpful to know the cons of a product before you buy it.
    Too bad it didn't work out for you. I need a smaller size and am new to textures so I think it's more suited to someone with needs like myself than you.



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