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One hell of a paddle, until it broke!

This paddle isn't worth the cost of shipping, it broke and its warranty isn't all that great. Aside from the pretty puckered lips that adorn the shaft of the paddle, there is no reason to own this paddle.
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Pros:
Pretty
Cons:
Everything else.
Rating by reviewer:
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extremely useful review
The first few smacks of this paddle were sweet, and then it became way too sour.

After my previous fail I was excited to try Smacker's Triple Kisser Paddle. It arrived in a plain plastic bag inside of my postage box. I unsealed the plastic bag and felt what seemed to be a decently sturdy paddle. I was wrong.

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I always give myself a smack on my thigh to see how painful the paddle will be. This paddle delivered a sharp, strong smack. A promising paddle indeed. This paddle is made out of Polyurethane with the exception of the grommet which is made out of iron. The paddle has a tag attached to the grommet.

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The tag has the product name on the front, along with the manufactures' seal {California Exotic Novelties}. The back includes the previous information along with a product image and copyright information. One thing that caught my eye was that you could register your paddle with the warranty company and it would be protected for thirty days. This benefited me since my paddle broke. So I went online and registered it.

After climbing into bed with my boyfriend to try this paddle out, He spanked me three times, and they were pretty hard spanks and he yells crap. Which is unusual, so I turned around to find that the handle broke. It literally went limp, right at the end of the rectangular portion and the handle. It is now too limp to be spanked with. Rendering it useless. The three smacks that this paddle provided were fantastic. They were fierce, and sharp. They provided pain, which to me, is pleasure.

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I was very glad that I had registered my paddle, until I looked at the warranty. In order to receive a replacement product you must
" To request a replacement under the terms stated above:
Clean and return your product in its original packaging with the "original receipt" and a $10.00 U.S. money order or check made payable to VIBETRONICS, to cover shipping and handling. "

For one thing, I'm pretty sure that I threw away my receipt, and I received my paddle via free assignment, and I have no intention of paying to ship my broken paddle to these people, and provide them money to send me a replacement paddle. It wasn't THAT good of a paddle.
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At first glance I would have never suspected this paddle to break. It looked and felt sturdy. It even delivered hard stinging spanks. If it wouldn't have broken, I'm sure I would be giving this paddle four out of five stars. One star taken off for the cheap feel of the paddle. And apparently this feel was the truth!

I am disappointed not only with the broken paddle, but the warranty. However, if you go gentle on this paddle, my boyfriend and I are confident that this could last a little longer. But I like it rough.
Really rough.


EDITED TO ADD:

I had planned to wait, but after dissecting this, I had to edit my review, it made my review a lie.

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This paddle is in fact NOT just made of polyurethane and an iron grommet. It is composed of nothing but cardboard on the inside with a paper thin polyurethane coating. I was spanked with nothing more than a cardboard paddle. Which explains why the spanks were firm {a thick sheet of cardboard can be slightly rigid} and it explains why this paddle broke.

So I take that back, even if you go easy on this paddle, chances are, you will fracture the cardboard rendering your paddle useless. So do NOT waste your money on this paddle. At all! Cardboard for BDSM? Not hardly. Keep the cardboard in the basement with all of the rest of the junk you don't ever use.


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Follow-up commentary
Those of you who have read the review know that I surgically cut this paddle open and revealed it's cardboard innards. It is safe to say, there is no way that I still like this paddle, seeing as it is in the garbage dump some where!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • froggiemoma
    froggiemoma  
    i'll pass on this! great review
  • Kkay
    Kkay  
    Awesome review, thank you for being brave enough to take it apart!
  • KinkBiLove
    KinkBiLove  
    my boyfriend could spank me all day
  • Menarae
    Menarae  
    I've handled these before...I figured there was cardboard inside. I'll also take a pass on these. Thanks for the review!
  • domsub1993
    domsub1993  
    What a let-down!!
  • MikeT
    MikeT  
    looks like a piece of trash!!
  • RebelVixen
    RebelVixen  
    hot
  • DeliciousDrip
    DeliciousDrip  
    well that sucks ! lol
  • Wildchild
    Wildchild  
    That sucks, sorry. Great review, different in a good way. Very interesting reading that a product breaks when used for a first time.
  • I'll Miss You EF :(
    I'll Miss You EF :(  
    Well thanks everyone!
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    wow just wow i was considering buyong one of these but after reading this and seeing the edit no way will i be doing that
  • faust
    faust  
    Nice review)
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    Aww that really is a shame because it's such a cute paddle This makes me sad. Thank you for the honest review though!
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty
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