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Slap Happy Slut!

This is quickly becoming one of my favorites. While it's not exactly the sturdiest paddle out there, the novelty is something that makes it worth a try. Coupled with dirty talking, this paddle is sure to please those into degradation and humiliation.
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Pros:
Stings so good, made of decent leather, and has a cord for ease of wielding and storage
Cons:
A bit flimsy, easily bent out of shape, and the inclusion of paper in the toy's design
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This toy probably wouldn't stand up to heavy play, but don't let that deter you! This toy is capable of dishing out some pain, and if you're careful, it will serve its purpose beautifully. I personally found that the slaps required to leave an impression were rather hard and stung so good, but not everyone is into that. If you're not into receiving a stinging slut branding, you might want to look for a milder alternative. Like most slapping toys, it's a little noisy. I would love to give this five stars, but the flimsy workmanship had to be mentioned.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Light play
    • Spanking
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Back
    • Buttocks
    • Thighs

Design / Craftsmanship / Size / Material / Features

The paddle is small (under nine inches) and relatively concealable. It is made out of leather. It has a sturdy handle with two pieces of leather that slap together nicely to produce a satisfying clap. I noticed some threads left behind from the cut out letters on my or my partner's skin at first, but these weren't such a big deal. Sandwiched between them is a piece of red paper to emphasize the "SLUT" cut into the leather. Though I am fond of it, it is a rather flimsy toy. Take care not to be too rough with it, or you'll find yourself needing to replace it.
    • Flimsy
    • Leather

Performance

This toy lived up to my expectations and then some. It stung so good, left "SLUT" branded on either me or my partner, and produced that satisfying crack and slap. My only real complaint is the paper used to emphasize the cut out letters makes the toy seem a lot more flimsy than it really is. Other than that, I'll slap my troubles away any day with this.
    • Might leave marks
    • Stingy

Care and Maintenance

The toy has a little, middle eyelet with a nylon cord for ease of hanging. If it gets a little scuffy, you can wipe the outside of it off with a damp cloth. The paper sandwiched between the two flaps might not take well to being dampened by mistake, but it isn't necessary for the performance of the toy. You might not be able to clearly make out SLUT on the paddle, but you'll definitely be able to read it in the raised welts on your partner's flesh. Isn't that what matters?
    • Easy to store
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Comments
  • M.O.'s Girl
    M.O.'s Girl  
    Thanks for the review. Interesting to know they use paper.
  • Ms. N
    Ms. N  
    Nice job. I had no idea how these were made.
  • catastic
    catastic  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Undead
    Undead  
    Thanks for the review
  • GONE!
    GONE!  
    Thanks for the review, especially the bit about them using paper. I had no idea!
  • KrissyNovacaine
    KrissyNovacaine  
    thanks for the review! what about it is flimsy?
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • Cat E.
    Cat Enderly  
    Very nice, thanks!
  • Master DarkWolf
    Master DarkWolf  
    Good review...
  • DreamWolf
    DreamWolf  
    Great review!
  • deltalima
    deltalima  
    Thanks.
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for a good, helpful review.
  • Mediumsizedman
    Mediumsizedman  
    thanks for the review.
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