Bitch impressions paddle by Sportsheets - review by Mistress Jezebel

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You'll have a Bitchin time

This is an absolute dream of a paddle that doubles as a slapper. I would recommend this to anyone looking for a good impressions paddle in a heartbeat. The marks on your sub's buttocks will definitely make you smile once you see them and you will NOT be disappointed with this product at all.
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Pros:
Can be used with beginners to advanced users, sturdy, lightweight
Cons:
None
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The bitch impressions paddle is meant to leave impressions on your partners behind when put to use. Many find a derogatory word imprinted on their lover's body a very stimulating and pleasing sight and this paddle sure delivers in that department. The paddle left marks on my lover's buttocks within a few swift hits. I am inmensely pleased with my choice to try out this paddle. It also delivers a fierce blow that will have your sub whimpering in a few seconds. The paddle also doubles as a slapper which is an added bonus.
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  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Heavy play
    • Spanking
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Breasts
    • Buttocks
    • Genitals

Design / Craftsmanship / Size / Material / Features

I was very happy with the craftsmanship of this particular paddle. I will definitely be purchasing the rest of the impressions paddles by this brand simply because of my experience with this product. When I took my paddle out of the EF box, I was very excited. I have other impressions paddles that aren't made by this brand and they've served me fairly well but not quite how I wanted, so I had very high hopes for this one and I wasn't let down. When I removed it from the box, I was initially puzzled due to the fact that I hadn't been aware that the paddle was actually a slapper as well. It's basically two pieces of leather with a red piece of paper in the middle to highlight the 'BITCH' markings which are cut into the leather. The paddle itself is very sturdy, well made, and surprisingly lightweight for how durable it is.
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    • Lightweight
    • Mixed material
    • Well made / sturdy

Performance

The paddle worked surprisingly well for how lightweight it is. It's very sturdy and had my sub whimpering and imprinted within less than a minute of some hard testing. I bought this paddle with very high expectations and it actually blew me out of the water as it went BEYOND my expectations. The paddle doubles as a slapper and makes an extra added noise when used. I find it to be a wonderful tool for intimidation in a submissive. Slap it in the air and scare your submissive into thinking he/she is about to get punished. I'm absolutely thrilled and in love with this paddle. GREAT investment and recommended to anyone-beginners, intermediate and advanced users.
    • Intense
    • Might leave marks
    • Stingy

Care and Maintenance

As with most paddles, maintenance of the product isn't really required unless your sub is oiled up beforehand or in some way sticky. I usually just put my paddle away after use without otherwise washing or doing any maintenance on it. If it does happen to get dirty, a damp washcloth with water would be advised.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The paddle did not come with any packaging. It came in the EF box that was mailed to me. The only 'packaging' of any sort was a small tag that was attached to the cord hanging from the handle of the paddle. There were no instructions on the tag that I saw.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Minimal
Follow-up commentary
The only thing I've noticed with this paddle is that some of the stitching has "pulled" on the side after a while of prolonged use. It hasn't affected its performance at all but it is something that people should be aware of. The stitching on the edge is only a tad loose. At first I worried but after continued usage with no bad results, I no longer worry about it.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • SilverMinxxx
    SilverMinxxx  
    Great review! Thank you!
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    xxxbluexxx  
    nice review!
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