Trojan pleasures fire & ice - male condom by Church and Dwight - review by LacyRogue

After being completely WOWed by the Trojan Fire & Ice condom commercials I really wanted to give this a go. I mean it couldn't hurt, right? Wrong! DEAD WRONG! (This should seriously teach me never to utter the words "can't hurt, right?" ever again.)

When we opened it up it looked, smelled and felt just like any other Trojan. We were really excited to get it on and try it. My partner put it on and in the heat of the excitement entered me as soon as he could and we went at it. It took about five seconds for us to start feeling anything and then it started burning. And the burning got worse and more intense. He immediately withdrew and took the condom off. And more burning, like a fiery hell. He immediately went to jump in the shower and wash off. There wasn't much I could other than wipe it off. The burning did stop relatively quickly, but then I got the icy chills. However, those were really welcome after the burning. My partner got none of the iciness though.

To liken this to, something similar the only thing I could even think of is Bengay and Icy Hot. It's seems like it would be exactly like putting Icy Hot on your privates. Maybe there is someone out there who can handle this and actually even likes it but that absolutely wasn't me. I'm not saying you shouldn't give it a try if you are curious about it. But I do just want to give a fair warning of what could lie ahead.

These were a horrible waste of money, to me. It will be a cold day in hell, when it freezes over, when we would want to try these again. Then again we might need a cold day in hell to actually enjoy the burning.