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Kinda sorta comfy... very not sexy....

If you have tough skin, a lot of patience, and don't care if you look like a derp or not when having sex then this is the item for you. If you don't like having chafed skin, having to stop every 5 minutes to mess with the damn thing or like to look and feel sexy during sex then don't waste your time with this thing.
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Pros:
Doesn't rip or tear, easy to clean
Cons:
everything besides the pros
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

Before any one goes out and buys a harness, there are several things you should know first. There are different kinds of harnesses. The two that I have found to be the most common are Vac-U-Lock and O Ring. There are also several different types of dildos to go with the harnesses. Some are compatible with both kinds of harness, but some are not.This particular product is a a Vac-U-Lock harness. It has snaps on the inside of the harness and vac-u-lock dildos have snaps on a flat piece at the base of the dildo.

This particular harness is a vac-u-lock harness and can be worn by a male or a female so it's pretty much good for any one, I suppose. I don't have much experience in the way of strap on accessories or harnesses, but I have seen some much better quality stuff out there that is a lot more attractive and a lot more comfortable looking, so I would call this a beginner harness.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Strap-on sex
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material

The Ultra Harness 2 is made out a vinyl, so it has a smooth fake leather texture to it on the outside while the inner part of it is softer and almost kinda fuzzy. It has a slight plastic-y leather smell if you damn near shove it up your nose. The straps are made of the same material that the straps on my backpack are made out of, so they tend to start rubbing my flesh raw after a while of continuous movement while wearing it.
    • Smooth

Design / Craftsmanship

As previously stated this is a vac-u-lock harness and is only compatible with vac-u-lock toys. The "panty" part of the harness seems to be fairly durable, but the straps are horribly uncomfortable and require almost constant readjusting. They are fully adjustable but need to be re-tightened a lot because the straps keep coming loose with each thrust. Going off of that alone, no I don't think it's made very well. However, it didn't rip, tear, break, or anything like that so I don't know what to say about that.
    • No o-ring needed
    • Only works with some toys

Size / Fit

I did not like how it fit me. I felt like it was too big on me. The crotch and the place where the dildo attaches hang very low on me no matter how "granny panty" I go with the straps. It's not very comfortable to wear either.
    • Adjustable
    • Ill fitting

Performance

How I figured a strap on was supposed to work was: I wear it, and my husband gets it. How it actually worked was: I spend 10 minutes trying to figure out how to put in on, then my husband spends another 10 minutes trying to figure out how to make it stay on because just the weight of the dildo was enough to make it start loosening on its own. Once we finally got around to the "testing phase", it went something like this:
Thrust, thrust, "are you sure this is on right?" stop and readjust everything. Thrust, thrust, readjust again. thr - "omfg this isn't working". Stop everything while the hubby tries to tie the straps in knots to keep it from falling off. Back to business again, thrust-owe, thrust-owie, thrust- owie omfg this hurts. Stop everything while we untie the knots, and I opt to just hold onto the straps in hopes they don't come undone. thrust, thrust - owe, thrust - owe, thrust - owe. Stop again to put socks in the sides underneath the straps to keep it from chafing my hips. thrust, thrust, catch the sock as it falls. Which is when we ended up giving up and tossing it in the closet. The toy stayed in place perfectly fine, even though snapping it on was very difficult to do and required several tries from both of us.
    • Chafes
    • Difficult to put on
    • Holds toys very well

Care and Maintenance

This is very easy to clean and very easy to store. Either say screw the damn thing, and throw it into the back of closet and leave it there, or decide to finally do your review on it, dig it out, wash it by hand in the sink, and let it hang to dry, then roll it up and store it pretty much any where.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I will be saving up for a better quality harness. It's a big factor to me to feel sexy when having sex, and this just won't ever do it.
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  • Lori Gonzales
    Lori Gonzales  
    thanks
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    bitch1  
    Thank you
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    Redweird  
    Thanks for the review
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