UR3 ballsy royal - realistic dildo by Doc Johnson - review by Sugar Sweet

It was actually kind of a pain to get this because I just moved and I forgot to update my address on here and it took twice as long as it should have to get here but it was well worth the wait.

When I first got it, I thought it was pretty awesome. I was really surprised as to how soft it was and that it was strawberry scented. It didn't smell too bad this time (like my other toys did) and it was super soft. However, for some reason it was really dirty. It looked like it had been rolled around it dust. Not that it was a hard thing to fix, but when I get a product from a company, I don't expect it to be pre-dirtied for me. No matter. I cleaned it up (just soap and water was fine and used warm water to warm it up a bit) and went straight to business.

First of all, the coloration was very nice (I got the red version) and very true to the pictures. The package it came in wasn't too bulky and it was easy to open. The packaging was a bit boring, but if you're just going to throw it away, then I guess it doesn't matter.

I felt the texture of it and it's very smooth and soft. It's also very stretchy and flexible. I suppose the outer surface was pretty life-like but I wouldn't consider the entire thing too life-like as some people have told me it would. I found it a bit too floppy for my tastes. It was very soft and I found it addicting to hold (which is always a good thing). There weren't any seams to speak of and there were "veins" that added a nice texture to it. There were a few microscopic bubbles in it, but nothing that would be big enough to cause any breakage.

Also, as part of my routine, I gave it a taste test and was very happy to find no chemical taste at all. It also feels good on the tongue so if you wanted to do a little "pretending" this product is very nice for that. One of the good things I liked was the thickness. If it were too thin, I'd say that if you were tight and pulled on it for a thrusting affect, it would break but its thickness is assuring that it won't accidentally break.

Speaking of stretchiness, one thing I did notice is that if you're a bit tight (especially around climax) the toy WILL stretch when you're tugging it and it can be sort of freaky if you're not expecting it because your instinct is to not pull it in the worry that it'll break. I don't think the chances are great of it breaking, but a little firmness would have been better. I found it a little tiresome to insert because it was so bendable and you had to slowly coax it in and I'm not as tight as a newbie.

Afterwards, I found that warm water and soap were enough to clean it but any anti-bacterial toy cleaner will work on it as well. There weren't any deep crevices or folds to clean in so that's one less hassle for cleaning. Since it isn't rubber or glass, I wouldn't suggest oil-based lubes for this toy (or for any other toy, really) because it'll probably break down the material.

Overall, I thought that the outside texture was very nice. I thought it was pretty life-like as far as toys go. It felt really nice inside and even better when warmed up. It's easy to clean and it's fun to play with. I'm going to give this a 4/5 and not a 5/5 just because it was so limp and it came to me dirty.

I actually kind of used it to slap or tap my sensitive areas (nipples, clitoris, lips...) because I really like it and I think this really feels nice. It's soft but heavy and it feels really nice. So if you're into that kind of thing, this toy works nice for that.

I've had the UR3 Ballsy Royal for about 2 months now and I can honestly say that I haven't really picked it up since. It's really a pain to handle since it's so floppy. If it had some rigidity to it, I would use it more but as of now, it's my second to least used toy only because the one I don't use anymore gives me an allergic reaction and burning in my vagina (don't worry, this isn't a toy I bought at EdenFantasys so no worries about accidentally buying it). It also picks up a lot of dust, hairs and lint that I have to clean off every time I use it. If there is dust within 200 feet of it, it'll pick it up. So it can be a pain to deal with even if it's actually easy to clean.

So over-all, I probably won't use it that often. I would almost peg this as a gag gift.