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If you're a beginner to harnesses you may find something to love about this one. Just be sure that you know what you're getting yourself into when buying this harness set, as it will not fit most as advertised. If you're of average size, then you shouldn't have a problem using this harness, but if you're bigger or smaller, then this may not fit correctly or at all.
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Pros
Silicone probe
Soft, comfortable material
Holds up well
Cons
One size does not fit most
Can't accommodate bigger sized toys
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This harness and probe set is meant for partner play. Those who want to try pegging for the first time may enjoy this harness if they'd like a softer, more delicate material against their bodies rather than leather. This set in particular comes with a probe, but can be switched out for other probes up to 1-1/2 inches in diameter. Whether you're a beginner or advanced user, there's something you can find about this harness set to love. This harness can be used for stimulation to both partners, which I will talk about more in the design section of this review.

The probe itself can be used on its own, and can be used for g-spot or p-spot stimulation. If you want to go solo, that's fine too, as this probe is completely separate from the harness itself, and can hold it's own. Because this set has no mechanical parts, it can be taken in the tub or shower for play. It's also travel friendly, as the harness looks like a pair of panties, and the probe itself is small enough to fit in a purse or luggage.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Pegging
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material

Panty Harness: The hipster panty harness is made from several materials, which are as follows: 90% polyester, 10% spandex (panty), 90% nylon, 10% spandex (lace), 35% cotton, 65% polyester (lining), and the ring is said to be made of silicone. The material feels very silky to the touch and stretches to a good size. As far as smells go, the harness smelled like a new pair of panties would smell. It's nothing noticeable if the user has sensitivities to smells.

The harness can be used in the shower, but remember to rinse them thoroughly and to lay them flat to dry. The harness is hand wash only in cold water.

Probe: This toy is made of 100% silicone. It's non-porous, hypoallergenic, latex and phthalate free. There weren't any odd smells coming off the surface, and when placed under the nose there was no detection of such either. It did not have any taste as far as being tested orally, so users with sensitivities should enjoy this toy if buying this set. The toy was velvety to the touch as well, and had little drag to it.

The probe is firm yet flexible and has a little bit of give. As with all silicone toys, this thing is a lint and hair magnet. Remember to use only WATER-based lubricants with this probe.
    • Mixed materials
    • Smooth
    • Vegan

Design / Craftsmanship

This hipster panty harness is designed to be worn like a pair of panties. They're sturdy enough to hold the probe up, but may not work if they fit loosely. This harness will not be appropriate to fit extremely skinny or bigger girls. Do not be fooled by the one size fits most label, as this is definitely a harness where it does not apply. It cannot be adjusted, and there aren't any straps to do so.

As far as how well it's made, I'm sure this harness will last you as long as you take care of it. The elastic may wear out in time, but it should last the user a long time before that happens. This harness is made with an o-ring made into the fabric much like the Joque and Rodeoh harnesses. It can fit a dildo or probe with up to a 1-1/2 inch diameter. The harness has fabric inside that separates for the probe to rest in, without rubbing against the users skin inside of it.

This harness also has a fabric slot where the wearer can insert a bullet vibe for her own pleasure. Overall this is a nice harness.

The Probe, is designed for g-spot or p-spot stimulation. It's curved and has a nice flat, but pointed tip for pinpointing the exact spot inside of you while thrusting. It has a slight texture on the side, but this is not noticeable in use. There is also an almost invisible seam all the way around the probe in the middle, but it's barely noticeable, and cannot be felt during use. The probe also has a suction cup, for hands free fun in the shower if the user would like to have some solo time.

Overall the panties are slightly discreet, but the o-ring is noticeable even without the probe inside. It can fit a range of toys as long as the diameter doesn't exceed the size listed.



    • Fits many size toys
    • Minimal
    • Stylish

Size / Fit

The box and information on the website say one size fits most. This is not the case. The harness does not fit right on smaller bodied women, and it will not stretch enough to fit bigger women either. If you're an in-between with sizes, than this harness may fit perfectly on your body. This was one thing I did not like about this harness, as Cal Exotics should have a variety of different sizes to choose from like the Joque and Rodeoh harnesses.

This harness can be worn under the clothes like panties, as this is basically what they are. They feel silky against the skin, and are relatively comfortable.

The probe that comes with this harness can be used by anyone. Whether you're a beginner looking to find your g-spot for the first time, or an advanced user, this toy is perfect for that. Whatever your experience, the user should find something to love about the probe that comes in this set.
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Fits comfortably

Performance

This harness works well for what it is supposed to. I tested it and the probe stayed in its place nicely. The material held up to thrusting, and pulling at the probe, and the probe did not have any drooping when it was nestled in it's o-ring and against the body. There shouldn't be any fear of these slipping down in use either, as the elastic holds up well. With that said, this harness is easy on and easy off, and the probe slides in nicely with its velvety texture.

If you're having trouble putting in a dildo into this harness, try using a plastic bag or something that slides easier. Once the toy is inside of the o-ring, it is secure, and doesn't move around or droop down. Testing this harness in a variety of positions, it held up nicely. I stretched and contorted with this harness and it held up nicely as promised. This harness doesn't chafe the skin and it's not bulky, it's perfect if you like silky materials.

The performance of the probe was also nice. I used this toy myself and it's great for the g-spot. Men may find this would be a nice probe for p-spot stimulation as well. If you'd like to buy the toy separate, it's the G-Kiss model probe.
    • Comfortable during use
    • Easy to put on
    • Holds toys very well

Care and Maintenance

The harness should be washed by hand in cold water. It should be laid flat to dry. It is not recommended that you put this toy in the washer or dryer. When dry, you can return it to the package or simply put it in with your underwear. Remember that if applying a mild detergent, rinse this harness thoroughly as any left over residue may irritate the skin.

The probe can be washed with hot soapy water, a toy cleaner, boiled, put in the top rack of the dishwasher without detergent, or bleached in 10% bleach, 90% water solution. Remember that when boiling or washing in the dishwasher to remove it carefully as the surface may be hot enough to burn your hand. If you're applying a toy cleaner or bleach solution, remember to rinse it thoroughly as you would with soapy water. Soaps can cause irritation and bleach can cause skin burns, so remember to always rinse your toys off thoroughly. The toy can be stored in it's box or it can be put in a Ziploc bag wherever you want.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The harness and probe came in separate plastic bags inside of a nicely designed cardboard box. The box shows the probe in the panty harness, and the probe separate on the side. It has nice details printed about both along the front sides and the back of the box. The following is printed on the back in English, German, French, Spanish, and Russian:

Stretch-to-fit hipster adored with sensual lace trim
Soft, comfortable lining
Washable
Reinforced O-ring stretched to accommodate most probes
Internal pocket to add your favorite stimulator (not included)
Premium, sturdy unscented silicone probe included

This box is great for storage, and can be gift wrapped to give as a gift to a close friend or partner. The packaging is completely recyclable and very minimal if you wish to do so. It is not discreet however, as it has photos of the contents plastered all over it.





    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
This is half and half, as I still love the toy that came with this set, but the harness is less than thrilling for me. I have a harness by Aslan, and naturally, it holds up a lot better than this one did. They are stylish, but the o-ring is limited, as is the material for holding things up correctly. I won't be using the harness anymore, but the probe is definitely worth buying separately. It is the G-Kiss probe.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: angel42539
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: MrWishyWashy
    Thanks!
  • Contributor: FieryRed
    Thank you for all the detail! I'd really love to see some measurements on that panty, too!
  • Contributor: never shy
    Good review
  • Contributor: Asher
    could be the rodeOH for Femmes...
  • Contributor: duffymate
    Great review. Just wondering if this would fit a size 16AU? I don't know if it's classified as a "bigger size". Thanks
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