All That's Missing is the Baseball Cap

Want to know what it’s like to have sex with porn star Mr. Marcus? This replica of his penis and balls will give you the chance to find out. Put in a DVD of Mr. Marcus and turn on this vibrating replica to let your fantasies run wild. The strong scent will be somewhat masked by a thorough washing and using lubricant, although it lingers, and may be too much for some.
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Pros
Lifelike appearance and feel, large size and girth, multiple vibration settings, strong suction cup.
Cons
Overpowering scent, may be too large or too weak for some users, suction cup may become detached.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

Mr. Marcus started in porn in 1994, and he’s been impressing viewers with his physique and massive member ever since.

If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to have sex with Mr. Marcus, the Mr. Marcus Vibrating Cock gives you the chance. This is an exact replica of his large and thick penis and balls. It has variable speed vibrations that are mostly felt in the shaft, so it’s best for vaginal stimulation (although it can be used anally, preferably with a condom since the material is porous).

This toy is best for those who like realistic toys both in look and feel, and also those who prefer their toys on the larger side. It works well for both solo or partner play, and its strong suction cup will hold it in place on a smooth surface like tile for hands free use.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Mr. Marcus is made from a phthalates-free PVC based material called R5, or Realistic 5.0 “The Ultimate Skin”. It contains Sil-A-Gel. The material is squishy with a bit of a drag and does have a somewhat lifelike feel to it when stroked. It feels much more lifelike during use, particularly when covered with lubricant.

The drawback to R5 is its smell. It’s strong and a bit sweet, and overpowering when this toy is first removed from the box. It will take several washings and air dryings to lessen the smell to a more acceptable level. The scent also lingers on your hands. If this dildo is stored away the scent will be strong when taking it back out again, so it’s best to store it away from any other toys, particularly if they might absorb the scent. Using a lubricant, even one that is unscented, will tone down the smell of this toy somewhat, but it doesn’t completely go away.

Because this is a replica of the real thing, the shaft and balls are highly textured. The shaft is covered with veins, while the balls have a wrinkly look and feel.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is an exact replica of Mr. Marcus’s penis, and it seems larger than it looks on screen. At 9” long and 6 1/2” insertable, it goes in deep, and the full 2” diameter is meant to satisfy those who prefer girth. The cock looks and feels great, from the detailed head and veined shaft down to the wrinkled and substantial balls. The head and shaft have a gentle curve, which may be enough for g-spot stimulation for some. The shaft is also flexible, yet firm enough to thrust with.

This toy has a suction cup on the bottom, so it can be stuck to smooth walls (like tile), chairs, and tables. Even though this is a heavy toy, the suction cup keeps it firmly attached to the wall or other smooth surface and the weight doesn’t pull it off. It can also be held by the balls to aid and control thrusting.
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Mr. Marcus has a vibrator located inside its shaft. The cord exits through a hole where the suction cup is inserted and attached on the base. This doesn’t impede the use of the suction cup in any way. The cord is a jack style, and plugs into the top of the velvety black plastic controller. You can use a different jacked controller if you prefer different patterns, and you can also use this controller with any other jacked toy.

The battery compartment holds three AAA batteries, and the direction is clearly labeled.

The front of the control has a long push button. Pressing the bottom turns Mr. Marcus on and off, and pressing the top cycles through the functions:
- Low and steady
- Medium and steady
- High and steady
- Rev from low to high
- Medium pulses
- Fast pulses
- High and steady

The vibrations are fairly throbby, and moderately strong. They are strongest below the head in the shaft although they can be felt in the head, just not as strongly, and are not felt in the base or the balls. Mr. Marcus is fairly quiet, and won’t be heard from behind a closed door.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be cleaned with antibacterial soap and water and patted dry with a soft cloth. It can be stored in the included red drawstring storage pouch, and should be kept away from other toys, particularly rubber ones, so it doesn’t transfer its scent or become damaged. The surface should never come in contact with sharp objects as they can cause damage, and it should be kept out of sunlight so the color of Mr. Marcus doesn’t fade. Water-based lubricants are recommended.

Since this toy contains a vibrator, it should never be put into the microwave, oven, or freezer to warm it or cool it, nor should it be boiled.

If the suction cup should become separated from the bottom, simple instructions for reseating it in the base are included.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

This toy comes in a large box with a picture of Mr. Marcus on the front and product information on the sides and back. Inside the box are the cock, the controller, and a small leaflet featuring cleaning and care. The leaflet is for the UR3 toys, but also has some information on caring for the R5 material and performing suction cup reattachment.
    • Not discreet

Experience

Apart from the scent, this is a really enjoyable toy. It needs to be lubed to go in smoothly, but once inside it really feels good. The material warms to your temperature and it feels pretty similar to a real penis when you work it in and out – it’s a great balance of squishy yet firm.

The vibrations are pretty throbby, and I liked that the high and steady pattern was repeated since you can’t cycle up and down the settings. I also like how the controller can be removed and used with other jacked toys.

The suction cup really sticks well to the wall, but I also found myself holding on to it when using this. That’s both good and bad. It’s the right size to easily get your hand around, but it also can come become separated from the bottom of the toy and may do so if you grab or twist it too hard. The balls did work well to control this, but I sometimes had to consciously think about where I was grabbing it.

My husband liked using this one on me, and we found that even if he had the curve of Mr. Marcus facing the wrong way, it wasn’t painful or uncomfortable like harder toys when he got a bit enthusiastic with his thrusting.

I'm hoping that the scent goes away eventually, with enough use and washings.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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