Mr. Marcus - realistic dildo vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by LesbianLove

Mr. Marcus

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Like, Oh... Emm.. Gee.. Mr Marcus is in our bed and it's okay.

Dear Mr. Marcus, Hi... I'd just like to take a minute to say thank you because if I could grow a penis, it would be just like yours and now I can just strap it on. It's so perfectly thick that it fills her up just right and sends her over her edge in ways she only thought was possible only in your porn and doesn't land us in the E.R. for vaginal repair like some of the other "BBC" toys can. So thank you, Mr Marcus for making your penis available for purchase. Sincerely, LesbianLove..
Upward Curve, wonderfully detailed, and it's a perfect balance between firmness and softness.
Um, it has that strong fruity smell and the coloring is unrealistic but who cares.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


AND so, I've got a new girlfriend. I was able to place an "O" ring around it's sturdy little handy suction cup and attach it to my Commando Leather Harness. She's relatively new to the whole use of strap-ons and such, let alone "larger dildos" such as this. She's roughly 5'4" and 130lbs, she's your average cute girl next door and boy did Mr. Marcus turn her out. Like I said, she's New to the use of strap-ons and larger dildos at that but she handled this one just fine. Naturally, there was plenty of foreplay to get her going for this guy but as soon as the head "popped through", she loved every inch of it.

Just as she thought the darn thing couldn't get any better, I found the control of this thing and fired up the vibrator. I tell ya' what, once we found the right position with this guy for her, that vibrator turned her into a complete addict. She can't seem to get enough of it.

Heh, the best part is.. If you use it as a strap-on, the wearer gets pleasure with the vibration as well. Added fun vs. the Non-vibrating dildos.

Disclaimer: Not all new toy users should jump straight to this, but if you decide to, please use LOTS of water-based lube, plenty of foreplay and or self-arousal and goooo sloooooooww.. Take it easy, don't hurt yourself.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Everyone
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Easy to use with most universal harnesses.
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot
    • Girthy toy and there's a vibrating speed that is just right for just about everyone.

Material / Texture

Okaaaay, let's talk about this. This is your typical UR5 or "Sil-A-Gel" made cock soo, there's that Strong scent. It's a sweet scent so it's not terribly offensive but it'll take a while to get rid of that scent. Just like with any other "Sil-A-Gel" or Ultra-Realistic material made toy, this thing starts its own little lint collection all over it. Please give it a quick rinse. Nonetheless, it's just right when it comes to firmness and flexibility. Where the vibrator is located, it's pretty firm but some women may enjoy that. I know mine does, but the rest of it is pretty 'squishy'. Most of the porn-star molded toys have very smooth heads. I have a theory behind that but Mr Marcus has a very detailed head. You can see the little 'crackles' of the head which makes it look incredibly life-like. It's quite spongy as well and also very tapered which made the initial insertion go smoothly. We warmed it up with body-heat before use which for her made it feel very real. In fact, she couldn't get over just how real it feels.

Real Quick Disclaimer: "Sil-A-Gel" is still somewhat porous, throw a condom over it. Don't forget to drop a few drops of lube on the inside of the condom as well to prevent the condom from breaking due to heavy friction. Water-based lube. ;) Folks claim that silicone is safe to use but..I'd stick to the old water-based stuff.
    • Flexible
    • Somewhat porous
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Now I'll say this first, realistically speaking, the color of this cock is far from realistic. It's just a solid dark brown color. Most black men have a multi-colored cock. The head and even a portion of the shaft usually has a lighter tone. Prime example, the Lexington Steele power-lock or Pleasureskin cock. That looks very realistic when it comes to skin tones. More so than all the other mulatto or mocha colored "realistic" dildos. At least it's brown in color, I'll take that. Heh, in fact. My girl really enjoyed seeing the contrasts between herself and our new faux-cock friend. She's white and she's never been with a black man or used a "bbc" toy. She thought it was sexy.

As mentioned before, the head is nicely tapered but the rim of it is rather girthy as most are, especially for most circumcised "penii". Once the head is through, don't think it's safe to just go to town like most men think. This thing swells up rather quickly.

The shaft of Mr Marcus is very detailed and veined with very few flaws like I've seen on some of the other toys I have. The texture of his skin is remarkable, it truly looks real in that sense. My chick loves the way it feels in fact, she doesn't quite know how to describe it but she likes the "drag" it creates as it goes in and out. It's not too much, it's not too little as some of the smoother dildos create. If you've studied the photos Eden has posted, you'll see that this cock has a very beefy and thick shaft. PLEASE make sure you're insanely turned on if you're not a size-queen to handle something like this. She enjoyed its girth but that's because we're lesbians. Most lesbians indulge in very long foreplay sessions as we do, so she was probably ready for a damn freight train. Even still, I had to take my time and go slow. It still provides quite the stretch for newer users of the larger toys.

Now, this thing ain't no BAM or John Holmes, don't get me wrong. It's far from being anything close to the size of those behemoth wangs.It actually looks like a pencil compared to most the other Porn-Star molds I have so I'd say it's a medium sized cock. It's definitely larger than most average men. She has dubbed Mr Marcus the perfect cock. Not big enough to where it should be illegal, but it's a nice little challenge, ya know? Big enough to hurt just right.

Now, let's get down to the actual measurements.

From tip to suction cup - Yep, you guessed it. 9 inches.
Insertable length - 6 and 3/8 inches.

Girth, we'll go circumferences first:
At the tip - 3 and 7/8 inches. Just to give you an idea of how tapered.
At the rim - 5 and 1/2 inches.
About an inch below the rim - 6in exact.
Mid-Shaft - 6 1/4
Base of the "insertable" shaft - 6 3/8 inches.

At the rim - 2 1/8in
Top of the shaft - 2 1/4
Mid Shaft - 2 3/8
Base of insertable shaft - 2 7/16 inches. Just under two and a half.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

eWelp, the vibrator lasted two uses. She preferred it's top speed as did I and uhh, the cord was ripped away from the battery pack with just a couple uses. I think it may have been ripped out during a position switch, but uhhh... Yeah.. So there's that. Nevertheless, it Was very easy to use and control. I believe there were seven modes of vibration. I think it from a slow pulse to a faster pulse to slow & steady to a fast & steady. I let her control it, I never really got two so I can't really tell you how it works. It probably was not water-proof but now we can use it in the shower. It feels as though the vibrator is located mid shaftish, it didn't travel well into its tip but it was pretty strong.

Despite that, Mr Marcus has a nice upward curve. It drives her Freakin' wild. She has never had G-spot orgasms during good ol' regular ol' vaginal sex and so once this happened for her, she refuses to use any other toy but this one. Positions that best worked for her was good ol' Missionary. We actually use firmer pillows to lift her hips for better contact with her G-spot and it works very well. The other position she enjoys is for her to be on top and leaning back with her hands being on my thighs, just above my knees. Awesome.

Oh..and then there's that suction cup. We haven't used it for what it's intentionally made for, however it works pretty well if you just wet it with lube just a tiny bit. It'll stick quite well to any smooth flat surface.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

Mkay.. I like to do the old step by step method when it comes to upkeep.

Step 1: Grab your favorite toy cleaner and or mild anti-bacterial soap along with your Mr Marcus 9" vibrating cock and balls aaannnd...give it good wash down. Be careful with the base of it where the cord goes. You can dry it off or blot it dry, doesn't matter. Make sure it's soap free because that might burn somewhere. Find some condoms and water based lube.

Step 2: Toss in some porn or grab a partner and get naked. Engage in foreplay or grab the control of this thing and let that shaft vibrate the right spot. Ahem. Just a thought. Anyway, get yourself warmed up and ready for this thing.

Step 3: Once you're ready, grab that regular sized condom and drop a few drops of lube inside and roll it on all the way to the base and apply plenty of lube to yourself and the condom covered vibrating gem. Now GENTLY...gently ....Geeeently have fun and or go crazy.

Step 4: Give it another bath using your favorite toy cleaner and or mild soap. Let this guy air dry. I prefer to wrap this toy in a ripped t-shirt to let it breathe because of a plastic bag bacterial build up horror story I heard from a close friend.

Step 5: Toss it in your "Gear locker" or where ever you keep your toys or just repeat steps 1 - 4.

    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
Follow-up commentary
M'kay, Mr. Marcus, thank youuu again for your penis. It's holding up rather well, even after intense usage. She and I are both avid sex lovers, so we're constantly using this guy. I think she's a G-spot orgasm junkie, but that's fine because I love helping her achieve those. The material has lightened up in color, so it seems. It's not breaking down as some of the Cyberskin products have in the past. She's handling this cock with ease now. It took a few times of consistent use for her to be able to truly handle the size of this guy with ease. It's not painful for her anymore, simply pleasurable.

Remember, use condoms with this toy. Mild anti-bacterial soap and water-based lubes. Check, check?
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