Go Big or Go Home!

Real-looking but in the end it was just too large for me. Item was also too heavy and was a total pain to clean and keep cleaned. Dust just clung to it like crazy.
Published:
Pros
Realistic, Suctioned
Cons
Heavy, Too Big, Hard to Clean
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
Seriously, this "Realistic Cock" is bigger than most of the real ones I've seen in life. The suction worked great in a variety of locations. As long as the surface is fairly flat and smooth, you're good to go, which can be nice if you like playing in different positions and especially on all fours. The design of this product is also great for harnesses and fits an array of them! The item looks and feels real (especially if it's warm) and overall it's a great product for what it is. My only problem is that this thing is SO HUGE! I had such a hard time even with lubricants.

I may be more of a outside stimulation type of girl (but I must have both!), so I might be biased, but I never got off from this "Realistic Cock." I ended up just using it as a prank and suctioned it to my boyfriend's bedroom door. It then ended up getting lost, found again and thrown out... I also found that this toy was hard to keep clean. I would clean it, store it, and when I opened it back up it has dust clinging for dear life to it... the cleaning got out of hand and I was cleaning it more than using it.

Overall, I wouldn't buy this product again. Not only did it not do anything for me, but it was pretty heavy, it was too big to really fit in all too well and I think I spent more time in pain than I did enjoying myself. I may, however, try one of the smaller realistic dongs!

If you're someone who enjoys large dildos, and can 'take it' though, this is the toy is for you. Just make sure you buy good cleaners and place it in a safe and dust-free storage.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Everyone
    • Strap-on sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Genitals
    • Oral
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