Realistic squirmy cock - vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Piña Colada

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I Would If I Could!

Hopefully I'll be able to write a follow-up review one day when I am able to fully use Squirmy! Until then I would say make sure you'll be able to handle him and his girth before ordering. Otherwise, judging by the feel in my hand and the movements he makes, I think he'd make an excellent toy!
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Pros:
interesting, very detailed
Cons:
C batteries, too big, smelly, rubber
Rating by reviewer:
4
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When I got Squirmy in the mail, I was extremely excited to try him. Unfortunately, I didn't have C batteries, so after a trip to the store I was ready to go. Remember to only use water-based or silicone-based lube with this toy because it is made out of rubber. I got my lube out and was all set. My body wasn't and hasn't been ever since I got Squirmy a month ago. When ordering the toy I checked the circumference and didn't think 5 3/4" would be a big deal, but for me it was a big deal - a VERY big deal. I couldn't even manage to get the tip inside of me. I tried sliding my body down onto it and, still, nothing. I should probably add that I am a beginner when it comes to sex toys and only lost my virginity a few months ago, so I'm sure if you're more experienced than I am you won't have this problem. I'm bound and determined to make Squirmy work for me one of these days!

Although I'm unable to use Squirmy for his original intended purpose, I still do have fun with him. Seeing as how I'm a cam girl I can easily use him to give simulated blow jobs. I've made quite a few guys happy with those. He's also pretty funny to show off once I turn him on and he's twirling around. Like I mentioned before, he takes C batteries which, if you're like me, you probably don't have just sitting around your house. When you're not using the toy it's a good idea to take the batteries out. I didn't at first and came in my room one day to witness Squirmy squirming around. The control switch is very sensitive and easily turns on.

As previously stated, he is made out of rubber so he has that typical overpowering smell that comes with rubber toys. He also tastes less than pleasant, but not so bad that a few drinks of water after having him in your mouth won't help. I've always used a condom (Magnum XL) the few times I've tried to use him and considering the porous material the toy is made out of, I'd recommend always using condoms with this toy. It makes cleaning it extremely easy.
Follow-up commentary
I said in my previous review that I wasn't able to fit it in. Since I have tried and tried and managed to get the tip in! I turned it on and it felt AMAZING! Now I will just have to keep trying to get it all the way in.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
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    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
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  • Lucky21
    Lucky21  
    Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks
  • HomuHomu
    HomuHomu  
    Lol, you couldn't fit him in. Funny.
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