Realistic squirmy cock - realistic dildo vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Mr. Poopy Pants

If you want to add a different type of realistic dildo to your collection this is it! The Realistic Squirmy Cock arrives equipped with a squirmy feature that gently rotates to massage your inner walls. It wiggles in a slight upwards motion that can be used for g-spot stimulation. It can also be stopped at certain points by turning it off to adjust the way the cock is positioned. This is nice if you find a certain angle that is just right. You will have to use it as a traditional dildo until the power is turned back on though. Once the power is re-applied it will continue to squirm. It has a wired controller with a dial to adjust the speed of the rotation. You can easily go from mild to wild with this squirmy cock. It's great for pussy or ass play!

The realistic squirmy cock by Doc Johnson is made of rubber. It is slightly sticky to the touch. Because of this it easily attracts hair and lint. This toy is packed with bulging veins and lifelike creases that help add to the "realistic" factor. Not only do the veins look real they are raised for added texture and are easily felt while using this dildo. The balls are fairly hard and do not move much. When you squeeze or apply moderate pressure to the shaft you can feel the mechanism inside that creates the squirmy effect. Because of this the shaft is not flexible at all and can feel somewhat hard. The head is soft and inserts easily with a couple drops of lube.

This toy does have a slight odor as most rubber dildos produce. It isn't as overwhelming as most though and in my opinion isn't that bad. You can smell it on your hands after handling. This gradually fades after a few washings. Rubber is porous so please wash it before and after each use with an anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner. I also recommend using a condom.

I would describe this cock as average in size and probably ideal for most women. Great for beginners or tight honey holes. The insertable length is about six and a half inches by one and three quarters in diameter. It's not too large, and with an adequate amount of lube it should be very comfortable for most. If you are looking for something bigger with the same features, Doc Johnson offers the "Royal" version.

It's available in two flesh tones, black and beige. I purchased the beige version. It arrived with hand painted bulging veins, light blue in color, and a pink tip. I appreciate this added detail in a realistic dildo. It also has a light duty suction cup for hands free use.

Due to the mechanical insert that creates the squirm feature the shaft is not flexible and is hard in certain spots where the rubber is thinner. The head of the toy remains soft, the internals stop approximately one inch below it.

When I describe the way this toy rotates, it doesn't completely spin in a circular motion like a drill or beads in a rabbit vibrator. It's more of an upwards wiggle, while moving slightly left to right while the base remains stationary. It moves like taking the tip of your pointer finger and writing quarter sized circles in the air.

The first thing I immediately noticed when I fired it up was it barely moved. It acted like it was seized. I turned it off and gently forced the shaft to move left and right. I could hear the gears inside grind and start to turn. I then turned the power back on and it squirmed as I expected.

The Realistic Squirmy cock operates on three size C batteries. So far it's been pretty good on them and has retained the same power levels. It is wired with a separate hand control dial to adjust the desired level of speed.

This toy provides a different type of sensation. It does not vibrate but produces more
of an internal contracting/massaging sensation. If you need vibration to get off you might need to throw some type of clitoral stimulation into the mix.

Noise levels are moderate on full power until insertion and then they go away.

Easy to clean with anti-bacterial soap or toy cleaner. Rinse with warm water and let air dry. I like to lightly dust in corn starch to help remove some of the sticky texture rubber provides. It also makes the toy a little softer and easier to stroke. This toy is compatible with water based and silicone lubricants. It arrived with a red draw string pouch for easy storage.

This toy is original, and has been really fun to use. It's great for foreplay and provides a unique experience unlike your standard vibrating dildo. It's fun to see the look on my partners face when this is fired up. I always start out on the lower setting and gradually increase the speed until it fulfills her needs. Some users might not like the highest speed setting, but I haven't found many! I always like to try new toys that are just a little bit different!