Mister Squiggly review

I love glass; it feels absolutely divine as it caresses your skin. Starting out a little cool and chilly (and that's even without putting it in a bucket of ice water!), it quickly warms to my body temperature, and after it has been inside my cunt for a while, it's steaming hot.

Plus you can sterilize it in a variety of ways; three minutes in boiling water, top shelf of the dishwasher (no soap!), 10% bleach solution.

As soon as I got this beauty in the mail, I decided to keep it in its soft velvet sack (although it isn't one of the plush and poofy ones, as I was hoping...) and to keep it in my nightstand drawer. I, in the words of the ever famous Looney Tune, wanted to be "ver-way, ver-way cawreful!" My last foray with a glass toy ended when it was knocked off of a dresser onto a tiled floor, and broke. Granted, it didn't shatter, and I was able to glue it back together with some hardcore stuff, but to be honest, I wasn't ready to be fucked with a broken glass dildo.

However, caution in mind, I placed an ever so small drop of lube on the bumpier end of this caterpillar look-alike (ok, not really, there aren't any eyes...), and slowly worked it inside me. Please keep two things in mind; a) you don't need much lube with glass toys... a little goes a loooooong way, and b) it's good to start out slowly, and even once you speed up, use some caution. Glass banging your cervix is not a great way to end your session (unless of course, that's your thing, and then go forth with my blessing).

This end was a little small for me, but still felt lovely. After a few minutes playing with the Mister Squiggly this way, rubbing it up against my g-spot, I flipped the toy over, and put the more bulbous, slightly larger (but certainly not monstrous) end into me. Both ends felt just as divine, and even now, I alternate depending on my mood, sometimes switching in the middle of a masturbation session.

This is NOT a double ended dildo for use with two people, and as it has no flanged base, it shouldn't even think about going near your butt.

The colors are beautiful, the material outstanding, and the design is inspired. This is a great glass for both newbies and glass lovers alike!