Mister Squiggly - phallix glass toy by Phallix - review by Essin' Em

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Mister Squiggly

Glass G-spot shaft by Phallix

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Mister Squiggly sex toy review

The colors are beautiful, the material outstanding, and the design is inspired. This is a great glass for both newbies and glass lovers alike!
Safe and fabulous material, beautiful design, two different ends for use
Slightly small, breakable
Rating by reviewer:
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I love glass; it feels absolutely divine as it caresses your skin. Starting out a little cool and chilly (and that's even without putting it in a bucket of ice water!), it quickly warms to my body temperature, and after it has been inside my cunt for a while, it's steaming hot.

Plus you can sterilize it in a variety of ways; three minutes in boiling water, top shelf of the dishwasher (no soap!), 10% bleach solution.

As soon as I got this beauty in the mail, I decided to keep it in its soft velvet sack (although it isn't one of the plush and poofy ones, as I was hoping...) and to keep it in my nightstand drawer. I, in the words of the ever famous Looney Tune, wanted to be "ver-way, ver-way cawreful!" My last foray with a glass toy|Phallix Glass Toys ended when it was knocked off of a dresser onto a tiled floor, and broke. Granted, it didn't shatter, and I was able to glue it back together with some hardcore stuff, but to be honest, I wasn't ready to be fucked with a broken glass dildo|Phallix dildo wands.

However, caution in mind, I placed an ever so small drop of lube on the bumpier end of this caterpillar look-alike (ok, not really, there aren't any eyes...), and slowly worked it inside me. Please keep two things in mind; a) you don't need much lube with glass toys|G-spot curved glass shafts... a little goes a loooooong way, and b) it's good to start out slowly, and even once you speed up, use some caution. Glass banging your cervix is not a great way to end your session (unless of course, that's your thing, and then go forth with my blessing).

This end was a little small for me, but still felt lovely. After a few minutes playing with the Mister Squiggly|Mister Squiggly - Glass G-spot shaft by Phallix this way, rubbing it up against my g-spot, I flipped the toy over, and put the more bulbous, slightly larger (but certainly not monstrous) end into me. Both ends felt just as divine, and even now, I alternate depending on my mood, sometimes switching in the middle of a masturbation session.

This is NOT a double ended dildo|Double ended dildos for use with two people, and as it has no flanged base, it shouldn't even think about going near your butt.

The colors are beautiful, the material outstanding, and the design is inspired. This is a great glass for both newbies and glass lovers alike!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • Nashville
    This one is a beauty!
  • Viv
    great review!  everyone swears by glass- i really need to get in on the fun!
  • UrbanDurga
    The look of this toy reminds me of the water column creature from The Abyss, that mimics the crew's faces. And I never mind a little sci-fi all up in my business. Great review!
  • Essin' Em
    OMG - Sci Fi sex toys. So much love :)

    And yes, it's a beauty, and you should def. get one! 
  • Reviewette
    This looks absolutely gorgeous - so pretty, and so handy with both ends usable :)

    xx Dee 
  • Essin' Em
    I know! I don't know if both ends were designed to be usable, but they certainly are!  
  • Dame Demi
    Damn, my wish list just keeps growing longer and longer.  Great review!
  • Thanks. Def. keep in on your list!
  • it's very sexy. i showed mine to all my open friends and they wanted one too!
  • Online
    Thank you.
  • Willis2011
    good review
  • Blooddragon
    Nice review!
  • Mell
    Thank you for the review!
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