Not-so-explosive experienceIn all, this toy is great because it not only is large, rigid, vibrates, and ejaculates all in one, but for anybody who hasn't experienced such a toy, it provides a unique and very interesting sensation that will spice up your toy collection.
Erotic, perfect size, has almost everything.
No suction cup, ejaculation is hard to control and lacks pressure.
Many might expect this to be the kind of toy reserved for a girl all alone, longing for a realistic representation of the male contribution to the sexual experience. I'm here to say that not only will it not quite achieve those ends, but that bi-curious men (such as myself), or women interested in anal play may find this toy just as interesting. It's primary use is penetration, as is to be expected, but if you enjoy making messes with cum (or being made a mess of), this toy can fulfill that role too.
The rubber, while providing a slightly unpleasant smell upon first opening the box, is a nice texture for a dildo. It's firm enough to feel reliable, so that you can be rough on it without worrying that the toy will break or tear. It also gives the toy an interesting, if not exactly realistic, texture that keeps the stimulation interesting. The toy seems slightly porous, but nothing serious enough to be a problem, and it's still easy to clean.
The size of the toy is what first struck me. It's definitely larger than any cock I've ever seen, but yet not so large as to cause discomfort (bear in mind, this statement is aimed towards those with at least some previous anal experience). It fits where it should go quite snugly, and the shape is what you would expect from a realistic dildo. This includes the sensation of the head of the penis, since the entire toy is rigid enough to easily handle. It can stand on its own, and even be ridden without having to use your hands as makeshift structural integrity. On top of it all, once you get over the slight rubber sheen, the toy actually seems quite realistic in tactility and appearance.
My only complaints about the toy are two that a number of other reviews mentioned: the lack of suction cup, which I personally quite like in a dildo, and the problematic location of the ejaculation controls. A separate bulb would not only provide easier control of when the simulated climax happens, but would also allow the user to put more force and pressure into it. As it is, squeezing the balls results in less force than you would get out of a $1 squirt gun. The sensation inside of you is lacking, but as this was my first ejaculating dildo, being able to hold the cock in my hands/mouth/wherever-I-wanted-on-me and force "cum" out at will was a very erotic experience. That alone almost makes the toy worth it. When you add on to that the size and rigidity of the toy, it's definitely worth adding to your collection if you've never had an ejaculating toy before. The vibrator inside, while making it less waterproof, is a very nice addition as it has a decent kick to it, and you can feel the vibrations all the way through the toy and into you.
Rubber isn't particularly well known for being a clean or safe material, but in this toy it's dense enough that it doesn't become much of an issue. Cleaning it is simple enough with the included cleaning solution, and the initial rubber smell goes away soon enough. The only thing that could be a problem is the ejaculation tube, as that not only provides a deep well for evil to hide in, but when you squeeze material out inside you, the suction action then tries to repressurize by sucking whatever is around the tip back in. I imagine this could lead to some problems, and I always flush it out with some soapy water and some normal water a few times over after I'm done, and have had no issues so far.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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