Decorator (vib/ejac) dong - realistic dildo vibrator by Topco Sales - review by Sleepy

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Decorator (vib/ejac) dong sex toy review

We really liked The Decorator. It made our first experience in the world of sex toys a good one. I enjoy pleasuring her with it and she enjoys being pleasured!
Very real looking. Easy clean-up if condom is used. Adequate vibration with not a lot of noise.
No suction cup. May be too large in girth for some.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This was my wife's and I first toy. I wanted to surprise her and add a little spice to our sex life. I have always thought that if I could change cocks with anyone on the world, it would be Peter North... so I decided to live vicariously through The Decorator. When it arrived, I thought that it was extremely real looking. The coloring was dead on and the detail of the veins and the scrotum wrinkles all added to a sense of quality. To me, it did not seem that big, but I was not going to be the one "using" it!

That night, I pulled it out and the look on my wife's face was priceless. She is adventurous though and agreed to try it. She did not like the strong rubbery smell, and it was a bit sticky to the touch at first. When the moment of truth came, she lubed it up with a water based lubricate (watching her stroke The Decorator putting the lube on was exciting!) and I slowly started to insert it. She was very nervous about the girth of it at first, but she slowly relaxed and started to enjoy it. After a few minutes of slowly working it while pushing it deeper and deeper, it was all the way in. She was in too much ecstasy to know and when I pointed it out to her, she was amazed. With the vibration on about half strength, she had several orgasms and commented that they were very intense. She said that since the girth of it was so large, it did not allow her muscles to contract during orgasm and it was a totally different experience than she had ever had before. The vibration was too intense at full power (she said that she could feel it rattle her teeth), but very pleasurable at half-speed. The noise was not too loud unless it was on full strength.

Cleanup was very easy. The only advice I have is to use a condom. The Decorator Dong|Realistic vibrator by Topco has a large hole in the end and you can fill it up with liquids, so when you squeeze the balls the liquid comes out simulating an ejaculation. In theory this was a cool ideal. In actuality, that hole provides a nice spot for dirt and bacteria to collect and it would be almost impossible to adequately clean the "insides" of the vibrator. So use a large condom and be safe! Also, there is no suction cup and that would have made for a more versatile design.
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  • Excellent point about condoms! It's also rubber, which is porous, so can't be sterilized.
  • Champagne and Benzedrine (Roland Hulme)
    What exactly would you fill it with to 'spurt' with? Hot water? I've always wondered that.

    If you recommend using a condom, the ejaculation feature seems a bit redundent.
  • Sleepy
    I agree.  We only used the ejaculation feature once (warm water) and only to see it work...not in an actual play setting.  If the had left that "feature" out and added a suction cup, it would be as close to perfect as they come
  • Essin' Em
    Interesting. I always have wondered about the ejaculating toys. Do you feel that this feature changed your interaction at all? Clearly, it didn't add to the sex, but what was the reaction to it?
  • Dame Demi
    Bummer this toy is made of rubber.  I, too, have always wanted to try an "ejaculating" toy, and it seems for the price they could have done a bit better with the material on this one.  Glad the vibe is powerful enough in something this large, though!
  • ButchAndFemme
    Have you since tried the ejaculating feature again? I'd really love to get an ejaculating dildo and this one seems to have the best reviews, but I'm afraid it's not ideal for exactly what we're looking for.
  • indiglo
    Glad to know the vibrations are powerful enough, but that aspect of cleaning an ejaculating toy kind of puts me off. Shame too, I'm really curious about the ejaculating toys!
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