Self pleasurizer - double ended dildo by Cal Exotics - review by Teddixox

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If you are interested but not experienced in anal or double penetration it might be up your alley but I would never recommend it as it is uncomfortable and not terribly stimulating.
It's good for beginners and without a large investment.
It has a strong smell and isn't comfortable enough to wear around as advertised.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Self Pleasurizer came in a cardboard box, which included a package of Wet lubricant and then a plastic bag with the toy inside. There are no printed directions, warnings, cleaning instructions except the few words printed on the box to say that you should be using water based lube and a “diagram” showing which end is for vaginal penetration and which end is for anal penetration. Also there are several places where the box implies that the toy could be worn under your panties while going about your daily life. I’m not sure I would like a 1”x 3” hunk of rubber sitting in my underwear while I’m at work, but that’s just me.

I did wear it around the house and even doing my laundry in the basement of my building and it felt kinky, naughty, but that’s about it. The anal end kept wanting to pop out and it does have an overall weight to it which made me feel like I had to keep checking and adjusting it. I feel like it would be better if a couple inches could be added to the vaginal end and one to the anal end, or maybe a certain slimming of the middle to reduce weight and increase wear-ability.

It is slightly sticky and has a very strong smell of rubber when first opened. I would recommend giving it a good wash before hand (its jelly so toy cleaner and warm water). There are two small bubbles about a centimetre into the toy near the middle, which worry me a little after a while of wear and tear. The seams are very visible and easy to feel all along the toy with your hand and upon insertion however the material is quite soft and squishy so I wouldn’t worry about injuring yourself from them.

Let me be clear though, it’s not an awful toy for the price. If you don’t have a lot of experience with anal, like myself, but are interested in double penetration this would be an unintimidating way to try without breaking the bank. Be aware though that this cannot be shared without a condom, as jelly is porous. Be safe!

All in all I wouldn’t recommend this toy to anyone but it will certainly stay in my drawer for another day when I feel like giving it a second chance.
Follow-up commentary
A few things have changed since I wrote my review of the Pleasurizer. The main one is that I have thrown it away. I have only done so after noticing that the anal end is showing signs of discolouration after only four uses. The jelly material is porous and can only be cleaned with gentle toy cleaner and luke warm (not hot!) water, as I have done, but the discolouration makes me nervous about what kind of bacteria could be developing. And really... it just looks unappealing.

Additionally, I have noticed some light tearing in the seams that protrudes out all along the toy, and the strong rubber smell is still very overpowering.

I'm just not comfortable using it anymore. The negatives just kept adding up.
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My Self pleasurizer tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Can be worn under clothing
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Good for anal
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  • Curiouscat
    Nice review, thanks for the info!
  • K101
    Whoa! This thing looks creepy! Lol. When I first saw it it reminded me of some strange ocean creature. Lol. Really interesting design, but I can see how the size could bring on discomfort. Seems a little flawed. Like you said, slimmer middle would have been a much better way to go. Although I don't do anal, that could make one very interesting toy! (The slim middle and larger ends). Nice info. What is the size of this? It looks like one side is smaller than the other end?
  • SparklyGlitter
    thanks for the review!
  • Annemarie
    I, too, have a question about the size. When I saw the photo, this thing looks like a traditional double dildo (like, a foot long, and relatively large), and I said to myself "how the hell are you going to wear a double dildo under your clothes?"

    Anyway, thanks for the review!
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  • Jon S
    looks like salami!
  • Teddixox
    haha it does look a bit funny! The thicker round end is for vaginal use and has more girth but less length. The other end is for anal use and tapers before the small orb on the end. Neither by themselves are terribly uncomfortable but it's the both of them together that really aren't nice in my opinion. Unfolded it is about from my inner wrist to inner elbow, so almost a foot.
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