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Phallic Artistry

While this toy is certainly about its beautiful looks it's proven to be very functional and makes a great hands-free solo ride due to the powerful suction cup. Dollar per inch it's cost effective while being good quality and should provide years of trouble free enjoyment for cock lovers of all experience levels when used vaginally but anal players should be pros and remember to always condom cover because of the construction material.
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Pros:
Big volume, life-like cock. Harness compatible with a reliable suction cup base.
Cons:
Not 100% sterilizable. Too large for anal use unless experienced. Faint chemical odor.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

Doc Johnson didn't seem to put much thought into the moniker for this toy by calling it The Realistic Cock. But did they really need to say anything more? This incredibly enticing rubber dong is an absolute work of artistry that will leave anyone who's craving some man-meat salivating..... bring me a tissue!
Obviously this is a cock and just about anything a regular cock can do can be performed by this beauty. Designed mostly for vaginal thrusting, The Realistic has dimensions that give your orifice a challenge and size queens will rejoice at the pure volume of this dildo. The suction cup base adds for some excellent versatility allowing hands free operation. Think Blue-Tooth for sex toys! Much less chance of an accident when your hands aren't physically on the device.....
Anal use is probably not possible except for the most experienced players because of the 2" shaft diameter and just thinking about trying it with The Realistic makes me nervous. If that is your thing and your butt is hungry enough for this dong the beautifully shaped balls at the base ensure that the toy will not be lost inside.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Advanced anal
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

Sil-a-Gel rubber is the compound used for the manufacture of The Realistic and it performs a wonderful job of making the dildo feel human to the user. It's soft yet firm and tons of toys are being made from this rubber polymer these days. Just don't be fooled by the name. Sil-a-Gel is not silicone and it is porous. You cannot 100% sterilize Sil-a-Gel so if you're thinking about sharing this toy with a partner or switching from vaginal to anal use you absolutely need to cover the dildo with a condom.
The construction material is excellent for capturing details in the molding process and I'm always a fan of how resilient dongs are that have been cast this way. Smell however, may be an issue for some people because Sil-a-Gel products can have a very flowery, chemical odor to them and it's always fairly strong straight out of the packaging. It fades with time and cleaning and we have found that giving the toy a good initial soaking in hot water and antibacterial soap seems to quickly take care of most of the smell. It always subtly lingers but doesn't make your bedroom smell like a rubber factory that may tip off visitors to your home of your escapades.
I also do like the pronounced ridge between the head of the cock and the shaft. It can be felt internally and mimics a live dick.
    • Harness compatible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

Molded from an actual erect penis, The Realistic is simply gorgeous. The model for this dildo is a very blessed man to say the least! This toy is not only life-like but perfectly clones every detail of a live (and very large) cock. Each vein, wrinkle, curve and contour is exact from the head to the hefty testicles and I find myself staring at it far too much while I write this review. It's truly is a toy that I find looks delicious and it's fun to suck on as well as slide inside.
Measurements are large, with an insertable length just under 8 inches and a consistent diameter of 2 inches. Don't under estimate the size of this toy because it takes some relaxing to fully accept this dildo and I've had two kids to help loosen things up. If you're interested in trying The Realistic anally be prepared to go through gobs of lubricant and hopefully you're a pro with plenty of practice sticking things up your butt.
The suction cup base is also very impressive on this toy and has proven extremely functional unlike many cheaply made toys that can't seem to stick to anything. The seal is incredibly strong when the dildo is stuck to any smooth surface and you can be guaranteed it won't spontaneously come dislodged in the middle of passionate rides. Our tested surfaces so far include shower tiles, vinyl flooring, painted walls, desktops, a head-board and a wooden chair that was my personal favorite..... Product verification in the sex toy world is tough but a necessary evil!
    • Ergonomic
    • Realistic

Performance

So far we've been very impressed with The Realistic dildo and would call it one of our more premium insertable toys. So far its main tour of duty has been with me using it solo for vaginal masturbatory pleasure. In layman terms.... I love to fuck this thing! The suction cup has performed wonderfully and I love to stick this rubber cock to almost anything and go for a ride when I get lonely if my husbands away. The Realistic has yet to spontaneously dislodge itself despite some fairly rough handling and if you do purchase this you must try it on a chair! I'm a bit of a size girl but found I loved the sheer fullness provided by this cock while still being able to give it a good fast ride.
The suction cup base can also be used in a strap-on harness but you must have a 2" o-ring and take your time to slide the cup inside the ring as it will be a tight but solid fit. We haven't engaged in pegging play yet and probably won't due to the sheer magnitude of this toy causing some puckering by my man.
    • Easy to use
    • Comfortable

Care and Maintenance

Taking care of this toy is straight forward and simple. Before initial use and after every session give it a thorough washing in warm water and anti-bacterial soap. Even this part is fun because my sudsy hands love to stroke all over the shaft of this dong! Pay special attention to the ridge between the head and shaft because it's a favorite hangout for lubricant and body fluids. Because The Realistic is made from Sil-a-Gel it can't be 100% sterilized so remember if sharing between partners or switching from vaginal to anal use to always cover with a condom. Water based lube is recommended and we always avoid silicone lubes with Sil-a-Gel materials because of fear of the toy dissolving or becoming sticky.
We haven't found that this dildo attracts an excessive amount of lint or hair compared to some other fully silicone toys in our collection but a quick rinse before use takes care of any that does cling. Storage is always in it's own zip-lock bag to keep the material from touching any other toys and possibly dissolving them into a sticky mess. Again, this is a big toy that will take up a fair share of room.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

Doc Johnson didn't overdo it on the packaging of this dildo and chose to encase it in a cardboard box roughly the same size as it's precious contents. No excessive plastic clam-shell that breaks your fingernails or requires half the tools in your house to open. The graphics lack the standard smiling porn stars which is another plus and I love the chrome writing shouting out 'The Realistic Cock' across the top of the box. Finally some truth in advertising which is also backed up by an exact-sized image of the cock inside the box. The size, color and type of rubber are all listed as well as the fact that this toy is hand detailed and 'molded directly from an actual erect penis' which makes the model one very lucky and sought after man I'm sure. Inside the box there is a rather cheap nylon bag with a drawstring holding your new friend which is further wrapped inside a plastic bag. Personally we won't be using the nylon bag for storing this dildo because it just seems far to porous and we're still concerned about sil-a-gel compound toys touching our other treasures.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Kirill1171
    Kirill1171  
    I like it!
  • ace.eric.pollen
    ace.eric.pollen  
    nice review!
  • Thomas90
    Thomas90  
    Great review!
  • funforall7
    funforall7  
    thanks!
  • Talena
    Talena  
    thanks for the great review
  • BEENII BBY
    BEENII BBY  
    great review ok so my household includes 6 other people besides myself ugh and of course they all get mail to would it be easy to keep out of site or do u think tht wud b a problem
  • Xarien
    Xarien  
    Great review
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Not too large for anal for me
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