Shane, you must hear this a lot but you are HUGE!

This huge, realistic UR3 dildo is a replica of Shane Diesel's cock that may shock even the most advanced users. It is best for those who know they enjoy larger toys or for those who enjoy a challenge. Overall this toy was too large for me to enjoy as much as I had hoped, but it does provide a very full feeling that is nice (every once in a while) with clitoral stimulation.
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Pros
Provides feeling of fullness; Looks very real
Cons
Very large; Material requires a lot of care
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This enormous realistic dildo, made from UR3 material,is a replica of the actual cock of the porn star Shane Diesel. It is complete with balls and a suction cup. This cock is for advanced users who really want a challenge! Make sure that you pay attention to the measurements on this one!
I was hardly able to use this toy due to the size and found that my body could only handle the head and maybe the first 2 inches of the shaft. It is best for providing a feeling of fullness and due to the size the head may be able to stimulate the g-spot or p-spot for some users.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Advanced users
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

This realistic dildo is made from Ultra Realistic 3.0 (UR3) material, also known as cyberskin. This material only rates a 2 on Eden's safety scale and it is recommended that a condom be used with this no matter if you are sharing or not (you will need a magnum and it may not cover the entire shaft).
The first thing that I noticed about this dildo was the smell. Before I got it completely out of the package I was able to smell a sweet rubbery smell. The smell has not completely gone away, however this is not something that I can leave out in the open for long periods of time. I decided I would not taste it because the smell made this seem like a bad idea. The material is pretty firm for a realistic toy of this large size and as soon as I squeezed it I wished it was a bit squishier. In my opinion it does not feel very realistic. The entire shaft of this toy is covered in veins. Due to the size I really couldn't tell if they provided extra stimulation because I felt stretched and was not able to thrust with this.
    • Porous
    • Rigid
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Shane Diesel is HUGE : 10 inches in total length, with 7 1/2 insertable; 2 1/8 inches in diameter with a 7 inch circumference. This means that the insertable length of this toy is only slightly larger than how big it is around. This is not for the faint of heart and I would even say that because of the size and material, most people will find this one to be a challenge to insert. The largest toy I own is the Vixskin Johnny and this dildo makes Johnny want to run and hide under the bed! I am barely able to insert 2-3 inches of this one, and this is only because the head is slightly thinner than the shaft. In addition to the length and width of this dildo, it weighs a whopping 32 oz! The first time that I tested the suction cup I was surprised that it held. I have knocked this over on my table and it made a lot of noise. The weight also makes it hard to hold during use because if you are only inserting a small portion then the majority of the toy is in your hands and that makes it hard to keep the inserted part from falling out.
Unless this one is in Shane Diesel's hand during a porno then this is anything but discreet. The size makes this one hard to travel with and I would be afraid of everything in my luggage smelling like the material.
    • Realistic; huge

Performance

When I received this toy and held it in my hand, I knew my vagina was experiencing extreme anxiety! I wondered to myself "If I can barely wrap my hand around this, how am I going to get it inside of me?" I do not want to bash a toy simply because I found it WAY too large for my body, but I was not able to have a very fun experience while using this one the first few times. After a few failed attempts I was able to kind of enjoy the feeling of fullness that Shane provides. However, I am not really able to thrust with the toy and because of the size it can be hard to keep in place while stimulating my clitoris.
As mentioned before, the suction cup works extremely well as I tested it suction power on various places in my apartment. I have yet to use the suction cup during use because I have to be in a certain position simply to get this inside of me.
    • Not discreet at all; difficult to use at times

Care and Maintenance

This material is very porous and requires more care than any of my other toys. A condom should be worn during use to prevent germs from settling into the material as UR3 can't be sterilized. It should be cleaned before and after each use with soap and water or with a toy cleaner. Information on this material also suggests dusting it with cornstarch after each use to keep the material in good condition. This toy should be stored away from direct sunlight and in a place that is not much warmer than room temperature. Since I am unable to use this toy that often I thankfully do not need to go through this process on a regular basis, but these steps are important for preserving this material.
I store my toy in the original packaging in my closet since this is the easiest place for me to hide this very realistic toy.
Water based lubes are the only type recommended for use with UR3 toys.
    • High maintenance

Packaging

This realistic dildo comes packaged in a cardboard box with pictures of the toy and writing that includes the words "big", "realistic" and "cock" so it is not discreet at all. There are also a few lines of instructions about care. Inside of the box there is an autographed picture of Shane Diesel with his enormous hard cock in his hand. In the box, the dildo also comes in a plastic bag. I use the plastic bag and the box to store this toy because I do not have another place to put it and helps make sure that my apartment does not smell like the UR3 material.
    • Not discreet; kind of useful for storage

Personal comments

I have used this a few times and many of the times were painful and I just gave up. Then one day I found that I enjoy this toy a lot more when I turn it so that the balls are sideways. This makes it so I can take more of it in and even do some very shallow thrusting. I am not sure if it is my body shape that makes it so using Shane is uncomfortable or if maybe I need to warm up for a longer period of time. I think those who love VERY large cocks will enjoy this dildo a lot more than I do. I plan on giving it a few more tries in the future.
Follow-up commentary
So I tried to give Shane some more chances. I tried warming up with more toys and using a lot more lube, but he is still way more than I can handle without experiencing some pain. I really was hoping that I was going to have a magic moment where this one worked for me because it is a great cock to look at and squeeze in my hands. With that being said, I do not want to steer others away from trying this one if they know that they can handle it, just pay attention to the measurements!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Airen Wolf
    That thing is HUGE!
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    It was soo much bigger than I was expecting lol.
  • Contributor: fghjkl
    Can you imagine having sex with him! HOLY HUGE! He does have a sexy looking penis though haha. Great review hun, thanks!
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    That would be a very challenging sexual encounter for me! lol it is pretty good looking. Thanks Emily!
  • Contributor: Kevin92
    Humm...
  • Contributor: Shellz31
    I'm so sold on this baby!
    I had to throw my last huge toy out who was 9" insertable by 8" circumference due to the horrid Jel-Lee stink. So have been looking for something big to replace him. I so want to order this one now!

    Fantastic review - I'm sooooooo jealous!
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Thanks Shellz31! This one does have a bit of a smell as well, kind of like sweet rubber (but it doesn't smell like chemicals as much as rubber does). I hope its available soon so you can order it
  • Contributor: Porfiriato
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Thanks for the comment Porfiriato
  • Contributor: SiNn
    wow awesome review ty for the heads up
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Thank you for reading This is one big boy!
  • Contributor: LesbianLove
    UR3 or UR5?
    UR3 is like cyberskin or something, check out the Doc Johnson Ultra Realistic 6" Dildo made of UR3. It's softer and a lot more porus.
    UR5 is that shiny and firmer rubber material, like TPR & Sil-A-Gel, etc etc. Double check for us?
  • Contributor: LittleKat
    I happened upon this site by accident and it is interesting to note just how many women don't like this toy. I think part of it is that it is hard to get really "excited" for a toy as opposed to a man. I would suggest using this with your man. That way you will already be "warmed up" and your vagina deepens and expands the more excited you are. No amount of lube can compensate for lack of sheer excitement. I have to say that I have a toy that is about this size and when I try and use it alone I do have some discomfort. However, and most people probably won't believe me on this but, Shane is someone I've been with numerous times and I have no problems taking him deep inside me, as I am TOTALLY turned on by him! Also, I am a small woman at less than 5 ft, for those of who may have been thinking I must be a "larger girl" The only issue I have is being able to open my mouth wide enough for him and I wouldn't do that with a toy.
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