Simple Pleasures
Published: June 10, 2009
useful review
This toy's simplicity may not look exciting, but appearances can be deceiving. With its g-spot and p-spot curve, and smooth design, this toy creates a very versatile and unique sensual experience.
Pros:
Super slick, nice g-spot curve, durable material.
Cons:
Storage bag is tacky, came with a sticker affixed.
There is really something to be said about a very simple toy that can blow your mind. This toy has no vibrations. It has no wild colors or fancy designs. It can't be programmed, sync up to your iPod, or controlled by a remote. Still, I think it is one of the best toys I have ever had the pleasure of trying.
The “Ball Head with Curved Elbow Glass Dildo Wand” or BHWCEGD, as I like to call her, is made by Phallix. Phallix is a well-known and respected producer of quality glass dildos and plugs, and this one certainly does not disappoint. Made of tough-as-nails Pyrex, I'm fairly confident that this dildo will even hold up for those of us who are… ahem, graceful.
Both ends of this dildo are usable, each offering a different shape and feeling. One end features a round knob-like ball, which can be used for vaginal penetration or as a handle. The other end is a slight curve at the end of a straight shaft, that is oh-so-scrumptious for G-spot stimulation (and I'm sure for anal stimulation as well, though I did not try it this way).
The BHWCEGD is also a pretty average size, at 6” of insertable length and 1-1/4” in diameter. Because it is made of glass, however, it seems to feel fuller. This toy is also sensitive to temperature (tip: run under warm or cold water for a few seconds before using for a unique feeling), and holds lubricant well.
And how about the awesomely tacky, hot pink, satin pouch it came in? Sexy meets rugged in this little piece of artistic genius, complete with white lace and a toggled bungee cord drawstring. Yeehaw!
One thing I didn't like about this toy was the “Phallix” sticker that was stuck to it, and the subsequent sticky residue that had to be scrubbed off. I wasn't quite sure the purpose of the sticker, but it seemed like a bad idea to me. Another issue that others may have is that though this size worked well for me, those who prefer larger toys may not find this to be big enough. Also I was pleased with the curve of this toy, but my partner wished that it would have been a more severe curve.
Overall, though, I would still give this toy five stars for simple, versatile use and a great value glass toy.
The “Ball Head with Curved Elbow Glass Dildo Wand” or BHWCEGD, as I like to call her, is made by Phallix. Phallix is a well-known and respected producer of quality glass dildos and plugs, and this one certainly does not disappoint. Made of tough-as-nails Pyrex, I'm fairly confident that this dildo will even hold up for those of us who are… ahem, graceful.
Both ends of this dildo are usable, each offering a different shape and feeling. One end features a round knob-like ball, which can be used for vaginal penetration or as a handle. The other end is a slight curve at the end of a straight shaft, that is oh-so-scrumptious for G-spot stimulation (and I'm sure for anal stimulation as well, though I did not try it this way).
The BHWCEGD is also a pretty average size, at 6” of insertable length and 1-1/4” in diameter. Because it is made of glass, however, it seems to feel fuller. This toy is also sensitive to temperature (tip: run under warm or cold water for a few seconds before using for a unique feeling), and holds lubricant well.
And how about the awesomely tacky, hot pink, satin pouch it came in? Sexy meets rugged in this little piece of artistic genius, complete with white lace and a toggled bungee cord drawstring. Yeehaw!
One thing I didn't like about this toy was the “Phallix” sticker that was stuck to it, and the subsequent sticky residue that had to be scrubbed off. I wasn't quite sure the purpose of the sticker, but it seemed like a bad idea to me. Another issue that others may have is that though this size worked well for me, those who prefer larger toys may not find this to be big enough. Also I was pleased with the curve of this toy, but my partner wished that it would have been a more severe curve.
Overall, though, I would still give this toy five stars for simple, versatile use and a great value glass toy.
Experience
Glass is very easy to clean. Because it is non-porous it can be wiped clean with soap and warm water, or put in the dishwasher (top shelf, no soap). The ball end should not be inserted anally, as the other end lacks the proper flaring to prevent getting lost in the rectum.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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This looks like a great toy for glass newbies. thanks for the review.
Thanks for the review, sometimes simple is the way to go and you have clearly pointed that out with this wonderful toy!
I love glass no matter how simple! This is a good review of a great toy. Thanks!
Good review of yet another great looking glass toy! Does seem kinda strange that the makers would throw on a sticker especially in a place that will be 'enjoyed'......
Thanks! Believe it or not, Phallix puts stickers on all their toys. Silly, right?
That is surprising about the sticker. This looks nice.
Good review!
I've a Phallix toy that didn't come with a sticker, I think. I guess they ran out of creative juices when naming this one, though. LOL Nice review.
How lame that it came with a sticker. Mine haven't, luckily.
-->"ball end should not be inserted anally, as the other end lacks the proper flaring to prevent getting lost in the rectum. "
The ball end is the only end I use for anal, haha.
I have yet to have a problem of it ever getting lost or being inserted too far.
The entire dildo is 7.5 inches in total length, so the odd of:
1. someone being able to get all 7.5 inches fully up into the rectum is slim.
2. But even if that was the case (talking a rectum of 8+ inches, which is double the average size) then it should be easy to just push out, especially because of its heavy weight and extremely solid material of glass.
Certainly, it would be hard for an object like that to make any 90 degree turns, into the sigmoid colon section.
In any case, I feel like the ball and the elbow offer almost the same amout of "base-like strcture" anyway.