Softee vibrating ballsy super cock 8" - realistic dildo vibrator by Doc Johnson - review by Kitka

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Super Cock to the Rescue

Calling all size queens! This toy is the one for you if you're looking to fill and vibrate yourself to ecstasy. Just be sure to grab something to clip your nose shut so you don't smell the material before you have a chance to use it. Make sure it's wrapped in a condom and grab some lube before you go to town on yourself with this beast and all will be good with the world.
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Pros:
Universal jack plug, Powerful, Size Queens rejoice
Cons:
Smelly, Size too big for some, Attracts lint and fuzz
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Softee Ballsy 8" Super Cock by Doc Johnson was designed for vaginal or anal penetration which means both men and women can get some use out of this toy. The size of this toy is definitely not recommended for beginners, but would benefit advanced users or size queens greatly.

This toy can be used by a partner or yourself to achieve a very filling sensation prior to sex or during solo sessions. You can even use it anally if you're well advanced in anal play and have stretched properly beforehand. Always be sure to cover this toy with a condom because it's porous and quite smelly.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Too big for travel
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vaginal

Material / Texture

The Super Cock is made in the USA from a material called Sil-a-gel. It's a soft, super smooth and semi porous material that has a safety rating of 5/10. Sil-a-gel is also completely antibacterial, non-toxic, latex and cadmium free. This material is a bit grabby on the skin so plenty of water or silicone based lube is required before play.

The Sil-a-gel material is a fuzz and lint attractant so using condoms and washing before and after use is recommended. This material also has a distinct strong odor to it that does not dissipate any with washing and airing out.

There are 3 different lengths offered here on Eden Fantasys, 7", 8", and 9" and they come in black, purple and flesh colors, of which I received the purple.

    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

This toy is an 8" long, purple colored, realistic penis-shaped vibrator which includes feet-like testicles. It has veins all up and down the shaft, a very pronounced coronal ridge and a realistic looking frenulum and urethral opening.

The 4 3/4" controller connects to a wire that protrudes from the base of the toy under the testicles. The 25" wire plugs into the end of the white controller, that has a toggle button for on/off and the 7 different vibration functions, with a universal jack plug.

There are no gaps or seams in this toy and the measurements are as follows:

Length: 8 3/4"
Insertable Length: 7"
Circumference: 6 1/4"
Diameter: 2"
Weight: 1.5 lbs.

    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations of this toy are controlled by a toggle button on the top half of the white controller that uses 3 AAA batteries to power it. Press the bottom of the button to turn it on or off and press the top of the button to cycle through the seven functions.

The Seven Functions:
1. Low-Steady
2. Medium-Steady
3. High-Steady
4. Low to High Escalation
5. High-Slow Pulsing
6. High-Fast Pulsing
7. High-Buzzy Steady

The controls are not lockable for travel so taking out the batteries is crucial.

This toy is loud and can be heard through a blanket and probably a closed door, so dorm use is not advised.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

The Super Cock toy is not waterproof and should not be totally submerged, but you can use warm water and soap or toy cleaner on the majority of it to clean it. It also cannot be sterilized so always cover it with a condom if sharing with others.

There was no storage pouch included with this toy, but the original packaging can be used for temporary storage if it's needed. Otherwise make sure it's stored by itself somewhere in a separate storage pouch or other storage device just to make sure there's no melting or discoloration.
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

This enormous cock was packaged in a typical plastic clamshell with an insert depicting some nifty 70s motif and "Doc Johnson, 7 Function Ballsy Super Cock, 8 inch and strong vibrations" on the front. The toy is clearly visible from the front making the packaging not discreet at all and it should be wrapped if gifting. The back of the packaging describes the in 6 different languages and boasts that it was "proudly made in America."

There were no warranties or instructions included in the package but it's pretty self explanatory.

    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I'm not usually one to use toys that are large in diameter but figured you only live once and went for it. Also, I like more rumbly vibrations in my toys and this one fit the bill, except on function 7 which was more buzzy. This toy definitely proved to be more powerful than I originally thought.

Experience

My experience with this toy was one of apprehension. I was really worried about it getting stuck in my smaller sized vagina, but I made sure to use plenty of lube and warm up with some smaller toys first. That seemed to work pretty well and I couldn't be happier with the Super Cock's performance. It really did give a full sensation and vibrated deeply.

The only things I don't like about the toy are the fact that it stinks, it leaves a weird residue wherever you sit it and it can't be sterilized.
Follow-up commentary
This toy sits on my shelf collecting dust because I still don't like the material and it's just not really a toy I like using. Personally I'm more into toys that aren't realistic looking and smaller in size.

This hasn't deteriorated any that I can tell so it's still in good condition but I still won't use it most likely.
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