Hustler bangin' boner - realistic dildo vibrator by Topco Sales - review by ButchAndFemme

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Triple B: Big Bangin' Boner

We'll definitely be trying out this dildo again and now that we know what we're working with, I hope we both come out of it less injured. All in all, though, it was a great toy to play with and it definitely lives up to its name of the Bangin' Boner.
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Pros:
Realistic looking, great amount of girth, intense vibrations.
Cons:
Strong odor, painfully rigid base
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Bangin' Boner was quite the treat to get in the mail. I initially was concerned that my girlfriend would be shocked at the size and refuse to even try it out, but she definitely came around to the idea. This is a big boy. Prepare to be a little shocked by the size. We have a similarly sized dildo but the head is smaller and it helps with the initial insertion. Although the description mentions a semi-tapered head, the Bangin' Boner offers no apologies when it comes to the head size. All in all, my girl really seemed to like this dildo, especially after she was good and ready and was able to fully accommodate the full size. The vibrating feature really added to the experience and I would even venture to say that the constant vibration seemed to help with numbing a little when it came to taking it all in.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

The Bangin' Boner is made of Jel-Lee and I have to be honest, it's not my favorite material. It had quite a pungent smell when I first removed it from the package. It didn't take away from the experience, but when I was trying to picture just what I intended on doing with it later, the smell got a bit in the way.

This dildo is heavy duty. It's heavy, but still easy enough to handle and use comfortably. Unfortunately it can't be sanitized like a silicone dildo, so break out the condoms (I'd suggest a Magnum).

The flexibility of the toy was generous and I had no issues of it slipping out or bending too much. It seemed to flex just right.

As I'm sure other studs may feel, I like something that looks real and feels reel. This dildo has the look down pretty well, but it didn't feel as real as some of our other dildos. It wasn't horrible by any means, but it didn't have the softness that my girlfriend and I have come to love.
    • Flexible
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

The design of this dildo is great. It looks quite realistic and I definitely appreciate that. Like the real thing, this dildo has a bit of discoloration near the head and the balls are uniquely sized. This dildo almost matched my skin tone exactly, so they did a pretty good job.

My girlfriend really enjoyed the size of this, but it first took some verbal and manual coaxing. The Hustler Bangin' Boner is probably best suited for a semi-advanced couple with an awareness of what the receiver is capable of. My lady was a bit sore the next morning, but not sore enough to keep her away from this tool.

One complaint I had was the rigidness of the cock near the balls. During some rough play in the cowgirl position, the base was slamming on my pubic bone quite hard and left me bruised. I have to admit, it was a war wound I was quite proud of. I've never had an injury quite so enjoyable.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrating mechanism in the Bangin' Boner works really well. It provides multi-speed vibrations though the shaft and balls of the dildo and it is quite enjoyable for not only the receiver, but the giver as well. I loved sitting in front of my girl and sliding the head of the vibrating dildo up and down her vagina. The vibrations soaring through the toy provided a good amount of enjoyment for her clit. Additionally, while in the doggy style position, I could slowly thrust into her and let the vibrating balls rest on her clit for some time while I occupied my hands.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings

Care and Maintenance

To clean the Bangin' Boner, we simply wiped it thoroughly with a damp towel, sprayed toy cleaner on it, then wiped it down again. It's quite sticky, so I put it back into the clam shell packaging to avoid anything sticking to the dildo. We used a glycerin free water-based lube and it worked quite well.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The Bangin' Boner came in a simple clam shell package with a man on the front. It showed the entire dildo as well as the vibrator control. There were no instructions included, but I think I did a pretty good job of figuring out how to use the dildo.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

This dildo definitely fit our criteria of what we features we like to have in a toy. It has great coloring and when it's strapped on, it sits how what I assume a normal cock of that size would. It was a lot of fun to use and will most likely come out of the toy box again in the near future. Like I said, because of the material, it hasn't been my absolute favorite realistic looking dildo, but it's got a lot of great things going for it. The rigidity near the base that caused me pain while wearing it could have been avoided with an alternate position, but it's something to keep in mind for our next escapade.
    • Realistic coloring

Experience

I was very excited to receive this toy in the mail and couldn't wait for my lady to get home. I thought about it almost all evening and I know she was anticipating a new toy as well. She was a bit apprehensive after I strapped up and she saw the toy in all its glory, but she rarely says no to something new.

I spent more time warming things up than I usually do, but I wanted to make sure she really was ready. A big turn on for her is giving oral sex to the dildos we have, so she spent a good amount of time licking, sucking, and admiring the big cock.

When she was ready, we were in a missionary position and she later told me that that was what felt best with this dildo. Apparently the vibrations were the most intense from that angle. We moved onto doggy style and cowgirl and both of those were excellent visuals for me. This cock looks excellent sliding in and out of my girl and that was a major plus for me.
    • Girthy
    • Realistic
Follow-up commentary
We still use this big guy, just not as much as we did when it first arrived. As of late, it seems as though our sexual encounters have been romantic than they have in the past and this fella just screams "fucking" as opposed to love making. I'd never throw him away, but he's just in the back corner of the toy box for now. (=
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    Kindred  
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