Hustler bangin' boner - realistic vibrator discontinued by Topco Sales - review by Lovin' The Toys

I was first apprehensive with this toy (Hustler bangin' boner|Realistic vibrators: Hustler bangin' boner). The package was pretty standard, but it had one of those "feel me" spots of the material. It's a good thing I didn't base any choices on that spot, because it felt nasty hard.  It certainly doesn't feel anything like the actual toy.

First I thought the texture was a little flat and pretty smooth, but I quickly changed my mind.  The feel of this toy is really unique.  I wouldn't go as far as saying it felt life-like, but it's pretty cool.  It's firm, slightly bendable, and let's face it, the size makes it droop when holding it straight out.

The unique part is the outside layer of jelly material.  It feels, well, soft.  It's not like the real feel materials (not that squishy type), but there is a definite give to it that makes it feel really good.  And you don't have to deal with the upkeep of the real feel materials either.  It's a wash and store model. Be sure, as with all new toys, to wash it well, it will get off the slightly stinky rubber smell, and slick mold release.

First I though this was really too big, but honestly, we accommodate things well. The first time was fun, but more of an exploratory mission.  I was a little disappointed that when flexing the toy, the power cut out.  It's not so fun to have the vibrations stop at crucial times.  But all in all, it was a good first experience.

The next time was mind blowing.  Size wasn't a deterrent any more, I'd overcome that obstacle.  The vibrations are just about perfect.  They are strong, but not over the top.  And that's on full speed.  It is adjustable for those who like just a little hum, up the those who really like the buzz.

This is not the toy you want to use when you are in stealth mode.  It's not exactly quiet. Truly, the motor would probably be louder with another kind of toy, but this is a really solid, thick toy, so it's pretty well encased, which muffles sound. While it won't be loud enough to have the neighbors hear it, I can pretty much guarantee that anyone you don't want to hear it will.

I just have to tell everyone how great this feels, not just the superb texture, but the ridge around the head gives great sensations sliding in and out.

I can really recommend this toy, I like it a lot.  It may just become a new favorite.  The only thing I would have any concern about is the wires.  There was no cutting out after the first time, but who knows how long that will last.  As long as this holds together, I'll have plenty of fun with it. When it goes to the bin, I am very likely to get another to replace it.  I can't think of a better endorsement that that!!