UR3 vibrating cock by Doc Johnson

This was our very first Dildo, and being new to the world of toys we weren't sure what to expect. It was definitely MORE that we expected, yet less in some important ways too.

After opening it I was amazed by the feel of the UR3. Really lifelike, unlike some of the other jelly toys and silicone covered bullets we had tried before. My wife picked this vibrating cock for its realistic look, and it provided that and a realistic feel too! Or so we thought...

We got ready to use it that evening and with some lube we proceeded onward. (insert romantic situation) My wife definitely felt "fulfilled". The skin was very comfortable and even though it was larger than she was used to (me) it was not uncomfortably so. We then tried the vibrator function and it to function well, although curiously enough my wife didn't really like that so much, which is strange since she likes vibrators applied externally. But, we pressed on to see if she could reach her throws of ecstasy. I began to set up a rhythm, and I started to encounter our first problem. There is no real good way to hold onto it. It has balls and a suction cup on the bottom, but they aren't really "grip" friendly, so I had to grab it like I was holding a shower knob. This meant my fingers were digging into the nice soft UR3 material, and I was afraid my fingernails were going to start cutting holes into our brand new toy! Then I saw that the line from the vibrator control to the dildo was just laid into the material of the toy when they poured it into its mold. So the movement of the toy was threatening to tear the material there too. But, I kept on and after some time my who had gotten all excited by the toy wanted me to finish rather that the toy... which was fine.

So we tried multiple times and various ways to use the toy, but after multiple tries we found two other problems. The suction cup was only mildly successful, and definitely required certain materials to attach to. This should be common sense, but honestly where can you find something smooth like glass yet sturdy enough to take the weight of an adult in the throws of ecstasy? Nevertheless, we tried and even resorted to me holding it flat on the floor with one hand, but this is where we encountered the last and most significant problem. The dildo touts the rigidity of erectile tissue as one of its benefits, but unless they are referring to the rigidity of a man after ejaculation (see limp) then I cannot agree with their product description.

My wife was consistently unable to reach orgasm precisely because it lacked the rigidity she needed, and really that is the measuring stick I use to rate a toy. So while I love the feel of the material and the size was fun for my wife, I can only give this toy a 3 out of 5.