Yes, a dream, he IS!

The Dream Dick is a fabulous example of how a life-like toy should be made! With a truly realistic size, look, feel, and texture, this one really hits the mark! And the size is simply a dream, like doing your own, personal porn-star!
Published:
Pros:
Life-like feel, Porn-star size
Cons:
Might be a bit too heavy
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The size of the Dream Dick is probably more suited for either more advanced users, or those that have had some larger partners in their recent past, as it's just over 2" across at its largest width. While I'm not a size queen, this is one of my favorite toys; even though it's not one that has any bells and whistles to it. It certainly took some time to work up to this one, but it was definitely worth it!

If you can take this toy anally, you're a serious pro. You're going to need a serious lube for it, though! The toy is not only girthy, but it is also a pretty fair length, so if you're on the shallow side, you may want to be careful with this bad boy.

The suction cup has just enough size that it easily holds onto the shower wall and counter tiles. It's got a bit of a problem holding onto my laminate headboard, though, which kind of sucks, but that means that it has specific purpose depending on where I use it; Playing solo in bed the old fashioned way, or riding it hands-free in the bath!

The suction cup also doubles as the perfect connection for your dong to a strap-on harness. Simply fold over the suction cup and slide it through the holding ring for your favorite harness and you have a new, amazing attachment!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Harness-compatible
    • Solo
    • Tub play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Lifelike
    • No batteries necessary
    • Realistic
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Vagina

Material / Texture

This is probably one of the most realistic toys that I have ever come across (pun intended!). It is soft to the touch, easy to maintain, and feels amazing. Upon first taking it out of the package, there was a light plastic odor to it; however, there is no noticeable smell or taste to it once it's washed.

The shaft is silky smooth and firm to the touch. The Dream Dick is very flexible, but not so much that you cannot use it suctioned to the wall of the tub or snugly nestled in your favorite strap-on harness.

The texture is a dream; in itself, veiny, yet smooth, the ridges delight and add just the right amount of stimulation to make the realistic feel so genuine that if you close your eyes, you'd swear you were with a porn star!

The material is made in such a way that it takes on body heat quickly, but you can also wrap your toy in a warm, moist towel, or in a sink of hot water to give an even more realistic feel. You can also chill it and it will take several minutes to warm up to body temperature, giving you a chill and a few moments of temperature-induced euphoria!
    • Flexible
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

The Dream Dick very realistically mimics the cock of your dreams, hence the name - it really isn't a metaphor, it's a promise that Topco gives you that this will truly be the dick of your dreams!

The shape of the Dream Dick, when upright, has a slight downward curve towards the lifelike scrotum. The curve is not so great that when in use it makes it awkward, but enough that you feel the weight of it. Depending on the person, the weight may be a bad thing, but in my particular case, the slight curve creates all kinds of new sensations that cause an almost instantaneous orgasm!

The Dream Dick also has the perfect amount of give to it, without being squishy. When you climax and our body clenches down around it, it's just soft enough to feel like a real hard cock inside of you, and not cause the sharp pain that some of the harder rubber-based or jelly-type materials cause when they're a bit on the large side.
    • Life-sized
    • Lifelike
    • Realistic

Performance

Upon slipping the suction cup base into the ring of my harness, the weight caused a bit of a droop, so I slipped another, slightly smaller ring onto the base, as well. This compensated for the weight issue and helped to keep the "stiffness" (or at least the angle) of the Dream Dick so that penetration at an angle was still possible.

I also turned my Dream Dick into a multi-function unit at this point. The girl I was seeing at the time was highly into large toys, as well as vibrations, so I threw a vibrating cock ring onto the base of the penis, where it met the life-like scrotum. The vibrations, due to the thick and solid core of the Dream Dick, were felt throughout the dildo, all the way to the tippy top! As I screamed and writhed in climax while she pumped away, all I could think about was the massive size and how it was going to absorb everything I was giving it, but the power and size, combined with the weight and angle, made me do something I hadn't before - create a puddle. And with that puddle, was also the mushy puddle that I had become, as well!
    • Comfortable
    • Not discreet at all
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

I personally store my Dream Dick wrapped in a white cotton towel. This keeps my other toys from discoloring it, and it helps to keep the realistic, skin-like feeling of the material, as well!

When I use my Dream Dick with a friend, I simply slip a condom over the top (I must advise you though, the size of this sincerely needs a Magnum XL condom to be easy to put on, otherwise you'll be trying to slip the smaller ones over the head for a while!). This makes cleanup for the cyberskin material a breeze, but it can leave a latex scent if you don't still wash it later on.

When I use my new best friend when I'm alone, to clean and maintain the material, I was with antibacterial soap and water. Once done with that, I leave my anti-bacterial toy spray on it for 30 seconds to a minute, and rinse with cool, clear water. Once COMPLETELY dry, I shake some Renew Powder into my hand and rub the Dream Dick with the powder. This keeps its silky-smooth feel and keeps it from becoming sticky during storage.

I usually use my Dream Dick with Pjur Body Glide. Its Dimethicone base separates it from typical silicone-based-type lubes... since it's able to be used with latex safely; it's also able to be used with cyberskin. The Pjur helps to keep the slickness during the entire play period without having to reapply it at inconvenient times! Due to the size of it, using a water-based lube doesn't work so well because it wipes and rubs off too easily. I also learned the hard way with another toy that the traditional silicone-based lubes completely ruined cyberskin toys, so I was very careful with this one, since it's my new go-to baby in the toy drawer!
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
Regardless of the material rating, this bad boy is still a favorite. While he's only in use every few months (I've got other things to keep me busy!), he's one of the very select few that actually gets brought out to play time and time again. Still very lifelike, still the most realistic feeling toy I own, and still damned near the largest, I'm still a BIG fan!
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    OMG! I am so glad you reviewed this. Minus the veins this is pretty darn close to my partner and I have been looking for one to practice anal with. Excellent review. Nominated!
  • PassionQT
    PassionQT  
    I own this big boy and let me tell you, you are a trooper for even considering doing anal with it! Or is it for him? HeHe. No need to reveal ...I'm just saying, it WILL be a challenge.
  • ShadowKitten
    ShadowKitten  
    nice review.
  • TooSticky
    TooSticky  
    DOes anyone know if this toy has a bad chemical smell and if so, does it last long term or wash off?
  • link82
    link82  
    Fantastic review - thanks for the help!
  • woody1
    woody1  
    Great review! Right on the money. My wife and I have been using this toy for the past year and she absolutley LOVES IT! She tries to act coy when I pull it out for fun night but I can see the glimmer in her eye, and the moisture elsewhere, knowing that she is in for a FULL treat.
  • Ansley
    Ansley  
    This is on my wishlist! Absolutely wonderful review! I'm glad to know it doesn't have a smell. We won't be using it vaginally or anally, so this is perfect!
  • systematicweasel
    systematicweasel  
    Great review ^^ Might have to add this to my wish list =)
  • Blooddragon
    Blooddragon  
    Nice review.
  • HannahPanda
    HannahPanda  
    Thanks for your review!
  • terry62
    terry62  
    Nice review
  • lustylusty
    lustylusty  
    thanks for the review
  • cheesewizz
    cheesewizz  
    nice review
  • Nirelan
    Nirelan  
    Thanks for the review!
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    A bit heavy? Eh. I usually don't have issues with that
  • spiced
    spiced  
    This is one of my favorite toys. Very, very sad that it's not available anymore. I had hoped to replace it. I always liked cyberskin better than ur3, entirely because of the smell/taste. Cyberskin is so neutral. Thanks for an excellent review.
  • jennifur77
    jennifur77  
    Great review! Thanks. Hopefully they will bring this one back!
  • Wicked Wahine
    Wicked Wahine  
    I LOVE my Cyberskin dildos! If you get the real kind, like this one (which I have), they have almost no smell unless held right to your nose and they are so wonderful feeling when they have a light dusting of cornstarch on them, or a dimethicone lube! I am glad to hear how much some others like it regardless of the safety rating. I almost didn't try it because of that and would have missed out on the most comfortable dildos ever! Even the big ones like this which I have to work up to and don't use all the time, are more easily accommodated because of their give. And as you mentioned, none of that painful ouch when orgasming & clenching around them! I just saw you did the follow-up and got to read your review. What a pleasant surprise to know this has lasted you so long! Thanks for following up!
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