Frustration At Its Finest
Published: May 11, 2009
useful review
The Labia Clip is beautiful but absolutely frustrating. When I look for genital jewelry, I look for something that is easy to on by myself. Unfortunately, this requires partner involvement and once it's finally on sex is out of the question... unless you don't mind taking the clip back off.
Pros:
A very pretty, pale gold color.
Cons:
Impossible to put on, improper fit, metal requires bending which leaves the clip misshapen.
Experience
When my husband finally had it on, I was exhausted and sex was the furthest thing from my mind. But guess what? Because of how long it is, sex was impossible. In order for penetration to occur you need to pull the sides open and back and once that happens, the clip falls completely off. Sex just can't be done with the Labia Clip.
Follow-up commentary
4 months after original review
Useless. Oh god, I hate to use that word... the same with crap, garbage, junk, trash, waste.... you get my point.
I had high hopes that I could bend or contort this into the right shape to fit against my anatomy, but it now it is just gold-colored twisted metal. I can't do anything with it, even my husband with his artisan hands couldn't make this into something other than what it was... an ill-fitting piece of "jewelry".. and by "ill-fitting", I mean not even remotely close.
I hate giving such negative remarks but the Labia clip has broken my heart.
I had high hopes that I could bend or contort this into the right shape to fit against my anatomy, but it now it is just gold-colored twisted metal. I can't do anything with it, even my husband with his artisan hands couldn't make this into something other than what it was... an ill-fitting piece of "jewelry".. and by "ill-fitting", I mean not even remotely close.
I hate giving such negative remarks but the Labia clip has broken my heart.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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That's too bad. This is really pretty. I've thought about getting one of these, but I don't think I'd have the patience or any luck.
Great review!
Thanks for saving us the frustration that you experienced.
Thanks for the review. This piece is really beautiful so it's a shame it doesn't work better.
Sammi, I recommend a smaller one intended just for your clitoris. When you include your labia it just becomes too much of a hassle.
Snappy, that's what I'm here for!
Lith, I had high expectations, I thought that it would deliver. I was more disappointed than anyone could have been that it fell short.
See? I knew there was a reason I always avoided these!
p.s. It looks awful pretty, though
It was a very pretty product but a total WOT.
Looks great but to me they seem to deliver frustration and pain. My b/f would give up before he got this on me! LOL.
In this case, your bf sounds smart!
lol.
What a bummer, because it's so pretty! Thanks for the review.