Labia clip - clitoral jewelry by Goldart International Inc - review by Sleeping Dreamer

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Labia clip - clitoral jewelry Clitoral jewelry by Goldart International Inc
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Labia clip

Clitoral jewelry by Goldart International Inc

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Frustration At Its Finest

The Labia Clip is beautiful but absolutely frustrating. When I look for genital jewelry, I look for something that is easy to on by myself. Unfortunately, this requires partner involvement and once it's finally on sex is out of the question... unless you don't mind taking the clip back off.
Published: May 11, 2009
Pros:
A very pretty, pale gold color.
Cons:
Impossible to put on, improper fit, metal requires bending which leaves the clip misshapen.
Rating by reviewer:
2
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Experience
When my husband finally had it on, I was exhausted and sex was the furthest thing from my mind. But guess what? Because of how long it is, sex was impossible. In order for penetration to occur you need to pull the sides open and back and once that happens, the clip falls completely off. Sex just can't be done with the Labia Clip.
Follow-up commentary
Useless. Oh god, I hate to use that word... the same with crap, garbage, junk, trash, waste.... you get my point.

I had high hopes that I could bend or contort this into the right shape to fit against my anatomy, but it now it is just gold-colored twisted metal. I can't do anything with it, even my husband with his artisan hands couldn't make this into something other than what it was... an ill-fitting piece of "jewelry".. and by "ill-fitting", I mean not even remotely close.

I hate giving such negative remarks but the Labia clip has broken my heart.
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Sammi (verified)

That's too bad. This is really pretty. I've thought about getting one of these, but I don't think I'd have the patience or any luck.
Great review!

05/11/2009
Snappy (verified)

Thanks for saving us the frustration that you experienced.

05/11/2009
Lithaewyn (verified)

Thanks for the review. This piece is really beautiful so it's a shame it doesn't work better.

05/11/2009
Sleeping Dreamer (verified)

Sammi, I recommend a smaller one intended just for your clitoris. When you include your labia it just becomes too much of a hassle.

05/11/2009
Sleeping Dreamer (verified)

Snappy, that's what I'm here for!

05/11/2009
Sleeping Dreamer (verified)

Lith, I had high expectations, I thought that it would deliver. I was more disappointed than anyone could have been that it fell short.

05/11/2009
Carrie Ann (verified)

See? I knew there was a reason I always avoided these!

p.s. It looks awful pretty, though Smile

05/12/2009
Sleeping Dreamer (verified)

It was a very pretty product but a total WOT.

05/12/2009
Liz2 (verified)

Looks great but to me they seem to deliver frustration and pain. My b/f would give up before he got this on me! LOL.

05/19/2009
Sleeping Dreamer (verified)

In this case, your bf sounds smart! Smile lol.

05/19/2009
SatisfiedWife (verified)

What a bummer, because it's so pretty! Thanks for the review.

03/05/2010
~LaUr3n~ (verified)

This is so interesting!

05/14/2010
CanMan (verified)

looks sexy... But it stinks that it is cheap..

11/23/2010
Sunrise (verified)

Good job!

02/03/2011
Mr. Poopy Pants (verified)

Thanks for the review!

05/28/2011
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