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This product is a complete waste of money! It feels, tastes and smells totally nasty. It's nothing more than gelatinous green garbage with a few drops of menthol. The tingle sensation isn't enough to arouse even the most sexually deprived housewives. You'd be better off riding your washing machine.
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Pros:
Cheap.
Cons:
Tastes bad, ineffective, ugly packaging, dries out quickly, irritating.
Rating by reviewer:
1
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When I first bought this product I had never used an arousal gel before. Now, I may not be the best person to make this review because I don't really have a problem with arousal; I just wanted to experiment with this kind of product to see if it could enhance my sexual experience. I opted for the Arousal Gel because I'm a big fan of California Exotic products, and it was dirt cheap. The quality and longevity California Exotic products isn't what I would call top notch, but you can't beat their prices, and they don't fall short in the "Oh my God, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come...!!!" department.

Now, I don't need an exorbitant price tag or luxury packaging for a product to pique my interest, but I do prefer items that don't remind me of cheap ass hair gel samples from the early 90s'. To my horror, when I opened the bottle it had the color and consistency of slime. So far I am not aroused. And the smell... Ugh. It smells sickly sweet and minty. I'm actually getting closed to turned off at this point. For some reason I'm reminded of a skanky 9th grade boy with crunchy spiked hair. You know the kind. The one chewing on a Mentos to cover the fact that he hasn't brushed his teeth in 3 days, but desperately wants to stick his tongue down your throat anyway.

First I tried rubbing a little of the sticky solution around my pussy lips with my fingers. I felt only a slight tingle so I deemed it safe to try on my labia & a little around my clit. The barely noticeable tingle only lasted about 2 minutes, and the gel left me feeling sticky and dry. My boyfriend then tried rubbing it on the outside of my vagina with his penis. Again, it only felt slightly tingly for about 2 minutes, but quickly dried out and began to chafe both my cooch & his cock. We tried adding lube to the gel to keep it moist longer, but it dulled the tingle sensation so much it wasn't worth using. We tried going down on each other with the gel but neither of us could stand the sharp minty/metallic taste. He also claimed it was very irritating when a little got into the tip of his penis. I'm so done with this pond scum, and in the trash it went.
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    I would refrain from using profanity in your tag lines, but I am sorry this did not work for you and understand your frustration! not cool!
  • Machina
    Machina  
    I'm sorry if I've offended anyone! I was just trying to get my point across that this gel is trash.
  • Machina
    Machina  
    You're right, that was vulgar. I changed it to "nasty." Thanks for the advice.
  • Gary
    Gary  
    You had me when you said it looked like green slime, (picturing Ghost Busters) but then you said it was like 90's hair gel, (picturing LA Looks) I was no longer interested.
  • Machina
    Machina  
    If it had it been Slimer arousal gel, I wouldn't have been able to give it a bad review. Just because I love Dan Aykroyd so much...
  • Machina
    Machina  
    I know I'm getting off topic here but I forgot to mention how much I love Bill Murray too, and I felt bad.
  • Candy Kitten
    Candy Kitten  
    I didn't care for this too much either Sad face
  • Oggins
    Oggins  
    Haha and Yuck! You've definitely gotten your point across! This ones not going anywhere near my vagina! *cringes*
  • Machina
    Machina  
    Smart girl!
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    great review
  • ReadyAllTheTime
    ReadyAllTheTime  
    Good reveiw
  • Jenni Shelton
    Jenni Shelton  
    TY!
  • ViVix
    ViVix  
    While I respect that some may be offended by swearing, I'm glad you were completely open and honest. I used to minor in Literature, and I hate censorship.
  • Secret Pleasure
    Secret Pleasure  
    Good Job
  • Red Riding Hood
    Red Riding Hood  
    I did laugh at this review (not in a bad way), but it's sad it didn't work out for you. Hopefully you'll find a better product to suit your needs! Thanks for the review!
  • Feisty
    Feisty  
    thanks
  • darkkitty
    darkkitty  
    Ty!
  • BrittaniMaree
    BrittaniMaree  
    Thank you for taking the time for this review Hun
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