Is this thing on???
Published: October 19, 2008
useful review
This can be used as a start of some foreplay, but won't do the job. If you are alone when you use this make sure you have your vibrator nearby!!
Pros:
Very pliable and small.
Cons:
Not much vibration and limited tongue movement.
As a single gal, and I admit a bit bi-curious, I was looking for something that would give me the sensation of being licked the way I like it. The tongue is very flexible and feels rubbery. I was hoping that not only would I be licked up and down, but that the lips would give me a little bit of sucking action as well.
The first time I used the Clit Kisser I made sure I used a really good lube and put in some fresh batteries. I put in my favorite DVD and was ready to be licked while I watched girls being licked clean. I was SO ready. Unfortunately, fantasy rarely lives up to reality. Even with the lube, the tongue didn't feel very moist. It moved up and down relatively slowly and the lips didn't do a thing. The vibration (small silver egg vibrator) barely made a rumble against my clit. I would push it really hard to feel a stronger vibration, but it let me down. I did my best to use my porn to help me get to a climax, but without much luck. I ended up putting the Clit Kisser down and got my trusty old vibrator out and finished what I was very slowly starting.
I will still pull out the Clit Kisser every once in a while....I'm hoping it will finally hit the spot. Don't get me wrong, I get some pleasure from it, but definitely not what I had fantasized about. I have never cum from using this alone. I always pull out my vibrator to help relieve my sexual frustration. The Clit Kisser is far from the real thing. Maybe someday they will invent one which will take the place of an actual tongue, but so far, I am very disappointed.
The first time I used the Clit Kisser I made sure I used a really good lube and put in some fresh batteries. I put in my favorite DVD and was ready to be licked while I watched girls being licked clean. I was SO ready. Unfortunately, fantasy rarely lives up to reality. Even with the lube, the tongue didn't feel very moist. It moved up and down relatively slowly and the lips didn't do a thing. The vibration (small silver egg vibrator) barely made a rumble against my clit. I would push it really hard to feel a stronger vibration, but it let me down. I did my best to use my porn to help me get to a climax, but without much luck. I ended up putting the Clit Kisser down and got my trusty old vibrator out and finished what I was very slowly starting.
I will still pull out the Clit Kisser every once in a while....I'm hoping it will finally hit the spot. Don't get me wrong, I get some pleasure from it, but definitely not what I had fantasized about. I have never cum from using this alone. I always pull out my vibrator to help relieve my sexual frustration. The Clit Kisser is far from the real thing. Maybe someday they will invent one which will take the place of an actual tongue, but so far, I am very disappointed.
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It sounds kinda impossible to imitate a real human tongue, especially out of jelly, of all materials. I would be disappointed too.
Did this have an odor? Welcome to eden,nice review.
It had a slight smell when I first got it. But now it has a slight lube smell to it....even though it has been washed numerous times.
Jelly is highly porous and absorbs any fluid it comes into contact with... so definitely no sharing this toy.
Sorry it's so disappointing. I think anything trying to mimic oral sex is just setting itself up for failure.
I was actually considering buying this until reading this review. Thanks for saving my money! I think I'll stick to my bunny bullet for now.