A Tongue That Catches Flies (Rather Than Attention)

This toy is basically a bullet sleeve. The plastic bullet is covered by the tongue-like sleeve and it's supposed to emulate oral sex. The vibrations from the bullet aren't too bad and can be quite pleasurable, but this is about as suitable a surrogate for oral sex as drinking rotten fruit juice is for good wine.
I know that it wasn't going to be exactly on par with true oral. However, with this is mind, if I wanted to be uncomfortably penetrated by a squishy, stiff tongue-like apparatus, I could have saved my money and diddled myself with extra-lubed fingers!

The bullet sleeve part of this toy is made out of a non-body-safe jelly material, which is laden with phthalates. It has a very overpowering chemical smell to it (at least compared to other jelly toys I've used), it's sticky, it collects dust and it cannot be sterilized. This is not a toy that you would want to share (though I can't imagine why you would want to).

The bullet part is just your standard bullet. It has a plastic controller, a wire and a solid, plastic bullet made out of a shiny material. If anything, the bullet is worth keeping.

There isn't much to be said. It's a plastic bullet with a jelly sleeve designed to look like an open mouth, complete with protruding tongue. It's small and nonthreatening for beginners. In fact, the bullet alone is a wonderful toy for beginners. The shape is not discreet in the slightest, it screams "sex toy"! The shape and design did not do anything for me in regards to emulating the feel of a mouth and tongue, it fell flat.

The controller attached to the bullet is simple enough. It's powered by two AAA batteries and you control the intensity of the vibrations via a dial. The vibrations are very mild, but can get a little intense on their highest setting. I'm fairly sensitive to vibrations though, so it doesn't take much. If you're looking for something stronger, I suggest you look elsewhere. Actually, if you're looking for anything this toy promises other than a decent bullet, I suggest looking elsewhere.

This toy is very difficult to care for. The jelly material cannot be sterilized, boiled or thoroughly cleaned. It's porous and holds onto bacteria for dear life. Storing it is a pain in the ass as well, since it collects dust and other assorted nastiness. You can thank the tacky material for this little boon. I found it more trouble than it was worth.