Clit kisser - clitoral stimulator by Cal Exotics - review by meesmabye

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A Tongue That Catches Flies (Rather Than Attention)

I love oral sex. However, sometimes my love of oral sex overlaps with a lack of a nearby partner. Desperate for a nice, tonguing fix, I decided I would give this a try. It was under $20 and my first toy. I got some use out of it but it met with a quick toss to the bin once I found out the proverbial grass is greener. The tongue is stiff, made of a not-body-safe material and honestly, you're better off licking your fingers and using your imagination.
It came with a decent bullet that doesn't drain batteries.
It's made of non-body-safe jelly, has a foul chemical odor and makes shoddy mockery of oral bliss.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


This toy is basically a bullet sleeve. The plastic bullet is covered by the tongue-like sleeve and it's supposed to emulate oral sex. The vibrations from the bullet aren't too bad and can be quite pleasurable, but this is about as suitable a surrogate for oral sex as drinking rotten fruit juice is for good wine.
I know that it wasn't going to be exactly on par with true oral. However, with this is mind, if I wanted to be uncomfortably penetrated by a squishy, stiff tongue-like apparatus, I could have saved my money and diddled myself with extra-lubed fingers!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

The bullet sleeve part of this toy is made out of a non-body-safe jelly material, which is laden with phthalates. It has a very overpowering chemical smell to it (at least compared to other jelly toys I've used), it's sticky, it collects dust and it cannot be sterilized. This is not a toy that you would want to share (though I can't imagine why you would want to).

The bullet part is just your standard bullet. It has a plastic controller, a wire and a solid, plastic bullet made out of a shiny material. If anything, the bullet is worth keeping.
    • Porous
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

There isn't much to be said. It's a plastic bullet with a jelly sleeve designed to look like an open mouth, complete with protruding tongue. It's small and nonthreatening for beginners. In fact, the bullet alone is a wonderful toy for beginners. The shape is not discreet in the slightest, it screams "sex toy"! The shape and design did not do anything for me in regards to emulating the feel of a mouth and tongue, it fell flat.
    • Beginner
    • Not discreet
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controller attached to the bullet is simple enough. It's powered by two AAA batteries and you control the intensity of the vibrations via a dial. The vibrations are very mild, but can get a little intense on their highest setting. I'm fairly sensitive to vibrations though, so it doesn't take much. If you're looking for something stronger, I suggest you look elsewhere. Actually, if you're looking for anything this toy promises other than a decent bullet, I suggest looking elsewhere.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very difficult to care for. The jelly material cannot be sterilized, boiled or thoroughly cleaned. It's porous and holds onto bacteria for dear life. Storing it is a pain in the ass as well, since it collects dust and other assorted nastiness. You can thank the tacky material for this little boon. I found it more trouble than it was worth.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
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