Lights up, but definitely doesn’t light up my life
This caught my eye and made me do a double take, but all in all it’s not what I wanted; it’s definitely not for me. I love clitoral play and lots of it, and this penis is way too wiggly to use on my clit. It didn’t feel very powerful and did not reach my G-spot.Published: January 22, 2011
Pros:
Lights, cost
Cons:
Low vibrations, floppy
Jessica's strobing penis is quite neat; I love the idea of it. When I told my husband I was waiting on Jessica's penis he said, "Jessica has a penis?" I laughed. He's correct, though, who is Jessica and does she really have a penis? The strobing light may be pretty, but this toy definitely doesn’t deliver when it comes to the multi-speed vibrations. I love that I can use this in the dark, and it gives me the light for attractiveness and ease of use. The strobing penis looks interesting and very fun; I was very interested in it and very ready to get this home and in my hands. But once it got here, I wasn’t impressed at all.
This strobing penis is made of a material called Crystalessence, which has its ups and downs. The upside to Crystalessence is that it’s safe to use with all lubricants and can be easily cleaned and rinsed off; the downside is that it does collect dust and lint very easily and should be stored where dust and lint can’t collect onto it. All these material facts can be found on the product page. I have found the dial base, which changes the speed, is very easy to move, so when storing this product, I don’t recommend leaving the batteries in it.
It’s a great penetration toy but is totally not for clitoral or anal play; the end is sort of floppy and doesn’t usually go where it’s aimed without some sort of manipulation. I used this with my husband and alone, and neither way did I find it useful. I love clitoral play; I usually orgasm more often with clitoral play than any sort of sexual act and this toy didn’t contribute anything to my toy box. It didn’t quite reach my G-spot, which was disappointing, and I was very let down.
This strobing penis is made of a material called Crystalessence, which has its ups and downs. The upside to Crystalessence is that it’s safe to use with all lubricants and can be easily cleaned and rinsed off; the downside is that it does collect dust and lint very easily and should be stored where dust and lint can’t collect onto it. All these material facts can be found on the product page. I have found the dial base, which changes the speed, is very easy to move, so when storing this product, I don’t recommend leaving the batteries in it.
It’s a great penetration toy but is totally not for clitoral or anal play; the end is sort of floppy and doesn’t usually go where it’s aimed without some sort of manipulation. I used this with my husband and alone, and neither way did I find it useful. I love clitoral play; I usually orgasm more often with clitoral play than any sort of sexual act and this toy didn’t contribute anything to my toy box. It didn’t quite reach my G-spot, which was disappointing, and I was very let down.
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I'm sorry that this toy didn't work out that well for you. I've never had a realistic vibrator that lights up like this one, but I can see how that would be intriguing. Thanks for explaining that it's kind of floppy, that's quite helpful. In future reviews, I would recommend talking a little more about the vibrations of toys. For example, could you feel them only at one end of the shaft, or all along the toy?
I look forward to seeing more reviews from you!
good review!
Thank you!