Mini G rock - g-spot and clitoral vibrator by Cal Exotics - review by Fearsome

Mini G rock - g-spot and clitoral vibrator G-spot and clitoral vibrator by Cal Exotics
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Mini G rock

G-spot and clitoral vibrator by Cal Exotics

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Mini G rock does not, in fact, rock.

I do not recommend this toy, but it didn't work for me. If you are the type this toy fits (I give the benefit of the doubt that it fits some people) it could be a neat and nice concept with good materials.
Published: December 19, 2009
Pros:
If it fits, it can be cool.
Cons:
Can be ill fitted and uncomfortable.
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review

Use

The best use of this vibrator is a neck massager. I tossed, turned, did some acrobatics and still got no jollies from this product. Take out the bullet if you like bullets and forget about this toy, or give it away. My honest opinion is this is a good idea done very badly. The materials are nice, but don't work well for the purpose, the curve looks like it should work, but even for my petite self it seemed not only to small for fun, and the angle just didn't like me. I guess if you checked this toy in person, and knew it would fit you it would be okay, or even nice. But as for myself, I can't stand it.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • No one
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Nowhere

Material / Texture

The material is top notch, but doesn't do me any good since I refuse to re-use it. The texture was less silky, and more rubbery, like feeling a band-aide. it makes the toy safe, no matter what you use it for.

the little pocket the bullet goes in can stretch quite a bit and lube (and everything else) tends to collect there, so you have to remove the bullet and flush the toy out to get it squeaky clean. It lacks texture, minus the nubs that look a bit tacky on the top and the label in the silicone. no taste or smell, but it does have a seam you can see.

Design / Shape / Size

The design looked good, but failed to deliver. It was supposed to stimulate both clit and G-spot by rocking back and forth, but missed at both, slipped out, and was generally uncomfortable. The small size didn't keep it from being both too big and too small for me at the same time, too long a shaft, to short a clit attachment, the rocking only made me stretch uncomfortably, and missed going in or coming out and hit nothing pleasurable the whole two hours I struggled with the thing. The vibe was fairly loud and the vibrations sparse and almost undetectable in the attachment.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibrations are located just about exclusively in the shaft, where you can barely feel them.
That is, unless you hold the bullet. Then you can feel the vibrations in your hand. The shaft portion is rubbery and slips a lot even if you do fairly dry. I dunked it under the water a bit but it didn't affect it's shoddy performance. The push button bullet is delightful and cute, and functions well despite the over sized sleeve it's pushed into. Otherwise this toy has made me sad, I'm just glad I bought it on clearance.

Care and Maintenance

Being silicone, it's easy to wipe off, but the awkward curve, pouch for the bullet, and seams and things catch lube and anything else you can get on it making it kind of a pain to keep sanitary. you can throw it anywhere, it being silicone, and works with water-based lubes.

Packaging

The toy was in a cardboard box with a plastic insert, not very classy, but packaging isn't really to big a deal.

Personal comments

I dislike the mini G rock greatly, but if you picked it up yourself and had it fit you, the concept might then work and provide a fun little toy. Otherwise don't bother to gamble on it, and get another product (like a rabbit) for your simultaneous enjoyment of carnal pleasures, or double up with a clit stimulator and dildo/dong for penetration. (your taste/choices may vary!)

Experience

I spent two hours of my life that cannot be refunded trying in vain to enjoy this toy in any sex-based fashion. It was okay at first, I even giggled from time to time as it slid around and oh!'d when it would push or hurt. Time passed, and I became upset that I was only making my vulva angry, and went ahead with thrusting with bullet, without bullet, this way, upside down, just barely touching, ground in, left, right, sitting, standing, squatting, in the tub, in the shower-- all ending without satisfaction. I even lost my sexual appetite. If it fits, it will work, if not, don't bother trying to find a way to enjoy it, just poke it around your neck and reach for something else to slake your lust.
Follow-up commentary
I still hate it, and I think the makers should seriously consider re-modeling it if it's gotten so many negative reviews.
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Juliettia (verified)

Some of your wording just seems off to me. Like this phrase, "I do not recommend this toy, but it didn't work for me". The awkward phrases have left me a little confused while reading your review, even though I get the jist that you hated the product.

I haven't found anyone, myself included, who has had a good experience with this product.

12/20/2009
Fearsome (verified)

I gave it the benefit of the doubt, but I guess I was a bit confusing. I hated it,. plain and simple, and no one should get it.

12/20/2009
Fearsome (verified)

I gave it the benefit of the doubt, but I guess I was a bit confusing. I hated it,. plain and simple, and no one should get it.

12/20/2009
Adriana Ravenlust (verified)

Even if you hated it, feel free to tell us what the intended purpose is and be more explicit in your description of design. Also, this is TPR silicone, a blend that is slightly porous. you probably want to differentiate from pure silicone. Sometimes it's difficult for us to write an even-tempered review when we don't like a product but I think that would have made your review much more useful.

01/04/2010

It's a shame that the Mini G didn't work out for you. I joke that I have a "highly positioned clitoris", so I doubt it would work for me, either. :/

09/13/2010
Pandahb (verified)

nice review

02/09/2011
Darklyvan (verified)

Thank you for the review

Feb 11, 9:11 am
Stinkytofu10 (verified)

Thank you for the review

Mar 14, 2:52 pm
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