Nipple Teaser
Although I was excited about trying out a nipple pump/vibrator toy, this item was a sad disappointment. It was poorly made and wouldn't suction onto the nipple at all. The vibrator itself was passable- not overly loud and good controls, although it doesn't go too strong. However, without the suction part it's just a bullet really. And there are far better bullets out there.Published: September 5, 2011
Pros:
vibrator control dial is easy to use
Cons:
poorly made, doesn't suction, weak vibrations, only one nipple at a time
I will start off by saying that I have never tried a nipple pump or vibrator before. However, I have very sensitive nipples- I'm able to orgasm from nipple stimulation alone in some circumstances. Because of this, I found this toy quite an appealing concept. I'm sad to say that it was nothing but a disappointment though.
As soon as I took the nipple teaser out of the package I could tell that it was poorly made. The jelly material that the suction part is made out of had flaws to it making the edges not smooth which impeded its ability to form a good seal and actually suction onto a nipple. No matter what I did I couldn't get it to stay on my nipples at all. I even tried putting the bullet in the opposite side that it's supposed to, which left me with a larger bulb to suction. This worked a bit better and actually allowed the item to stay suctioned to a nipple for maybe a minute.
The vibrator on this toy requires two AA batteries. The controller has a dial device which allows you to slowly increase the intensity of the vibrations to your desired level rather than being constrained by preset levels. The highest level I would say is still pretty weak though, and as far as noise goes, it's not the quietest toy out there. It's also not too horribly loud either though.
Since I really couldn't get the suction part to work I decided to try it out with just holding the suction piece on my nipple. After a few minutes I decided that this was really doing nothing for me though. Plus it bothered me that I could only stimulate one nipple at a time. I tried ditching the jelly suction part and just using the vibrator on my nipples on it's own. But really then- how is this toy any different than a regular bullet? Although this felt mildly pleasurable, it certainly wasn't going to be enough to get me off. Finally, fed up, I just used the vibrator as a bullet on my clit. While the vibrations were weaker than I generally enjoy I was still able to achieve orgasm.
Sadly, I think this is one of those toys that will go in my "junk toys" bin, never to be used again. When I showed it to my partners I couldn't even convince them to help me try it out as they both just said it looked like crap. Another sad failure.
As soon as I took the nipple teaser out of the package I could tell that it was poorly made. The jelly material that the suction part is made out of had flaws to it making the edges not smooth which impeded its ability to form a good seal and actually suction onto a nipple. No matter what I did I couldn't get it to stay on my nipples at all. I even tried putting the bullet in the opposite side that it's supposed to, which left me with a larger bulb to suction. This worked a bit better and actually allowed the item to stay suctioned to a nipple for maybe a minute.
The vibrator on this toy requires two AA batteries. The controller has a dial device which allows you to slowly increase the intensity of the vibrations to your desired level rather than being constrained by preset levels. The highest level I would say is still pretty weak though, and as far as noise goes, it's not the quietest toy out there. It's also not too horribly loud either though.
Since I really couldn't get the suction part to work I decided to try it out with just holding the suction piece on my nipple. After a few minutes I decided that this was really doing nothing for me though. Plus it bothered me that I could only stimulate one nipple at a time. I tried ditching the jelly suction part and just using the vibrator on my nipples on it's own. But really then- how is this toy any different than a regular bullet? Although this felt mildly pleasurable, it certainly wasn't going to be enough to get me off. Finally, fed up, I just used the vibrator as a bullet on my clit. While the vibrations were weaker than I generally enjoy I was still able to achieve orgasm.
Sadly, I think this is one of those toys that will go in my "junk toys" bin, never to be used again. When I showed it to my partners I couldn't even convince them to help me try it out as they both just said it looked like crap. Another sad failure.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the
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Damn I'm sorry it didn't work for you. Thanks for the review and taking the time to share it with us.
Sorry to hear it didn't work. I would love to find a good quality nipple toy.
A lot of nipple toys end up a disappointment, like nipple clamps that end up too tight or too loose. As for the nipple pump, I'm not surprised, the clitoral pumps are only OK in that field. Thanks for the review.
Aw what a crappy toy! I'm so sorry to hear how awful this was. I certainly haven't ever heard good things about this one and only ONE? WTH? They couldn't even add one more of the crappy things so you could have both nipples at once? Well, then again they probably knew by the time you tried the one out you wouldn't even care to have 2! Lol. I hate when these things happen. Thanks for sharing the details though. You done a really awesome job in the review. I've been trying to find a good nipple toy too. I've ordered a set thingy that comes with nipple suckers that vibrate and a clitoris sucker that vibrates. It's by Doc Johnson I believe. I hope they actually work. If so I'll let ya know how they turn out if you're interested in looking for a better toy for this. It sounds like this one doesn't even have a point in being a sex toy. They might as well just sell it as an egg vibrator. Lol. Kudos to you for going through so much trouble trying the different ends to get it to work. Sorry it was such a disappointment.
Great review..but what a crappy toy
awesome review
Thanks for the great review, too bad it didn't work so well
Thanks for the review. Too bad it wasnt all that great. it looks pretty
thanks
Thanks for the review, I'm sorry to hear it didn't work well.
nice review
Nice review!
Sorry to see this was a disappointing investment. Thanks for reviewing it, though.
Good review! thanks
Nice review!
Great review
nice review
Awesome, thanks for sharing with us!